They’re something to be said for cutting out the muddleman and in La La Land they’re gearing up for it being all over for Uber with LA‘s driverless cars.
And at the risk of getting blacklisted by the car ride behemoth and getting stranded somewhere unfriendly.
I’ve decided to get on board the driverless revolution.
Which transforms your holiday from. the moment you land at LAX.
Flying by the seat of your pants
Jimmy: in old Los Angeles
From standing around jet-lagged after your luggage has been waylaid and you’re looking out tired for a car-reg to take you Downtown.
When you could have taken the train, explored the historic station and original Spanish settlement which I did on the way back.
Or if you just want to get to your destination after your weary journey then LAX will cut out that muddleman.
You know the Uber driver who is new to the country and doesn’t know their way around and drives you around in a circle.
OK that was in Santa Monica and then before that in Washington DC but you get the picture, which they didn’t.
Where one of the world’s largest multi-billion dollar airport modernisation projects is creating a faster, smarter and more seamless journey.
Which gets you out on your trip quicker because of facial recognition and biometric screening to automated check-in and faster immigration processing via the Mobile Passport Control (MPC) app.
LAX is embracing a future of frictionless travel.
Electric trickery
Quiet drive/‘: Without a driver
The result is shorter queues, fewer document checks and a faster journey through one of the world’s busiest airports.
Is it a bird, is it a plane… no it’s an Irish plane Iolar where the Aer Lingus eagle dares again.
Should you have been out for a stroll around Bristol in the West Country of England on May 27, 1936 then you’d have been in for a shock.
When a Havilland DH.84 Dragon, or Iolar or Irish eagle in Gaelic parlance, flew over your head.
If you’re still around today of course, you won’t bat an eyelid at metal birds flying over your heads.
But sometimes it does no harm to turn the clock back.
And that’s what Aer Lingus has done, flying the EI-ABIIolar from Dublin to Bristol as part of its 90th anniversary celebrations.
The craic was 90
Green for go: Aer Lingus cabin crew members Laura Stapleton and Nicola Crimmins. Picture: Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland
Back in 1936, Aer Lingus was a fledgling airline with one aircraft, one route, five passengers, driven by an ambition to connect Ireland to the world.
Since then, the airline has flown everyone from Popes to Presidents, proudly providing an enduring connection between Ireland, the UK, Europe and North America.
Aer Lingus’ de Havilland DH.84 Dragon, EI-ABIIolar, is one of the last remaining aircrafts of its type and represents Ireland’s rich and storied aviation history.
As Aer Lingus’ first aircraft, EI-ABI Iolaroperated for two years with the newly-formed Irish airline, before it was sold and later lost during World War II.
Today’s Iolaris, a sister aircraft to the original, which was welcomed into the Aer Lingus fleet in the 1960s.
It was first restored for the airline’s 50th anniversary in 1986. Now re-registered as EI-ABI, Iolar remains an enduring symbol of Aer Lingus’ heritage.
The Irish Volunteers
Landed: Laura and Nicola emerge from EI-ABI, Iolar. Picture: Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland
Iolar had been proudly on display in Aer Lingus’ maintenance headquarters at Dublin Airport in recent years.
With preparations to return the aircraft to its former glory commencing ahead of Aer Lingus’ 90th anniversary.
The four‑month restoration, carried out by Midland Aviation at Abbeyshrule Aerodrome in County Longford, was supported by a dedicated group of Aer Lingus volunteers.
The skilled team combined archival research, engineering expertise and traditional craftsmanship to restore the aircraft.
‘While preserving its structural integrity and historical authenticity.
The restoration work included maintenance and certification checks, including full top overhauls of both engines and careful cosmetic restoration of the airframe.
With the skills of one of Ireland’s last aviation carpenters playing a vital role in preserving the aircraft’s authenticity.
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Lynne Embleton, Aer Lingus Chief Executive Officer, said: ‘I am incredibly proud of the dedication and expertise shown by our colleagues and partners in bringing Iolar back to life.
‘And preserve an important piece of our history for future generations.
‘As we mark our 90th anniversary, we’re conscious not only of where we have come from, but how far we have progressed over the past nine decades.
‘From that first flight carrying five passengers across the Irish Sea, the airline today connects Ireland to over 100 destinations across Europe, the UK and North America.’
Of course, much as we would like the intimacy of a five-passenger flight we recognise times change and will relent to share our experience with others.
Even when liquored-up rugger buggers (and England’s west country is full of them) think it’s a great wheeze.
To chuck nuts at each other and past our heads.
Thankfully though Aer Lingus’s angels in the air are always there to intervene on our behalf.
And to mark the Irish national airline carrier’s opening of a new route to the capital of the Scottish Highlands we trust some will claim that they have seen the Loch Ness MonstAer.
