Countries, Deals, Europe

All you need is Algarve

All you need is Algarve, it’s the story of Paul and Portugal, let it Penina Albufeira and the Beatles.

Of course. it was a different time, the explosion of package holidays, which even drew in one of the biggest pop stars of his day.

It is hard to imagine the Paul McCartney of today wandering into reception in a Portuguese hotel.

And asking to have five pounds exchanged into escudos (ask your parents).

But party animal and general good guy Paul was persuaded into joining house band Jota Herre on stage in the Sixties.

And improvising a song at the piano which became Penina, before entertaining the patrons until 4am.

Fado Goodbye

Party animal: Macca

And there the story may have stayed other than Portuguese prattle.

Had it not been for Paul playing a version of the song with John Lennon and Ringo Starr during the Get Back sessions.

And Jota Herre recording and releasing the song in March of that year, 1969, followed by Portuguese singer Carlos Mendes. 

All of which pop legend is still played out at the Penina.

And Albufeira nights at the Radisson Blu nights in Edinburgh’s Royal Mile.

Macca’s pitch

Come on Aileen: With Senorita Albufeira Aileen

Of course when you have such a prized piece of estate as the Paul McCartney piano he played on that night, well you’d keep it.

It is not unfortunately recorded in the annals of history whether Macca played a round of golf.

At the Panina, the country’s first golf course, designed by major winner Henry Cotton.

But the Penina is still dining out on its Paul McCartney connections.

Deal us in

Dip your foot in: Olympic-size pool

Just 45 minutes from Faro Airport and served by Ryanair and Jet2 Penina has of course many other features to appeal.

Such as the biggest pool in the Algarve, an Olympic-style swim.

And the first and oldest course in Portugal, dating from 1966.

And standing at their version of St Andrews’ iconic Swilcan Bridge.

We found a random week in November with our go-to providers loveholidays from £778 for two, down from £843.

 

 

 

 

Countries, Europe

Albufairer for everybody

And because all British tourists don’t see the Med as a trash can they should welcome a new code of conduct as Albufairer for everybody.

I’m indebted here, as I always was in our years working together in Ireland, to Irish Algarve expat Caroline Smith, for the steer.

That the Albufeirians have introduced a new set of rules to keep their resort and town clean.

With the new code in place now for a fortnight there have already been several arrests made.

Not that I or my school buddies were schoolboys.

And we probably should have been lifted by the gendarmes for holding up the traffic on the French Riviera.

The naked truth

Calm down: Post-school parties in Albufeira

 

Boys will be boys and girls girls but we can all have a rerr terr in the Algarve without spoiling it for everyone else.

Caroline fills us in that the code of conduct had been in the pipeline for years.

But that some of the behaviours from last year were seen as excessive.

And the authorities pushed through the changes early.

With casual antisocial patterns like strolling around the streets in swimsuits/bikinis while drinking and drunk.

The last straw though was when a group of young Britons got their kit off and partied stark naked in a bar.

We didn’t find out what happened to said ravers and it may well be still going through the courts.

Another fine mess

Playing it up: In Portugal

But a warning here for anyone who might think that that’s a good ruse then be aware of these new penalties.

👉Wearing bikinis or swimwear outside beach or pool zones: fines from €300 to €1,500.

👉Drinking alcohol in the street, urinating, or defecating in public: also €300 to €1,500.

👉Nude or sexual acts in public: fines between €500 and €1,800.

👉Wild camping, sleeping rough, or spitting in public: €150 to €750.

The ba’ is burst

Good clean fun: With Cliff Richard in Faro

Again I’m guided by Caroline that such high, but merited, penalties are not already in place across the whole of the Algarve.

A word here too to the acquaintances from my past who broke the skylight.

With a football, resulting in their parents having to fork out for the damage to the owners.

Not sure what the fine these days for that type of misbehaviour would be.

But we say Parabens Algarve because your new code is Albufairer for everybody.

We found return flights from Edinburgh to Faro for August with Ryanair for a sample £186.83pp.

And you’d be surprised who you might bump into in the airport!

