The call of the fjords

Huldra is beckoning me from the cliffside to join her in the woods. She’s shameless, Huldra, can’t she see I’m here with the wife but then that’s the call of the fjords?

And persistent. Huldra stands here in the same spot every day at the Kjosfossen Waterfall on the Flam-Myrdal train route, serenading those who have ventured into her mountains.

But don’t you be taken in, there is a sting in the tale, she’s only wearing that floaty dress to hider her witch’s rump.

Now this will negotiate the Norwegian hills

It would be all too easy to follow the seductive Huldra blindly into the Norwegian hinterland though.

Its fjords are alluring, its peoples steeped in myth, magic and mysteries.

Are they really stones?

Watch too where you step as you listen for the call of the fjords.

Those stones may well be trolls who have transformed themselves into rocks rather than risk being burnt by the sun.

Mind you, there isn’t much chance of that in the Land of Rain.

Trolled again!

I’m sure one tripped me up on our first day off ship in Norway as I climbed down through the forest above Geiranger.

And I slid on my fleshy part. Scream?

Not then, but later in the Fishmarket when they brought me the bill for two beers (€20).

Munchtime in Bergen

The call of the fjords is beckoning me again.

Best get back on board the MSC Presiosa methinks where I’ve an all-inclusive package and the beer, wine and cocktails are flowing.

Let the drinking begin

I’m on a seven-night cruise of the Norwegian fjords, departing in Kiel, Germany.

And stopping off in Copenhagen for the day with port calls at Geiranger, Bergen, Flam, and two full days at sea.

And for this week I will channel my inner Viking, drinking, feasting and dancing.

Don’t go chasing waterfalls… but I do

The Vikings are all there on the first night of course, the crew in their horned helmets and Norse robes, cajoling us onto one of the many dance floors on board.

Theirs is the call of the fjords.

Those Vikings

Today’s ships are very different beasts than their forbears…

For the Vikings and their friends on their longboats life on the ocean wave was certainly no pleasure cruise.

They had to wrestle strong winds through the fjords with no more buttress than their sails which must have seemed like mere hankies in the vast waterscape.

My precious: The MSC Preziosa and The Boss in Geiranger

The winds blew them to Normandy with a detour to Britain and Ireland where they found it even wetter here, and as far south as Italy.

Norway doux points

Our cruise is, of course, heading in an opposite northerly direction to the one they took.

We too are heeding the call of the fjords.

The Irish get everywhere

We are venturing to their land and our ship is populated with a rich mix of Continental Europeans.

We are Italians,. Germans, French, Dutch, Swiss, Spanish and Bulgaria.

And there’s Sarah and I and a spattering of Irish… we come across Gerry and Breid from Killarney who meet in Bergen.

Acting the giddy goat

They fled the country for this cruise and the call of the fjords, rather than be forced to endure watching Dublin win another All-Ireland.

Bergen, our third stop, is situated between the longest fjord Sogneford to the north, the Strusshamn fjord and Hardangerfjord in the south.

The real Dahl

And it is Norway’s second city and birthplace of landscape artist JC Dahl.

Dahl did more than anyone to promote the fjords to the wider world and bring cruise travel to Norway in the 19th century.

The father of the fjords: JC Dahl

You can admire Dahl’s paintings and Edvard Munch’s too in the excellent KODE museum as well as humorous drawings of trolls.


Munch on that

The trolls, of course, have had something of an image rebrand in recent years by animators DreamWorks.

The real Bergen

And they are now celebrated by little people (and big) as the happiest creature in the world.

Our own leprechauns may well have a court case pending on that one though.

As should the good people of Bergen Town whom DreamWorks chose as the Trolls’ arch-enemies and painted as the most miserable specimens, and cannibals to boot.

Not how we normally see the trolls… Norwegian art

At this point though I feel I have to redress a popular misconception.

Catch of the day

There is no record of any Bergen native ever tucking into a troll., everyone we met was quick to point out!

And why would they when thy have the call of the fjords and its fruits before them which are all laid out there in the harbourside fishmarket.

What a place to come home to: The fishermen in Bergen

And on the buffets and the restaurants on the Preziosa too.

Fancy an Italian

This being an Italian cruise company though pasta and pizza, gelato and tiramisu are popular.

