So that you really have to get up close and study the encrustations on the canvas.
Which means more than the 30 seconds on average that is normally spent looking at a painting.
Monkeys and their Mickeys
Monkeying around: Breughel and tulips
Now unless you’ve studied art or tailgated a guided group you might not know what to look for.
But trust yourself, and besides you’re always likely to be found out if you hang on to a tour as the Son and Heir and myself were in the Capuchin Crypt in Rome.
Handily all galleries have audio guides and plaques to direct us to the messages in the art without cheating our way on to tours.
Of course, no piece of art is the same as another unless you’re a very good counterfeiter.
We’re advised to take the needle & thread walk through the ancient souks.
Now anyone who has walked through the souks will know that you’ll need to avoid vendors trying to barter with you and thrust apple teas into your hand.
The well mapped-out trail will take you to several vibrant areas of the ancient medina from tailoring to dyers souks.
Now Diamantine, has been at the forefront of the atelier scene for 15 years.
This year’s Caftan Week is dedicated to the theme ‘Nefes El Atlas’, or ‘Breath of the Atlas’.
And pays tribute to the mountains and their culture, which has acted as a source of inspiration for local designers and fashion houses.
And the exotic Pink City is easily accessible from your local airport and we found an EasyJet return flight covering the dates of Caftan Week from £302pp for three nights.
With sites lighting up in green for 2026 including the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Empire State Building in New York, Niagara Falls, the CN Tower in Canada.
And The National Wallace Monument in Scotland, Heidecksburg Castle in Germany, the Cibeles Fountain in Madrid, La Croisette in Cannes, the Grand Place in Brussels and the Sky Tower in Auckland.
Green for go
Take off: The ski jump
Stone me: The Jelling Stones
Of course, each new year Tourism Ireland persuades more countries to bring new landmarks to the party.
Last year it was the polar bear sculpture in Longyearbyen in Norway.
And one of our favourites The Kelpies, the largest equine statue in the world, in Falkirk.
And you can put money on Jessie Buckley gushing about being a mum in her Oscars acceptance speech, and while Hamnet is a tour de force, here are our five fab films for Mother’s Day.
With a nod, of course, to the mumdoms where they ruled the roost.
Let’s start at the very beginning
The parent Von Trapp: In Austria
The Sound of Music: And if a mother’s love is unconditional then all the more credit for women who take on another man’s children.
From the Pueblos of New Mexico to the Hualapai Nation in Arizona and the 39 distinct Tribal Nations in Oklahoma.
The road is a gateway to a vibrant, modern Indigenous landscape.
With Sherry L. Rupert (Paiute/Washoe), CEO of the American Indigenous Tourism Association painting another picture.
‘For too long, our stories were treated as an afterthought or a marketing gimmick. The American Indigenous Tourism Association is proud to provide the tools for travelers to journey with intention.
‘Honouring the sovereignty and resilience of the Native Nations who remain the heartbeat of the Mother Road.’
And your Indian guides
Know your history: Stops along the way
With the centre of the initiative AIT’s guidebook, American Indians and Route 66 originally published for the 90th anniversary in 2016.
This comprehensive travel guide, created in partnership with the National Park Service is funded in part by the National Park Service Route 66 Corridor Preservation Program.
It provides historical context on the road’s impact – both the economic opportunities and the challenges of land displacement – and offers travelers essential etiquette for visiting tribal lands.
Digital footpring
To support the centennial, AIT has launched dedicated digital resources to help travellers plan their Indigenous-focused road trip:
Dedicated Route 66 Portal:Visitors can access a wealth of historical materials, trip-planning guides, and educational resources.
Route 66 Events: Discover ways to celebrate this road-tripping milestone with Only in Your State, the official publishing partner of the Route 66 Centennial.
Geordies are oft tagged Scots with their heads bashed in… now add to that their claim that the world’s oldest check tartan really is English.