 

 

 

 

Countries

30 years with the Travel and Strife

You Pearler… 30 years with the Travel and Strife and time to look back and forward.

Our journey, in truth, started four years earlier in Herself’s Homestead, the Royal County of Berkshire.

With our first pitstop a city which for that reason, and its own, will always be magical to us, Amsterdam.

Off the beaten track

žCan I be trusted on a bike? In Amsterdam

Twenty-five years spanned our visits to the pride of the Netherlands and we ditched the ubiquitous bikes along the way.

We had taken the road less travelled on our first trip, going to Edam on its half day.

And then taking the wrong fork on the road back to Amsterdam.

We took a different tack when we were invited out to the Dylan.

And so it was canal boats and the luxury of the hotel George and Amal frequent in theirs, and now our, visits to Holland.

Wear slip-on shoes

Her own style: In Portugal

We all form attachments to those countries and cities we first go to as children and couples.

And Portugal holds a special place too in our hearts despite another cycling mishap in the Algarve.

But one we got to put right in Portugal Centro years later under the guidance of our own Special One Jose Madomis.

Malta would follow when in an unguarded moment I bent down at dinner to tie up my shoelace and she screamed ‘Yes’.

On two wheels again: Gozo/Malta

The Scot in me, I went back years later on my own to see if I could redeem on the bottle of Champagne we didn’t finish…

And so Corfu followed for our honeymoon when the handsome Greek waiter was most attentive to our table.

And my bride was blushing when it transpired he was eyeing me up.

On our Travails

Boat comes in: On the Amstel

We made the most of those intimate moments then, knowing holidays would never be the same when Him and Her came along.

And waited until we could take off again together, to the Soll slopes in Austria.

That road trip around Portugal Centro.

To George and Amal’s gaffe in Amsterdam.

And up the fjords of Norway and around the Rieperbahn of Hamburg.

Still stumbling along the way and trying to get back on track.

And all the time still following Her lead.

Even when that meant us getting on the bus to Berlin instead of Keil.

The Mother of all Dragons

Breakfast of champions: Monaghan

Or turning up in Monaghan a weekend early and turning that Irish Midlands town upside down.

There have been travails aplenty and pleasures like poppy seeds in Rome and Venice and travels to come.

With an anniversary Loveholidays trip to Dubrovnik to come next month with my very own Mother of Dragons.

Just another marker in 30 years with the Travel and Strife.

Bring on the next 30.

MEET YOU ON THE ROAD

 

Countries, Deals, Europe, Sport

Tennis is a smash in the Algarve

Ya dancer… Portugal is courting us again and proving once more that tennis is a smash in the Algarve.

We first crossed racquets with the tennis set in Quinta do Lago when Judy Murray put me through my paces.

Of course despite her peerless coaching qualities it was clear that my tennis was as good as my dancing.

Keeeep Daaaancing: Judy Murray

Which as many have found out around the world gives Dancing Dads a bad name.

Thing is though that tennis players, as Judy showed, are naturals on the dancefloor… all that moving from foot to foot.

Croft original

Watching brief: Annabel Croft

Another hotfooting it out to the Algarve is the charming Annabel Croft who also wowed us on Strictly Come Dancing.

Annabel, of course, has her own Tennis Academy at the Pine Cliffs Resort, a luxury collection resort in the Algarve.

And it hosted the 13th edition of their annual tennis competition the Winners’ Cup with Annabel dropping in to see the action.

Court of call: On the Algarve

Annabel, who came fourth on Strictly and will be dancing again with her former Strictly partner Johannes Radebe during his live tour played a few rallies.

The first day of the cup was full of free activities for competition participants and their guests, where Annabel led the Tennis Clinic.

Go for a padel

Cage fighters: Padel

Meanwhile, Diogo Schaefer, Portuguese national padel player and professional coach, headed the Padel Clinic…

Padel was explained to me as the child that squash and tennis would bear.

The Winners’ Cup 2024 golf grand final took place on the second day with an 18-hole tournament, while the tennis semi-final and grand final took place shortly after.

