America, Countries, UK

Glasgow and Boston now sisters by a different mister

And where better to mark their new bond than The HavenGlasgow and Boston now sisters by a different mister.

In this the 250th anniversary of the USA the cradle of the revolution was overrun by familiar old faces.

A friendly invasion by the Tartan Army, the legendary foot soldiers who follow their national team around the world and at this World Cup.

Cone yersel: With Scotland’s biggest fan

And put traffic cones on statues.

In the manner of the iconic one of the Duke of Wellington in the Merchant City back in Scotland’s biggest city.

All of which came to the attention of Michelle Wu, the Mayor of Beantown.

Boston with pride

Cone but not forgotten: With Mum at the Duke of Wellington statue in Glasgow

Mayor Michelle chose Boston’s Scottish pub The Haven, to sign a letter of intent to sister the cities.

To be formalised next April during Tartan Week. 

The Sisterhood

And so Boston joins a sisterhood which was kicked off in a spirit of war reconciliation by Nuremberg in Germany in 1985.

Following a student exchange programme in the Fifties.

And closely followed by Rostov-on-Don in Russia, which is currently suspended.

Dalian in China was next up with Havana in Cuba hot on its heels and then Turin joining the party.

Lahore in Pakistan was next with Marseille joining the fun in 2006.

Before Bethlehem, and Mykolaiv in Ukraine got in on the act. 

Haverin’ about The Haven

I belong to: Glasgow

And what of Boston’s Scottish pub, The Haven.

An oasis in an island of Irish Boston bars?

And where was it when I worked for a summer after university in the Black Rose and had The Black Velvet Band whirling round my head?

Well, Jason Waddleton was off doing his own thing in Stonehaven, Aberdeenshire.

When this Aberdeen Uni alumnus was off in Boston.

But he got there in the end and opened up his Scottish ‘Cheers’ in 1998, the last time Scotland made the World Cup, in France.

Of course, he was full of beans when Scotland got drawn in his adopted city to play two games and win one, against Haiti.

All of which means The Haven is the pub to go to when you’re in Boston.

It’s where everybody knows your name and your clan.

 

 

 

 

Countries, Europe, Sport, UK

When the famous Tartan Army met the Teuton Army

When the famous Tartan Army met the Teuton Army in the Euros in Germany two years ago it changed everything.

With bonds between the 200,000 Scots and their German hosts forged and rekindled.

And promises made to meet up again in two years time in America at the World Cup.

Alas, our paths weren’t to cross in the US with Scotland and Germany being drawn apart and both being knocked out early.

But did last night at a Scottish-German get-together in Edinburgh last night.

Where we raised a Prost and a Sláinte with Harald, Charlotte and unsere alten Freunde.

And parked any Schadenfreude for England’s travails until they squeezed by DR Congo.

Back at kindergarten

Not, in truth, that the Germans have ever bought into the grudge that England feels for them.

With, in fact, it being the Dutch with whom the Germans share a rivalry.

Now while football was to the fore, and the World Cup is poorer for Scotland and Germany being out.

We were in town to celebrate the links between our countries and learn, of course, new things.

Because, after all every day is a kindergarten day.

And didn’t we discover our hosts for the night. Anderson Strathern LLP, boasted a Nuremberg chest heirloom dating back to 1701?

My German footballing odyssey

Ja beauty: Channeling my inner Dortmund

My own German footballing odyssey involved Nuremberg .

When I took in my first game in Deutschland, a Bavarian derby with Bayern Munchen during my first Oktoberfest.

And not even getting a smack in the nose back outside the Hofbrauhuis.

Blue for you: Schalke

For trying to split up two footballing frauleins, from one of their boyfriends I’m saying, has put me off my love of football.

Which was cemented on a memorable tour around the Ruhr, the spiritual home of German football, while also visiting the German football museum.

Where they bask in the glory of four World Cups and three European Championships (count them).

Flower of Scotland in Germany

World in our hands: At the German Football Museum

So everything is still rosy in the German garden and also in the Ruhr region which will bring a different tourist over next year for their very special gardening spectacle.

