It stands to reason that party people couple them which is why Trailfinders have organised for lovers to swing by Las Vegas and Cancun on honeymoon.
Only you wouldn’t if you’re a Vegas newbie.
And you’re throwing shapes with Cami from Utah, who comes to Vegas at weekends, well because they party differently there.
And you draw the attention of the middle-aged couple at the bar.
He in his golfing gear and she on her twinset and pearls.
Who ask how we’ve been enjoying Vegas.
And I smilingly reply that I’m loving it as a scantily-clad barmaid pours a shot into the mouth of the dude next to me.
Swinging into action
All-American couple suggest I might then like Cancun where they go to party every year.
And with shots on board myself, and energised by the burlesque beats of 70s covers house band The Whip-Its, I prick up my ears.
Only for my drinking companion and Vegas regular Martin to poke me in the ribs.
And ask me that surely I must know that they’re swingers, which wide-eyed wanderer that I am, I didn’t.
Hit the trail
No such awkward surprises, you’ll be glad to know, from Trailfinders.
The holiday providers are luring lovers with 12 nights from February 19-March 3 at €2,9999.
With direct Aer Lingus flights to Neon City and the new direct route back from Cancun!
From €2,999pp including economy class flights or r €4,199pp with business class flights.
And because it’s Vegas and Cancun baby, you deserve to go in style.
Go in style
Now you’ll spend five nights at the 4★+ Virgin Hotels Las Vegas, Curio Collection by Hilton
Then fly from Vegas to the Mexican hotspot.
For seven nights at 5★ Secrets The Vine, Cancun on an all inclusive basis with private return transfers.
So if you’re setting out on a new life together then leave yourself in the hands of the experts, say the Irish Travel Agents Association.
And swing by Las Vegas and Cancun on honeymoon.
