And as Daddy’s Little Girl’s Scots beau gets a first burst of Dublin life here’s for the rest of you… how to be a Paddy on St Patrick’s Day.
Well, the first thing is to wear green.
And this is where it gets fun, you can pinch someone who doesn’t wear green.
And they can pinch you back!
Of course, you can go full Paddy and dress up as St Patrick in a big flowing cassock and mitre.
And accessorise with snakes, the types he is reputed to have driven out of Ireland.
For every St Patrick there is, of course, a million leprechauns.
Now you’ll need a big felt hat with shamrocks, a ginger beard and a ‘Kiss Me, I’m Irish’ tie.
Sláinte all
Now, onto the eating and drinking.
The time was in Catholic Ireland that St Patrick’s Day was the one day during your 40-day Lenten fast.
That you could break that fast and hit the gargle.
Of course in these less churchy days few give up the ales all 40 days.
So today is just an invitation to partake more.
And it must be Guinness with a shamrock drawn on the foam.
Party on
While there’s a nod to the past in eating corned beef, bacon and cabbage.
Although coddle, a sausage, rashers and veg stew is more Dublin
Now the Irish are in the middle of their week of the year.
And are extending their Cheltenham Festival festivities and Six Nations rugby party a further day.
None of which is lost on the hostelries or drinks bands around Ireland.
And I’m reminded here of the Arthur’s Day experiment from 2009-2013 by Diageo.
When on our annual pilgrimage up to my Mum’s old homestead of Brockagh, Co. Donegal, we lunched in her old bar, the Ramblers.
And I asked the owner Con what the regular at the bar would be doing to mark that day.
And wiping the foam off his mouth, he smiled back: ‘Same as every other day.’
Of course, like all national days there is an amplification of traditional music.
Crazy World
But if you want some insider knowledge on how to be a Paddy on St Patrick’s Day then do like the locals.
And get into a bar where there will deffo be a pub singer singing Aslan’s Crazy World.
And be part of the Paddy’s Day party… it’s all right, it’s all right.