And we know that Texans and visitors will rise to the challenge to don DJs, Spatz and flapper dresses and coif out of goblets.
Grapevine, which runs four unforgettable days on Historic Main Street, September 11, 12, 13 and 14, is a veritable fest of fun.
Stomp of approval
Stage is set: For Grapefest in Grapevine, Texas
And we can just picture Jay, Nick, Tom, Daisy and Myrtle trampling away in the popular GrapeStomp.
Where teams of two against each other in a race against the clock to stomp about 18 pounds of grapes in a thrilling two-minute frenzy.
The stakes are high, culminating in the Grand Champion Stompoff.
Where the ultimate victors are awarded the coveted Purple Foot Award!
Pour me another: With the big bottle
While for those with a steady hand and a celebratory spirit, the Champagne Cork Shoot-Off offers a unique test of skill.
Participants take aim at targets, with smaller targets yielding higher points.
All building to the Grand Shoot-Off finals on Sunday.
The best possible taste
Spell it out: Texas tipples
Now the Grapevine Annual Grapefest is a showcase for Texan wine and the week when the Lone Star State challenges California’s riches.
Boasting the People’s Choice Wine Tasting Classic, the largest consumer-judged wine tasting competition in the states, exclusively featuring all Texas wines.
And you can meet Texas winemakers while sampling and judging more than a dozen varietal categories including sweet, dry and blush.
Elevate your wine knowledge with engaging pairing workshops.
Where experts will guide you in discovering the perfect harmonies between your favorite vinos and delectable cheese, chocolates and more!
All the fun of the fest
All the fun of the fest: Just picture yourself there
Live Music and Entertainment: Enjoy a vibrant soundtrack throughout the festival with performances across multiple stages.
Iconic Festival Food: Indulge in a diverse culinary scene with food options to complement the wine selections. And try a Texas corny dog or funnel cake!
Artisan Marketplace: Discover unique handcrafted goods and souvenirs made by Texas vendors.
Family-Friendly Fun: With activities for all ages, GrapeFest includes a KidZone, Carnival and Midway.
Historic Backdrop: Buildings on the National Register of Historic Places are repurposed as boutiques, international cafés and bistros, art galleries and winery tasting rooms.
And as America’s first movie matinee idol President the Great Communicator was always going to live for ever on the big screen, which is why it’s surprising that we’ve had to wait this long for the Return of Ronnie Reagan and a movie of his life.
The stomping is pretty much what it says on the barrel.
So you step into a vat and start stomping.
And all with a background of live music, dining, dancing and even a Lucy lookalike competition.
Toast to us: Your Bandanaman in LA
Now our Californian chums have kindly laid out the swathe of fancy accommodation options for our road trip.
And keeping in the spirit of Sideways we thought we’d perm the romantic getaways for you.
Air Miles
Where’s the Merlot? Thomas Haden Church
As a sample booking the non-members 22nd Annual Grape Stomp at Ponte Winery brings 20% off the standard room rate for non-members which you can access via their site.
And because we can’t just zip down the coast like Miles and Jack, we do the next best thing.
The show-garden will take you from the dusty Californian desert…
To the fiery Aspens of the Colorado forest and the wildflower prairies of North Carolina’s sweeping plains.
While Oregon and Charleston will also be exhibiting show gardens alongside America’s Wild.
My little flower will also get the Texas vibe I’ve been telling her about since returning from San Antonio.
With Austin musicians Natalie Price and Jo James performing for gardening fans on the RHS Festival Stage.
Special relationship
Great Outdoors: The show-garden
Our old friend from the American Travel Fair, IPW, Chris Thompson, CEO, Brand USA said: ‘America’s Wild is a snapshot of the spectacular landscapes that shape the United States.
‘We hope that as visitors wander our garden, it will spark curiosity and inspire adventurers to discover more of the U.S. beyond the gateways and into our great outdoors.’
My own heavenly horticulturalist will be interested to discover that the America Wild Garden is designed by fab flora females like her.
Inspired Earth’s Jude Yeo, Emily Grayshaw and Imogen Perreau Callf, who won RHS Gold last year.