And there’s a reason why these are the first stations in the food hall and why the queues are so long.

It’s worth being patient though if you’re stuck behind Ravenous from Rimini or Famished from Firenze.

These trolls get everywhere

The chefs roll and flip the dough on the spot so the station is always being replenished.

As you will be with pizza ai fungi (mushrooms), con prosciutto (with ham), con formaggio (cheese), con salami (er, salami) or con the Dana special (all kinds of everything).

The fountain of youth: In Bergen

There are more stations here than on Iarnrod Eirann but I never could get past the pizza one to sample the fish, burger, oriental or any of the other offerings.

Or maybe I just couldn’t move after all that cheese.

Crew for you

If you just want to dump your tray down at the nearest table rather than queue again at the bar (and who could blame you?) just press your buzzer.

A crew member will then bring a glass of beer of wine to your table.

Norwegian mist…

There are various drinks packages on board but we found the $25-a-day deal kept us more than happy.

But I’m jumping in all the same

You might well feel a pang of guilt at the point at how much you’ve put away, and remember this is your second meal of the day after your big breakfast.

Chute for goal

But you can always sweat it out in the gym which look out onto the fjords.

Or why not join your fellow shipmates in one of the four swimming pools, or the hot tubs?

You can even whizz down the big chute that will bring you out over the side of the ship (don’t worry, you’ll be in a tube).

Only the finest dining for Herself

Or why not wall the circumference of the deck, or dance it off at night, albeit after another refuelling stop for dinner.

We ate at L’arabesque on th first four nights, my pick the squid ink tortellini pasta starter, stuffed with salmon in sparkling wine followed by the bistecca, ahed down with Canti bianco wine.

Little wine drinker me

Yours truly soaked himself in the stuff.

But what’s She having?

And then on the final two night at the La Palmeraie on the 15th floor with panoramic views of the North Sea where the chef agreed with me.

That the Bouillabaisse, the Piedmont’s Beef Tagliata nd the tiramisu were indeed special.

Accompanied, of course, with Prosecco, Tuscan regale wine and limoncello sweetener.

I’m lagging behind her here

For entertainment, the George Clooney lookalike you see here, belting out Chuck Berry in Karaoke Hour in the Green Sax bar, made quite a stir.

Due Overmoon, a keyboardist, and his female accompaniment, who performed there every evening were pretty good too.

I’d better rush to catch that ship

The Preziosa has nightly shows in the 1,6000-seater Platinum Theatre.

Between two dinner sittings which means there’s a performance for everyone in the audience on board… and plenty to spare.

Dancers and acrobats with stomachs like washboards reform gravity-defying gets to popular theatre pieces such as The Mask and Asterix and Cleopatra.

Please Miss: Is the bar open?

While, of course, this being an Italian cruise company there’s opera too.

The best show of all though is the one the Norse gods put on.

Watch out for the trolls

We see it on the morning we arrive in Geiranger from our balcony in our cabin and from the 16th and top deck, and when we leave, and again in Bergen.

And we take the memory of the fjords with us on the last morning when we sail out of Flam.

Norwegian wood: Obviously

Wooden lodges of every hue, nestled into coves, clouds so low you can almost touch them.

We gather excitedly on the top deck in the bracing rain to gulp in up and gaze on inlet after inlet and Dahl’s cobalt blue, blue sea.

We’ll be back

Birds navigate us through the fjords, we each of us training our necks.

Shape shifters

Us to to capture them for celluloid for prints for lounge walls, the gulls to catch morsels from our morning buffet… or maybe not?

Maybe it’s the heady air, or beery head, but my feathered friends get me thinking… are they gulls at all?

Or are they actually shape shifters, spying on us and carrying tales back to that alluring Huldra? The call of the fjords.


Take it as red: And a view of the fjords


Sail to the beautiful Norwegian fjords onboard the sister ship MSC Meraviglia and from $949pp based on two people sharing a balcony cabin on a cruise only basis.


Depart from Kiel on the September 7 on the seven-night cruise ad visit Copenhagen, Geiranger, Flam and Stavanger before returning to Kiel, Germany.

The stat attack

All on board

Passengers: 4,500

Four pools

Seven restaurants

120 metre water slides

18 decks

1,751 cabins

12 hot tubs

12 bars and lounges









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