All of which has got me thinking, mibbeees I should present a trip to the Ruhr Valley as a horitcultural holiday to Der Scary One.

And I slide off to Essen, Dortmund and Gelsenkirchen.

 

America, Countries, Flying

All over for Uber with LA’s driverless cars

They’re something to be said for cutting out the muddleman and in La La Land they’re gearing up for it being all over for Uber with LA‘s driverless cars.

And at the risk of getting blacklisted by the car ride behemoth and getting stranded somewhere unfriendly.

I’ve decided to get on board the driverless revolution.

Which transforms your holiday from. the moment you land at LAX.

Flying by the seat of your pants

Jimmy: in old Los Angeles

From standing around jet-lagged after your luggage has been waylaid and you’re looking out tired for a car-reg to take you Downtown.

When you could have taken the train, explored the historic station and original Spanish settlement which I did on the way back.

Or if you just want to get to your destination after your weary journey then LAX will cut out that muddleman.

You know the Uber driver who is new to the country and doesn’t know their way around and drives you around in a circle.

OK that was in Santa Monica and then before that in Washington DC but you get the picture, which they didn’t.

Tech it in your stride

Uber and out: For Uber drivers

The Tech Tourism experience begins the moment visitors land at Los Angeles International Airport.

Where one of the world’s largest multi-billion dollar airport modernisation projects is creating a faster, smarter and more seamless journey.

Which gets you out on your trip quicker because of facial recognition and biometric screening to automated check-in and faster immigration processing via the Mobile Passport Control (MPC) app.

LAX is embracing a future of frictionless travel.

Electric trickery

Quiet drive/‘: Without a driver

The result is shorter queues, fewer document checks and a faster journey through one of the world’s busiest airports.

Then there’s the SkyLink, which opened this year.

The new automated people mover, a driverless electric train system which will connect terminals.

As well as the consolidated rent-a-car facility and Metro services.

Allowing visitors to bypass road traffic and move through one of the world’s busiest airports with unprecedented ease.

Right that’s your in-airport experience sorted.

Herbie and the driverless fleet

Herbie rides again: The OG

Now to get you out there and explore the City of Angels.

Without having to worry about your drivers, what they tell you is wrong with the country.

And whether you’ll get to your destination.

Wheno Waymo‘s autonomous vehicles will sort out your sensors and real-time mapping.

With Herbie, and wasn’t he the first, navigating the city’s busy streets .

Visitors can simply book a ride through an app.

And experience firsthand a technology that is redefining urban mobility.

 

 

 

Countries, Europe, Sustainable Tourism

Baden-Baden is so gut they named it twice

Now where better to get away from the heat stifling the continent of Europe than a spa, right, and Baden-Baden is so gut they named it twice.

And if that name sounds familiar then you probably recall it from the England WAGs, Victoria, Cheryl, Coleen, Abbey and Co.

All pampering themselves here 20 years ago.

And earning themselves the mantle of Baden-Baden Girls… OK, we just made that up but still.

The girls, of course, availed themselves of the Brenners Park hospitality.

A £1,000-a-night 1800s spa hotel on the outskirts of town, and the Italian restaurant Garibaldi.

While they naturally went in for some retail therapy with the wags (that’s funny people) declaring the Wags had renamed the town Shopping-Shopping.

Spending £57,000 an hour on one party excursion.

Ja dancer

All white on the night: Cheryl

Now we can’t say we know if the Equipage dance, music and cocktail bar were around back then.

The WAGs and their families made do instead with Garibaldi.

Where Elen Rives, Frank Lampard’s then partner climbing on a table and singing I Will Survive.

Table manners: Garibaldi

And Neville Neville, the dad of Gary and Phil, and that really is his name, got renched in beer and brandished a replica World Cup (they never did get their hands on the real one).

To be fair, when England football wives aren’t in the small town of just 30,000 then there is a more sedate feel.

Much like we’d say an Oberammergau, although without Der Passion, more say Der Passsion Fruit cocktails when the WAGs are there.

