We had to pack up our tents and leave town by order of the local youth gang after I had moved in on the leader’s moll. Life’s a tent pitch!
These badlands you ask? Well, Castle Douglas, near Stranraer in the south-west of Scotland.
I was 15 and it was an unpromising start to my camping days.
A year later I would be sleeping outside the tent on the French Riviera.
And under the stars because the four of us thought a two-man tent would fit us all (and our rucksacks).
There have been scrapes aplenty in the subsequent years.
Like the time when Daddy’s Little Girl slugged from my whisky hip flask in Donard, Co. Wicklow when she was 8.
She then blamed me saying I’d said it was water.
The camping has evolved into glamping, or at least better canvassed accommodation.
Mind you I saw precious little of my bed in the Sahara Desert after a run-in with a dodgy Atlas Mountains tagine.
My G Adventures expedition through Jordan was much more palatable although again I had a sleepless night.
With tootache… and earache as my neighbour in our party had the snores.
About the camping craze taking over the UK.
Carry on camping
SLM tells me that such is the demand for camping breaks in the UK that tents are in short supply.
As well as gas barbecues, Calor gas bottles and camping tables and chairs. And electric bicycles!
Over to Matt Sims, managing director of the Motorhome Holiday Company, cites Brexit as one of the culprits.
He said: “We are observing how the new customs regulation following Brexit has affected the import of essential camping equipment.
“That mean that many large retailers are now out of stock as their bulk buying power has been impacted.
“However these goods can still be purchased by smaller independent camping equipment retailers as they are less affected.”
Deal us in
Matt has been busy doing the homework for us and estimates that more than 50% of campsites will still have availability over the summer season.
Matt is expecting a 700% rise in demand for its motorhome rentals this summer, compared to two years ago, yet is keeping prices frozen at 2019 levels.
A three-night rental with the Motorhome Holiday Company starts from £400 and includes rental, Camping and Caravaning Club Privilege membership for the duration of the hire.
You also get fully comp insurance for the first driver, unlimited mileage, breakdown cover, complimentary essentials and telephone support.
A week in the summer holidays from £1260. Shorter breaks are also available in the summer priced from £180 per day.
Life’s a tent pitch… so get out and enjoy your summer.