Now none of us would settle for anything less than a room with a basketball court… it’s Vegas baby at Compston’s Palms Hotel.
The Scots actor giving us a whistlestop tour of his adopted town for Channel 4… all in the line of duty, of course.
Martin brings his earthy Scots schtick to Neon City and reminds us of this Scot’s unfinished business in Neon City.
Particularly with Las Vegas’s 5-Day Sale ending tonight, September 28, including the iconic Palms Hotel.
Half the fun and half as dear
Now assuming, which makes an ass of you and me, that you don’t have a spare $25,000 for a night’s stay.
And whisper it, Martin has, after dropping and flopping $20k on the Pontoon table.
Then the Palms has a range of 50% off suites.
From a Fantasy King for two from an average $158.74 including $21.99 resort fees per night.
To the Ivory Penthouse at from $358.74 average per night and including resort fees per night.
A tale of two Martins
Now Vegas still remains new to Martin as he explains, despite living eight years there with his wife Tianna and their son.
Because you could spend a lifetime there and never get to know it all.
Which is why you’re always best to tap up the locals who do live their lives there.
Like those who keep the rooms, run the tables, curate the Mob Museum, the Neon Museum and much more besides.
And visit the Xxx Off Strip every weekend, like Cami from Utah.
To listen to Eighties-covers burlesque troupe The Whip Its at Harrah’s and get unsuspecting Scots up on the dance floor.
Now depending on how far you go you could even end up up the aisle at the Graceland Wedding Chapel.
As colleagues in our party, Martin and Peter did, just for the story you understand.