Posting on her Instagram, Annabel wrote: “A wonderful weekend at my Tennis Academy at @pinecliffs Resort 🎾. It felt so amazing to be back wearing my tennis shoes and in Portugal, one of my favourite places in the world 😎.

Congratulations to all the players who competed in the Winners’ Cup – I so loved watching you all 👏🏼🥳 xxx”.

Every day is an education

At your service: Annabel

The Annabel Croft Tennis Academy at Pine Cliffs has been running since 2013, and offers a huge variety of coaching activities as well as tennis camps over five days with 10 hours of coaching focusing.

There are camps for all ages, including a Junior Tennis Camp (4-13 years) and Teenage Tennis Camp (13-17 years), which start from €280/£254 per person. Meanwhile, an Adult Tennis Holiday starts from €340/£314 per person.

Private lessons can also be booked from €70/£64 per hour or shared lessons from €33/£38 per hour per person.

The resort won ‘The Best Family Resort’ in Europe by the World Luxury Hotel Awards.

Dip your toe in: Pines Resort

And it boasts the Porto Pirata children’s club with life size pirate ships, MIMO Algarve – a cooking school with family classes.

For adults there is also a 9-hole golf course and Serenity Spa – The Art of Wellbeing with a myriad of treatments and its indoor Thermal Oasis with a herbal sauna, hydrotherapy pool, jacuzzi, steam room and a salt sauna.

The resort offers hotel accommodation as well as luxury suites, apartments, and private villas, for self-catering.

There are eight swimming pools at the resort, as well as 11 restaurants and bars, which offer a wide variety of cuisines and dishes to cater to every taste.

And all major airlines fly out to Faro.

 

 

America, Countries, Europe, UK

Our books bedroom in Portugal

The Tidy One despairs at the contestants in Stacey Solomon’s Sort Your Life Out, preferring to leave her own pageturners neatly on the cabinet… so I was surprised she went for the clutter in our Books Bedroom in Obidos in Portugal.

The Literary Man comes to mind today especially when we all channel our inner reader on World Book Day.

When we got to lie back on the mattresses on the floor surrounded by books and think of whatever imaginary world grabbed our fancy then.

Of course, this being Portugal we had dined and wined on the best fish and Vinho Verde.

Now there is something tiimeless about book festivals and the towns which live off them.

The Folio

Read all about it: The Folio

For Obidos, it’s Folio (Festival Literario Internacional De Obidos and see what they’ve done there) an 11-day literary event from October 10.

Divided into five chapters (we like it) – Authors, Folia, Educa, Ilustra and Bohemia – the festival provides many hours of programming.

Including a diversity of activities such as writers’ tables, concerts and  exhibitions, involving a large number of direct participants, including authors, thinkers, artists and creatives. 

Book your festival

Stuff of literature: Obidos

Now for every Obidos there’s an Edinburgh International Book Festival, a Hay Festival in Hay-on-Wye in Wales.

The Jaipur Literature Festival in India (the biggest in the world) and the Brooklyn in New York to name just a few.

Of course we don’t need a book festival to stimulate our interest in reading… book shops, stalls and libraries abound around the world.

And reading is still, despite our obsession with our phones, one of life’s great pleasures.

And for many one of the joys of being on holiday as we relax away from our normal routine and enjoy a latest blockbuster or book we’ve been waiting to read.

Books too are a wonderful sharing experience.

Now admit it, and I’m the first to put my hand up tot taking a book away from me from hotels around the world.

Reading is sharing

Pick your book: The Literary Man

The most recent on a skiing expedition in Val D’Isere after a night of the apres-ski. 

Mind you I have left my fair share of books, and thinking here of leaving Leon Uris’s Trinity in Malta and Boy George’s autobiography in the Maldives.

If you picked them up then you’re welcome.

Wherever you’re reading today, enjoy.

Me, I’m letting my mind wander to our books bedroom in Portugal.

While the Tidy One cusses at the contestants on the BBC show Stacey Solomon’s Sort Your Life Out.