And prides itself on its motto of the good-good life.

The good-good life

Stunning: And just a grand a night

Baden-Baden, of course, is nothing to do with a negative outcome…

I mean, who would call themselves that?

But rather bad means bath, although Bath-Bath sounds more of an order.

For those denonymophiles, and yes, we made that up to… there is a very good reason why Baden-Baden was named twice.

It is to differentiate it from other Badens in Germany, theirs starting off life as Baden in Baden, the Baden region, before getting abreviated.

You’ve been Tangoed

Take to the floor: Classy Tango town

And why apart from nostalgia are we honing in on Baden-Baden?

Well because we and the Unesco-listed Great Spa Towns of Europe are celebrating.

Five years of collaboration this year.

With Baden-Baden running a full weekend, with its popular annual tango event.

In the collonades of the Trinkhalle, or pump room

Alongside a film screening of the silent film Der Skandal in Baden-Baden.

Peace and quiet: On the balcony

Guided tourse addressed Baden-Baden’s significant role in the development of music in Europe.

And the Kurgarten was transformed into a scene from the heyday of th Great Spa Towns of Europe.

Now, you don’t have to be a WAG or their appendage to stay at Brenners Park.

So maybe we’ll see you there because you know how much we, and she, love a spa.

And you might very well see my very own shopaholic will be there around the shoes.

 

 

Countries, Cruising, South America

Plain sailing for Brazil

Of course it was plain sailing for Brazil with the Samba Boys all but eliminating Scotland from the World Cup… but the plain sailing we’re more interested in is around their coast.

Particularly as Scottish fans will have money in their pockets still which we’d saved for another month in the USA, Mexico or Canada.

Open water: SH Vega

It’s many years now since my first cruise on the high seas, well, the Med, when the Brazilian hospitality manager told us of his homeland’s many charms and how it was always nuts on that cruise.

That cruise company has long sailed off into history but we’ve met new friends along the way and are always delighted when Swan Hellenic come visiting.

Particularly when they’re teasing us with packages such as their Soul Samba and Sea: A Luxury Cultural Cruise through Coastal Brazil –and with a £1,900 saving too.

The Joys from Brazil

Swanning around: With Swan Hellenic

You’ll embark on your luxury cruise in Salvador de Bahia, a city rich in Afro-Brazilian culture and finish off in the streets of Rio de Janeiro.

The itinerary takes you through Brazil’s mix of lively cities and relaxed beach towns, each offering unique experiences along the way.

Explore the historic Pelourinho in Salvador, renowned for its lively atmosphere and colonial architecture.

In Itacaré, enjoy the rhythms of local capoeira dancers.

Relax in Trancoso’s boho-chic setting, with its quadrado surrounded by rainforest.

Easy dining: And new friends

Venture to the Abrolhos Archipelago, where guests can witness the marine life and biodiversity.

And as  you travel, you’ll engage with local cultures and partake in diverse activities.

Dive into the clear waters of natural pools in Abrolhos while snorkelling, or simply enjoy the ship’s observation decks.

Absorb expert insights during onboard lectures or refine photography skills.

With guidance from professional snappers.

Delight in the nightlife in Buzios and Rio, savouring caipirinha cocktails and the carnival vibe.

Samba time

Get your feet wet: And soak in the atmosphere

A six-night Soul, Samba and-Sea Journey to the Heart of Brazil, departs on October 25, on board the SH Vega costing £2,750pp.

With an added bonus of Gold wi-fi package and $300 on board ship credit (was £4,675pp, saving £1,925pp).

On a cruise only price which includes an ocean-view stateroom, all meals onboard, plus selected drinks.

A 24-hour room service, self-service laundry, lecture programmes by experienced expedition team and guest speakers.

Watch the birdie: Tour excursion

One selected shore excursion per port of call, standard wi-fi, and onboard gratuities and port taxes.

So now that the World Cup has lost its interest with Scotland out.

Then maybe it’s time to Swan off somewhere exotic and my Brazilian hospitality manager of old would point us.