The back story is that we’ve just spent International Women’s Day with The Scary One and her mum in their English homeland.
In Alnwick in Northumberland, only an hour and a half from our North Berwick home on Scotland’s south-east coast.
Book station: Barter Books
And learning about how fluid our stories are, with Northumberland having changed hands countless times in Borders skirmishes.
Which must explain how check tartan plaid first showed up in the third-century AD before more northern peoples took it on.
On track in Alnwick
Write stuff: Oor Wullie and The Broons
It has in truth been a two-way street between Scotland and the north-east English county.
And our venture into the Alnwick institution that is the repurposed train station and now bookshop/cafe, closed after the war, Barter Books … and which reveals all.
The best story: With the Scary One and her mum
With iconic Scots Oor Wullie and The Broons showcased on the shelves and Billy Connolly to the fore.
Read all about it
On the shoulders of giants: The greats of literature
Barter Books is of course, more than a second-hand bookshop.
One of the biggest in the country and expanded since it first opened 35 years ago.
With its most notable addition its renowned buffet from a room they never even knew they had but fell upon a dozen years after first opening.
Your table is ready: If it’s busy
And which we sit in today by an open fireplace and historical pictures from Northumbrian yore with The Top-Hatted Station Master purveying the scene.
The rest is gravy: The famous roast beef sandwich
It is here that we sit eating our roast beef and onion gravy sandwiches, recommended as indeed Barter has been by Daughterie, and coffee stout.
Everybody screams for ice cream
Topper: The Top-Hatted Stationmaster
And if that doesn’t fill you up you can reward yourself with ice cream, cakes or speciality coffees from Paradise, the former Stationmasters office.
We are glad to have got a table at all as Barter Buffet can become busy and visitors have been known to queue to get in.
Perhaps it is because regulars to BB, 45 miles north of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, clearly linger over their food, with a good book from the shop.
Kilt it: Northumbrian tartan
Of course, in the best company, it would be rude to read although when the conversation drifted I took in the artefacts, the top-hatted lamp shades.
And the pictures of what look like Scots but are really Northumbrians in those 3rd-century black-and-white check tartans.
Wham bam Bamburgh
Dramatic: Bamburgh Castle
Now you can easily spend the whole day, and Barter is open every day but Christmas Day, but any day tripper must take in the dramatic Bamburgh Castle before heading home.
Of course, we haven’t left ourselves enough time, and anyway we must always leave ourselves another reason to return and we will.
But before we go we take in the celebrated wooden-panelled Copper Kettle cafe in the quaint village.
And high teas with pots of tea that would sate any hungry hiker and scones and jam reserves or cake treats.
And the Guinness Storehouse within strolling distance for the best panoramic views of the city from the Gravity Bar, and best pint of plain.
Although family loyalties will always mean we point in the direction of the Liffeyside institution that is the Workshop bistro bar, next to the Tara Street Dart (or train) station.
Fill up your cart: Strawberry theme
While if you’re wanting some culture, or just get away from the crowds for a breather.
Then Trinity College and its Book of Kells and the National Gallery are havens of peace.
Of course, it’s no coincidence that the Ruby group dedicated their hotel to arguably Dublin’s most famous citizen, one Molly Malone.
Molly’s Dublin
Green for go: Cocktail hour
As its location in Oxmanstown on the north of the river is solid market trading land.
Where you’d not be surprised to find Mrs Brown or her boys.
Once the site of an abbey, the rediscovery of parts of its vault in the 1880s, 7 feet under the street, adds to the mystical allure surrounding the hotel.
Drawing inspiration from the vibrant covered market of 1892, Ruby Molly channels former market trader Anna Lawlor’s story.
Balcony seat: And view of Dublin
A place where farmers sold their fresh produce.
Including the much-coveted strawberries that adorned the tables of Dublin’s finest hotels.
And well-endowed Dublin lasses sold their cockles and mussels, alive-oh.
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