 

Countries, Deals, Europe

Brush up on the birdies in Portugal

Now if like me you don’t know your oyster-catcher from your curlew then you’d better brush up on the birdies in Portugal.

Our feathered friends are everywhere on the Algarve.

Boat comes in: On the Algarve

Not surprising in a country, Portugull, which has a bird in its name.

And, of course, the birdies would flock to the Algarve where fish is on every dish.

So much so that certain birds have even adapted their physiology to suit.

Spoon fed

Marsh of time: Ria Formosa


As we discovered when we came across the unique spoon-billed ibis on our cycle ride through the Ria Formosa National Park.

Of course, whizzing through the woods is fun but isn’t the best way to appreciate the mouthy ibis.

That would be getting out on the water on a private or group catamaran cruise.

Mazeballs

Fishie on the dishie: Your staple

The Ria Formosa is a 60km maze of canals, islands, marshes and barrier islands.

Known in these parts as Portugal’s Seventh Natural Wonder you can also find yourself beautiful hidden beaches for that picnic.

And unwrap your fishie dishie though watch out for swooping ibises.

Because these ones are easy to spot.

And this from someone who despite living more than half his life by various coasts doesn’t know his curlew from his oystercatcher.

Which inevitably brought scoffs from my own little ornithologist back here.

Speed your way

Step up: Casa Modesta

The speed boat tour lasts 1 to 2 hours and houses seven twitchers.

Optional private hire is available too. Prices start from €25/£22pp.

Our Algarve amigos advise us that the boutique Casa Modesta is the place to stay.

They bill it as a sustainable boutique eco-retreat overlooking the lagoon.

And blending stylish minimalistic luxury and traditional design.

Casa Modesta is just four miles from Olhão city centre and encourages their guests to practise sustainable travel.

Prices: €160/£135 per night based on two adults staying in a room with sea-view.

With all major airlines flying into Faro.

Watch this space

In the pink: Flamingo friends

All perfect to brush up on your birdies in Portugal.

And we’re indebted here to trekking site for a spoonbilled heads up on 20 notable resident birds in these parts.

Including the Greater Flamingo, the Western Swamphen, the Redbilled Chough, Little Bustards (steady) and the Stone-Curlew.

Oh, that’s what they look like!

Countries, Cruising

MSC, it’s deadly

You don’t have to be cop-turned-cabaret singer Jack Grayling to work out that the Good Ship Murder is MSC, it’s deadly.

As soon as you see that deep purple lobby carpeting and Swarovski crystal staircases, all 80,000 bits of them, you know you’re home.

On the same MSC Virtuosa we sashayed down on a port visit in Dublin back in the day.

Let us entertain you: Virtuosa

The Good Ship Murder is the new guilty pleasure Channel 5 whodunit in the sun (or whosunit if you will) for the winter.

Which glided into La Rochelle in its first outing last week.

Ooh La La Rochelle

Chateau enough: La Rochelle

It gave us the chance to see L’Ile de Ré, the port and the beaches where the wicked deed was done.

While the city in the south-west of France also boasts..

A medieval old town, Courbon Castle, gardens and Coulon, the Green Venice.

Of course, all the destinations on the show are on the MSC roster.

With the jewel of Portugal, Lisbon, trailed for this Friday, October 20.

Crystal clear: The Virtuosa staircases

We expect that the show’s writers will come up with more and more inventive plots and modus operandi.

But not having had an advance peek at the episodes we can only speculate.

That the choice of weapon this week is a poisoned Portuguese custard tart, the Pasteis de Nata.

Lisbon lie-ins

Holy, holy: Fatima and an ‘in’ with God


There are a choice of MSC cruises from Lisboa within Europe.

And like Magellan and Da Gama of old, across to the Americas.

When in port, of course, MSC put on a portfolio of itineraries.

So you will want to take in the noted Lisbon trams on a tour of the city.

While they will take you further afield to our old pilgrimage pit stop of Fatima.

And it never hurts to get the prayers in.

Sacred heart: La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona

We can look forward in the coming weeks to visiting Valencia, Barcelona, Le Havre, Valletta and more in the coming weeks.