To his homeland where they open their arms to visitors.

 

 

Countries, South America, Sport, UK

How Scotland brought goals to Brazil

And for the World Cup day that’s in it… how Scotland brought goals to Brazil.

And the story of a true pioneer of the Beautiful Game, who you would probably have never heard of here in Scotland.

Unless, of course, you live in the village of Busby, south of Glasgow, where there is a small bust to the great man.

Sprouting Thomas

Have boots will travel: Thomas Donohoe

We are, of course, name checking dye maker Thomas Donohoe here.

For it was he who organised the first informal football match in Brazil near Rio in 1894.

And is as is so often the way is celebrated more here than in his own homeland.

With the five-time world champion Brazilians erecting a 5m statue of Thomas outside the Bangu Shopping Centre.

In the Bangu neighborhood, home to the textile mill where Donohoe worked.

Miller’s tale

Proper Charlie: Father of Brazilian football

Where Thomas led other Scots followed with Charles Miller, the son of a Scottish engineer and Brazilian mother credited.

As the Father of Brazilian Football.

Who established the Paulista League, the country’s first organised football competition.

Of course just introducing a ball, boots and posts to a country doesn’t guarantee that they can turn that into a fine art.

Our Beautiful Game

Super Mac: Archie McLean

And this is where Archie McLean emerges next in the story of Brazilian football.

The Paisley mechanic arriving in São Paulo in 1912 and founding the Scottish Wanderers.

And introducing the Scottish short-passing style known in Brazil as A Tabelhinha (the rhythm).

Which in the passing, as it were, we gave to our English neighbours decades before.

Giant of the game; Thomas in Brazil

And you’re welcome, even if you don’t give us the credit.

Brazilians had until then played a kick-and-rush style.

A nod here too to Ayr footballer Jock Hamilton who the Scottish Football Museum credit as the first professional football coach in Brazil.

And we gave them Pele, Ronaldo and Vini

The Brazilian GOAT: Pele

A sliding doors moment which meant that Brazil would cultivate.

The Garrinchas, Peles, Zicos, Romarios, Ronaldos, Ronaldinhos, Neymars and Vini Jnrs.

Rather than, well, the workmanlike types who will try to shake up the world tonight when Scotland face Brazil in Miami.

Hoping to make history by progressing past the group stages of the World Cup finals at the eighth time of asking.

Where do you want your statue?

We’ve got McGinn: Super John McGinn

Of course, all of this adulation and worship of false idols will escalate to a whole new level.

Should Scotland do the unthinkable and get the right result to qualify for the last 32.

And Super John McGinn do the business off the back of his moon-sized backside.

When we will gladly tear down the statue of slave apologist James Dundas, atop the 150ft Melville Monument in Edinburgh.

And replace him with Bravearse.

 

Countries, Culture, Music

The Daddy of all Songdays

And for the day that’s in it we mark our fathers with the Daddy of all Songdays.

I can still hear James G (Jimmy G) in my head singing through the old house in Glasgow, 18 years after his voice faded.

Life is just a bowl of cherries, That old black magic has got me in its spell, Thank you very much for the Aintree Island.

So much so that I’ve a ceramic bowl of cherries by his headstone with my Dear Old Mum in the family plot in Donegal.

For him to nibble at when nobody’s around.

Daddy playlist

Daddy’s Girl: The Daughterie

Now every one of us will have our own shared songs that conjure up our own fathers.

And while we belt out our own favourites and Daughterie turns on my playlist.

And twists my arm to belt out my karaoke favourite.

Here are five Father’s Day bangers…

Marilyn’s model

Lying in peace: The Marilyn Bench in LA

My Heart Belongs to Daddy (Marilyn Monroe): And of all the men in Marilyn Monroe’s life, she reminded us all that her heart belongs to Daddy.

Which is probably why the two men whose counsel she returned to were father-figures in Joe DiMaggio and Arthur Miller.

Although we would never have imagined the loathsome Hugh Hefner would slime his way into buying a burial plot next to him in Los Angeles.

