Here We Goa Cristiano. Ronaldo, R7, has been put on a podium in India’s Portuguese outlier.
Yes, we’ve been here before, with statues a bit of a hobby horse of mine.
Funny, because there are too many of these with empirical British generals and not enough of the gee-gees themselves.
Although racecourses are the exception.
And who else would have pride of place at Aintree, Liverpool, home of the Grand National than Red Rum?
Cristiano Ronaldo, of course, is a football thoroughbred who his native Portuguese have had on a podium for years.
Although The Scary One has never knowingly been told who she should defer to… Signore Ronaldo or Mourinho.
The first statue
The Portuguesers know his value, of course, and closer to God is He.
As I found out when I saw his beach towel for sale among all the Our Lady mini-statues in the Marian site of Fatima.
And where the first Cristiano statue went up.
And we’re thinking here that this coastline region of India is made for Cristiano.
We don’t know if in fact he owns any of it but needless to say he should be able to afford a good bulk of it.
Vasco da Gama, named after the explorer, is its capital.
And with its Portuguese culture and architecture you’d be forgiven for thinking you were still in Iberia.
Get us there
And we’re advised that TUI provides direct flights from London Gatwick to Goa for a return from £551pp for February.
Here We Goa Cristiano.