MSC Virtuosa accommodates over 6,000 guests.

With 10 dining venues, 21 bars, five swimming pools, top ents.

And Rob, the first humanoid robotic bartender at sea.

Hold on tight: With the Scary One on MSC

Now we notice that the fjords of Norway, where we visited with MSC, don’t seem to be on that list.

Where perhaps the genesis of the idea for The Good Ship Murder was formed!

When on a rainy morning on deck while leaning over the rail I felt a hand on my shoulder.

From my Scary One.

Still smarting from a perceived injustice, probably around maxing out the credit card in the on-board boutiques.

MSC, it’s deadly so enjoy The Good Ship Murder for what it is.

Because the only thing you’re likely to murder is the buffet.

 

Countries, Europe, Food & Wine

AlmaLusa Alfama tap us into petiscos

Because we know y’all love a bite-size taste of what the world’s best cities have to offer today we say ahead of their official opening… AlmaLusa Alfama tap us into petiscos.

See what we’ve done there, taken tapas and led you by the nose to its Portuguese equivalent, and many would say upgrade, petiscos.

Dishy: And the best wine

Much like AlmaLusa Hotels are doing, in launching their third hotel, AlmaLusa Alfama in Lisbon on October 25.

And putting comfort and culinary and its Delfina Cafe at its heart.

Domus from home

AlmaLusa’s new 25-room property sits in the heart of the Portuguese capital in the charming Campo das Cebolas square.

With unparalleled views of the majestic River Tagus.

A restored 12th-century building, it combines the charming old features of Lisbon with the comfort and freshness of contemporary design.

Hall of fame: With beautiful interiors

And even harks back further than that to Roman days and the remnants of a Roman house (domus).

With the presence of an interior courtyard suggesting that a prosperous Roman family once resided here.

And AlmaLusa Alfama is less than a 10-minute walk from their original and oldest boutique hotel, AlmaLusa Baixa/Chiado.

Fado and foodo

Plate it up: And what a choice of petiscos

Of course the best way to see a city, any city, is to seek out where the locals eat.

And luckily here we stumbled as we so often do, and I’m harking back to a Halloween detour in neighbouring Galicia on the Camino as a similar experience, on the very thing in Lisbon.

With food and culture lover Hugo, who promises to take us on a three-hour tour of Fado and petiscos.

Fab Fado: Portuguese folk

Our friends at Go Discover Portugal have put on a spread here for us , and yes there’s fish.

Of Portuguese snails, Paté de atum – Tuna paste, Amêijoas (shells cooked in variation styles), cod pataniscas, Octopus and squid dishes.

And Chorizo sausages, farinheira sausages, regional cheeses, Favas beans and chick pea dishes.

With flavourings of garlic, coriander, olive oil, vinegar or lemon.

And prepared dried, soured, fried, stewed.

Europe’s Hamptons

Feast: AlmaLusa Comporta

For those looking for a few days away from the hustle and bustle, AlmaLusa Comporta (newly opened last November) is less than an hour and a half’s drive away.

In one of Europe’s coolest beach destinations – nicknamed Europe’s Hamptons.

Which our friends on the ground recommend.

As the perfect antidote after a few days exploring Lisbon’s colourful corners and cultural sites.

For now we’ll lick our lips and do our damnedest to get out there.And let AlmaLusa Alfama tap us into Portuguese petiscos.

 

 

America, Countries

The Saga of Over 140 Tours

I started a thread that’s started the whole world smiling, and with apologies to the Bee Gees mine’s is the Saga of Over 140 Tours.

My old employers from my student days in Aberdeen, where we made lunches for their day trips in Grampian, have been in touch.

And they have flagged up their brochure Worldwide with the tagline Over 140 Tours to explore worldwide.

Now I know we’re all living longer but Over 140s?

Saga, as well as being my summer employers which funded my Top Deck Oktoberfest booze bus antics was also my parents’ go-to travel providers.

Worldwide vision

China in their hands: The folks at the Great Wall


Saga has built its reputation on providing the best travel for the over-50s.