No heirs and graces

The Loving of Liverpool: My Scouse Boy

Father and Son (Cat Stevens): And putting aside Ronan Keating wedging himself into a duet with the now renamed Yusuf Islam.

The weight in this father-song relationship rests with the son.

‘From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen/

‘Now there’s a way and I know that I have to go away.’

Reminding us too that it is the natural way of things for a father, however hard, to let his son go to make his own way in life.

Isn’t she wonderful

Bear with us: The dynamic duo

Isn’t she lovely (Stevie Wonder): And Stevie’s paean to his daughter Aisha.

Isn’t she precious, less than one minute old is Stevie’s glorious capture of the moment you discover you’ve been blessed with a girl.

Which is, of course, what you’re robbing yourself of going down the Big Reveal route.

The Living Years

The Living Years (Mike & the Mechanics): And I wasn’t there the morning my father passed away either.

An anthem to missed moments and reflections on regrets.

But with the lift of the orator telling us that his father passes on his spirit to his own baby.

And that is a fact.

My Old Man

Spell it out: For ever in our hearts

The Old Man (Phil Coulter): Now few people do pluck-at-your-heartstrings nostalgia as well as the Irish.

And Phil Coulter puts this song ahead of My Boy which he wrote for Elvis, Ireland’s Call or The Town I Loved So Well about Derry.

Now, I can’t say he showed me the colours of the pheasant as he rises in the dawn (not much cause for that in Glasgow).

Or how to fish and make a wish beside the Fairy Tree (or that either in Scotland).

But there were scores of others between us.

And I never will forget him/
For he made me ‘what I am’/

Though he may be gone/
Memories linger on/
And I miss him, the old man/

So here’s to us, the fathers

He’s a card: They did remember

Now, of course, there are a plethora of songs about deadbeat or dads in denial.

Papa Was A Rolling Stone, Cat’s in the Cradle, Papa Don’t Preach or maudling music (Don’t Cry Daddy) (Daddy’s Eyes).

But we’re dwelling on the joys of being a father today (and every day).

And who knows, I might even channel my own James Brown Dancing Dad later because Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag.

 

America, Countries, Sport, UK

Jock Tamson’s bairns on tour in America

And here’s a fun game for Jock Tamson’s bairns on tour in America… mark off all the Robert Burns statues in the States.

Scotland’s Tartan Army have been taking in the sights and sounds and bars of Boston.

And paying homage to Scotland’s Second Most Famous Scot.

Come down the road: Bandanaman and his Mum

Who they stumbled upon on their way to the iconic Fenway Park for the Red Sox’ Scottish Day.

And naturally put a traffic cone on his head.

On a podium

Robert Burns: In Dundee

Not that they, or you, should be surprised.

As the Ploughman Poet pops up all round the world.

Bettered only as a dedicated non-religious icon only by Queen Victoria and Christopher Columbus.

Burns popularity derives, of course, from his poetry and his songs.

But also his rags to riches story, his everyman message and his rock’n’roll life.

And his legend and suppers which the Scots diaspora brought with them all around the world.

Miami nice

Banging the drum: For Miami

Bostonians will say a sad farewell to the Scots who are moving on to Miami for their final group game with Brazil.

Alas, the Miamians are yet to honour Rabbie although they could still.

Particularly with a certain half-Scots Commander in Chief living just up the road in Mar a Lago.

Now to my shame and I’ll no doubt have my Scottish citizenship reexamined on the back of this big reveal.

Of Yanks and Men

Statue time: Quincy Market in Boston

But I missed the Burns statue in my summer working in Beantown after university or return 35 years later.

While I was also too busy at the John Lennon Memorial in visits to New York to notice Burns’s place in Central Park.

Or the bronze figure in Garfield Park in Da Pope town, Chicago, commissioned and cast in Edinburgh in 1906.

And the bronze Burns in City Park, Denver, gifted by the city’s Scots Caledonian Club in 1904.

Burns Cottage industry

Drink up: With Tam and Johnnie in Alloway

Now Burns’s popularity is shared by all stripes of American, North, South, East and West.