Only there is no such creature, and there I’ve said it, although there are no shortage of fluffy merch toys.
As we found out on a visit to the Loch Ness Centre where the Son and Heir left the glove puppet soothing toy he carried everywhere.
Among all the other Nessies.
Of course, you’d be forgiven for thinking that it was the fabled Loch Ness Monster which put Inverness and its environs on the tourist map.
When, in fact, word of the beauty of the Scottish Highlands had long been known.
From forays from friend and foe alike over the century.
With no less a chronicler than Samuel Johnson waxing lyrical about its beauties on his 1775 A Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland.
Walking in Boswell and Johnson’s footsteps
Witchcraft: Macbeth country
Johnson commented on the diction of the Invernessians, to this day praised as close to ‘Queen’s English.’
Saying ‘The soldiers seem to have incorporated afterwards with the inhabitants.
‘And to have peopled the place with an English race.
‘For the language of this town has been long considered as peculiarly elegant.’
Johnson and Boswell were much taken by Inverness Castle, reputed home of Macbeth, and a particular fort nearby.
‘It was no very capacious edifice, but stands upon a rock so high and steep, that I think it was once not accessible.
‘But by the help of ladders, or a bridge.
‘Over against it, on another hill, was a fort built by Cromwell, now totally demolished.
‘For no faction of Scotland loved the name of Cromwell, or had any desire to continue his memory.’
All of which will be music to newbie Irish visitors to Inverness.
With the famously warty religious zealot no friend of our Celtic cousins either.
When we got our Erse kicked
Castle in the Aer: Inverness Castle down below
Today’s Inverness Castle may be different than the one B&J visited but you’ll still be able to take in the atmosphere on your visit.
Johnson goes somewhat off track though here.
With the kind of demeaning and belittling descriptions of the Invernessians which would have him cancelled today.
Although he helpfully reminds us that the Highlands and Islands is the home of the Gaelic or Erse language.
And stop giggling there at the back.
‘There is I think a kirk, in which only the Erse language is used, he notes.
‘There is likewise an English chapel, but meanly built, where on Sunday we saw a very decent congregation.’
Go West
Spooky: Traitors Castle
B&J seemingly don’t linger in Inverness, preferring to get on their journey to the remote Hebrides.
Saying: ‘At Inverness we procured three horses for ourselves and a servant, and one more for our baggage, which was no very heavy load.
‘We found in the course of our journey the convenience of having disencumbered ourselves, by laying aside whatever we could spare.
‘For it is not to be imagined without experience, how in climbing crags, and treading bogs.
‘And winding through narrow and obstructed passages, a little bulk will hinder, and a little weight will burthen.’
Bonnie Prince Charlie’s last stand
Battle weary: Charlie at Culloden
Why B&J chose not to visit the site of the last battle on British soil, at nearby Culloden in 1746, we never learn.
Although it might still have been too raw.
But you can, and learn about the fate of Bonnie Prince Charlie, and how he too fled to the Western Isles.
And because you can still board the greatest plane ever built without shelling out a fortune, we mark 50 years since its inaugural flight and how it’s always been Concorde by a nose in Scotland.
Which you can board, and enjoy, for just £14.50 of your Earth money.
And see how the other half lived, and flew, back then.
It wasn’t inevitable, of course, that Scotland would house a Concorde, in this case Golf-Bravo Oscar Alpha Alpha, the first of her kind to go into service with British Airways.
Since her maiden flight in January 1976, she has flown 22,768 hours and 56 minutes, landing 8,064 times and going through 6,842 supersonic cycles.
Concorde’s most dramatic journey
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In almost 25 years of service, she traversed the globe, touching down in New York, Paris, Bahrain, Miami, Calcutta, Auckland and Barbados.
Its most dramatic journey perhaps though was one where it never got off the ground.
When G-BOAA took to the water instead.
On an unforgettable week-long journey from Heathrow to a bunch of fields east of Edinburgh.
Aisle be looking after you: In-flight entertainment
Concorde was loaded onto a specialist barge, the Terra Marique, at the Thames port of Isleworth.
And sailed up the Thames and north,.
Before being rolled ashore at the British Energy jetty at Torness, East Lothian.
The pipes are calling
Pot of gold: In East Fortune
She was then guided by members of 39 Engineer Regiment’s 53 Field Squadron (Air Support), with a helicopter hovering overhead.
Before, in true traditional Scottish style, was greeted by two pipers on arrival.
Which is a little bit extra.
And not what you’d get at any of the four Concorde sites in England.
From their regular visits up to Caledonia to showcase their beautiful country and to share Scots-Swiss stories.
Our Alpine amis describe Scotland’s largest city as ‘combining Victorian architecture with modern culture, a vibrant music scene, and a rich football tradition.