And yes that’ll creep up on you although these guys speed up rather than slow down.

It’s not nicknamed Sex And Games For The Aged for nothing.

Saga are teasing us in their new Worldwide brochure with somewhere very close to home which is home.

Dream experiences

Islands of fun: The Azores

Scotland is new on the menu alongside Valencia, the Azores and India.

Alongside old favourites across Europe, Asia, Australia, Borneo and more.

Of course Saga offers dream experiences across the travel spectrum…

You know… solo tours, stay and explore, small group tours and escorted tours.

Now as Saga like to start as they go on they’ll take the stress out of your door to airport experience by giving you a VIP driver.

Either to London or your local airport.

Mighty Mississippi

Mr Happy: Mississippi

And because it’s what would make my missus happy then I’ll flag up the sample Journey on the Mighty Mississippi.

Journey on the Mighty Mississippi is a 15-nighter down the grand old river from £5,945.

That includes your travel insurance with 11 excursions and visits.

Welcome to the Jungle: Elvis’s Jungle Room

And…

  • Tours of Nashville, Memphis and New Orleans
  • Entrance to Studio B, Country Music Hall of Fame, and Graceland
  • Complimentary shore excursions in every port on the cruise (‘Hop-On Hop-O’ coaches in Vicksburg, Natchez, Baton Rouge, St Francisville, and visit to Nottoway Plantation)
  • 3 days – free time
    7 nights in hotels, 7 nights cruise on
    American Queen and 1 in flight
    International flights.
  • Prices are based on return flights with British Airways (direct) or United Airlines (indirect) from London Heathrow.
  • Supplements may apply from other airports
    22 meals: 9 breakfasts 6 lunches
    7 dinners

 

America, Asia, Caribbean, Countries, Europe, UK

Where to wave your palms

Thank God that Jesus isn’t making his triumphant entry today, it would be all big foam fingers… but I digress, here’s where to wave your palms.

First things first though and a little background on Judean palms.

The kind which the Judeans waved at Jesus as he entered Jerusalem on his donkey.

His little donkey: Jesus greeted by palms

Which usually we would be brandishing only this year our new Nigerian priest could not lay his hands on.

Understandable as palm trees are in short supply in the frozen north of Scotland.

Gigha a palm tree

Scotland, really: The isle of Gigha

Although you can find some in parts of the west of Scotland.

And the tiny isle of Gigha, warmed as it is by the North Atlantic Drift.

And which boasts a Palm Beach and without the crowds in the three in America, the seven in Australia.

One in Jamaica, Aruba, Algeria and Malawi.

My boat comes in: In the Algarve

And we’ve been lucky enough to recline by palm trees from the Caribbean.

To the Canaries through Portugal, Turkey and Jordan to the Maldives.

Our Easter Judean palms, and remember Palm Sunday is always the Sunday before Easter, are actually date palms.

Sarong, but so right: The Maldives

Unbeknownst to us but educated now, thanks to the enlightening site Vividmaps, there are ten widespread species.

The most common of which is the coconut and which proliferate in Barbados.

Bajan life: And a palm tree, of course

Although despite the abundance of roadside stalls selling coconuts and coconut water it is surpassed.

JBy Mexico, Costa Rica, Cuba, Puerto Rico and Trinidad & Tobago in that region.

The most populous palm tree country is somewhat surprisingly Colombia with South America dominating the list.

And Brazil, Ecuador and Peru occupying second, third and fourth spots.

Papua New Guinea (or should that be Palmua?) is in fifth.

Florida flow: Fort Lauderdale

While America is only seventh although in states like Florida and California they’re on every beach.

Now we’ve all got things to do so I’ll leave you with Vivid Maps to fill in the other countries.

Anyone for Venice Beach: California

Suffice to say that the palm tree will always retain a special place in every tourist’s heart for exotic climes.

So whether getting your holy leaf out today inspires you.

Or it just warms you to see them gently fluttering in a summer breeze on a clip.

Then we’re happy to share where to wave your palms.