And across the globe with Rabbie popping up in more than 60 guises.

And to see just where they all are a bronze plate of the world with mini-Rabbies then go back to where it all began.

In the little village of Alloway on the west coast of Scotland.

 

America, Countries, Music

Pour another cup of ambition in Dolly’s Tennessee

And because we never restrict ourselves to 9 to 5 on our travels… we invite you to pour another cup of ambition in Dolly’s Tennessee.

And tell us that you’re surprised that Dolly Parton has dotted new song references all around the Volunteer State.

We are namechecking, of course, the brand-new travel stop opening in Cornersville on Wednesday.

Stretch and try to come to life

Folks like me on the job: Our Dolly

Located off Interstate 65, the flagship destination offers weary travellers a chance to refuel and recharge.

And sup a Dolly’s Cup of Ambition Coffee and barbecue.

To the backdrop of live music and a genuine Southern welcome.

While you can channel your inner Country star by hopping on a tour bus inspired by Dolly’s own years on the road.

Check out her Life of Many Colors

We will always love you: A younger Dolly

The opening is just one chapter in what’s shaping up to be the Year of Dolly.

In Nashville, the new SongTeller Hotel and Life of Many Colors Museum will soon welcome guests.

For an immersive celebration of her music, stories and career. 

There’s nowhere though that is celebrating Dolly’s 80th year more or louder than Dollywood in Pigeon Forge.

As it should be.

Making a splash

Sparkles: The Dolly ride

And visitors can look forward to the park’s biggest-ever ride investment at NightFlight Expedition.

The groundbreaking attraction invites us to soar, splash and travel from here to the moon and back in true Dolly style. 

So for all that she’s given us we should give back by marking her eight decades with a visit.

And fly out with Aer Lingus from your pre-clearance European airport in Dublin with Aer Lingus.

For a sample week in July from €947.35.

Indulge the song-dropping

Coming alive: Dolly at her best

And indulge the song-dropping.

And this pitch.

From Jolene to journeying down every open road, from her Coat of Many Colors to a whole state stitched together with new attractions.

Dolly is once again proving she’s the one calling the tune and making all the right moves.

Africa, Countries

St Helena’s favourite son Jonathan an ICON

And not because it’s a slow news day but because Guinness have deemed St Helena’s favourite son Jonathan an ICON.

Regular visitors to these musings will know that we keep a close eye on Jonathan’s movements, which being a tortoise, are naturally very slow.

Go on then, you see how far you can walk when you get to 194.

All about me: Cristiano Ronaldo

There are some superhumans, of course, who will probably be plying their craft then, such as fellow inductee Cristiano Ronaldo.

As well as living legends Usain Bolt and LeBron James, the latter who has been holding court on Scotland’s golf courses and clubhouses these past few days.

Running man: The legend Usain Bolt

And female powerhouses, serial gymnastic gold medallist Simone Biles, Paralympic swimming champion and Strictly dancer Ellie Simmonds and Brazilian legend Marta.

And those who will for ever be immortal such as Don Bradman.

A tortoise for the ages

Plenty of shell-life: Jonathan

Great men and women all, but not godlike status on St Helena, like Jonathan.

And what’s more Jonathan is happy to mingle with visitors and will gladly agree to a selfie.

Head over heels: Simone Biles

Particularly if you bring along some cabbage, lettuce, apples, bananas, guavas and maybe the secret of eternal life, monkey’s ears herbs.

Outside his home at Plantation House, the official residence of the island’s Governor.

Jonathan has seen it all

Sign of times: Nothing much changes though

Of course, nothing very much fazes Jonathan.

As he has witnessed the evolution of modern society, including the arrival of cars, electricity, television, and digital connectivity.

More broadly, Guinness World Records recognises him as the oldest living land animal.

Now this tiny British outcrop lies 3,329 miles west of South Africa from where you’ll come in which, of course, we were set to do before Covid intervened.

Jonathan, of course, survived that, and seeing he shows no sign of leaving us any time soon, I dare say, and hope he will hang on until we do get there.