But, of course, the New Jersey lawyer achieved what Teddy Roosevelt could not.
And what George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln chose not to.
Though that option was obviously cruelly taken away from Honest Abe by John Wilkes Booth at Ford’s Theater in Washington DC.
By becoming until this week the only US President to serve two discontinuous Presidential terms.
Two comeback kings
This year’s blond: With ‘The Donald’ in NY
Political observers, and nosey sorts, have been thumbing through the pages of American history to search for similarities with Donald Trump.
But, in truth, other than their comeback status they look to have little in common.
Other than a colourful love life with Grover siring a child out of wedlock and the Oval Office and, Donald Trump, well…
So while Grover was the first Democrat President since the Civil War, Trump is a populist Republican.
Whey you’re in a hole: Stop digging
Grover was undone by robber barons in his reelection bid while Baron’s dad was ‘robbed’ of victory by the liberal elite.
And Grover built his career around opposing tariffs, while Trump’s MAGA movement is built around protectionism.
So how did Grover get back in?
Well, his big foe of the time Benjamin Harrison, whose grandfather William had been President, crashed the economy and Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, well…
A town called Cleveland
Hail to the Chief: With Isabel and Georgie
Grover Cleveland’s legacy, of course, has been more and more assured with every passing decade a beaten President has declined to run again.
And in the cities named after him in the US, agreed to be 13.
And that has only been ratcheted up in the City of Brotherly Glove in the years since.
With its Rocky Fest 2024 in full swing like a Sylvester Stallone haymaker.
Rocky by numbers
Step on it: And the Art Museum leap
Rocky Fest will run from Rocky Day on December 3 through December 8, 2024.
With new moves from the PHLVisitorCenter… the first-ever publicly available Rocky Bus Tours, a Rocky Movie Marathon.
And recreated Rocky Date Nights at The University of Pennsylvania’s 1923 Ice Rink and The Philadelphia Zoo.
The Rocky Bus Tour and Philly PHLASH is a 90-minute deep dive into the different neighbourhoods where the movies were filmed.
Tour de force
In his footsteps: Rocky’s big shoes
And for Rockyphiles that means Laurel Hill Cemetery, Mighty Mick’s Gym, the church where Father Carmine blesses Rocky, the Italian Market, and many others.
The tours will run between November 29, and December 8.
You’ll kick off at The Parkway Visitor Centre and Rocky Shop. Individual tickets $49, Senior/student tickets $42; Available here.
A Rocky date
The Sweet Science: Rocky’s cri de coeur
And because among all the fighting there was a lot of loving too then Philly takes us by the hand through Rocky and Adrian’s love story.
On their choice of Date Nights at the Penn Ice Rink and The Zoo.
Recreate their first date and Rocky’s stumbling around on the ice.
With signature drink specials, a Rocky and Adrian lookalike contest, film recreation photo ops, and speed dating for singles.
And individual tickets $25, student tickets $12.50; Available here.
Tickets include skate rental and 20% discount at the Rocky Shop, valid for purchases made during RockyFest.
Or during the Zoo’s LumiNature event with a million twinkling lights across 16 illuminated zones at the Philadelphia Zoo.
And channel Rocky’s proposal to Adrian in front of Big Cat Falls, Rocky proposed, and maybe have your own moment.
Saturday, December 7, 2024, 5-9 p.m. Two-ticket package for $75; Available here
A Rocky marathon
Chin up: With Rocky in Philly
Of course, Rocky starts, continues and finishes with the movies, all of which you can merch up on at the Sly Stallone Shop.
And while we know you’ve watched and rewatched them all then if you want to test yourself over the equivalent of 15 rounds…
With the Philadelphia Film Centre running anything from single viewings to the full bundle over the Fest days.
The show-garden will take you from the dusty Californian desert…
To the fiery Aspens of the Colorado forest and the wildflower prairies of North Carolina’s sweeping plains.
While Oregon and Charleston will also be exhibiting show gardens alongside America’s Wild.
My little flower will also get the Texas vibe I’ve been telling her about since returning from San Antonio.
With Austin musicians Natalie Price and Jo James performing for gardening fans on the RHS Festival Stage.
Special relationship
Great Outdoors: The show-garden
Our old friend from the American Travel Fair, IPW, Chris Thompson, CEO, Brand USA said: ‘America’s Wild is a snapshot of the spectacular landscapes that shape the United States.
‘We hope that as visitors wander our garden, it will spark curiosity and inspire adventurers to discover more of the U.S. beyond the gateways and into our great outdoors.’
My own heavenly horticulturalist will be interested to discover that the America Wild Garden is designed by fab flora females like her.
Inspired Earth’s Jude Yeo, Emily Grayshaw and Imogen Perreau Callf, who won RHS Gold last year.
It’s become a fixture on the party and social calendar in the West but, of course, Pride is a revulsion elsewhere in the world, and in this World Cup year isn’t it queer how offside Qatar is to the world?
Now the football world (a different universe, of course) turned a blind eye to the Emirate’s discrimination and criminalisation of the LGBTQIA community when awarding Qatar the hosting of this winter’s World Cup.
Flagging up an issue: With Qatar
And quite what that’ll mean to LGBTQIA football fans who are wanting to follow their countries’ fortunes then we’ll try here to decipher.
While we all know too that of the hundreds of footballers, coaching staff and officials taking part not one will be LGBTQIA.
And that will get FIFA off the hook… and there won’t be anybody queer in that organisation either.
A word from the sponsors
Take that: The Qataris
Football’s World Cup is, of course, more than a sporting event.
It is a cultural, educational example and the tourist trip football fans have been planning for years.
So make of these welcoming words if you will from Qatari official Major General Abdulaziz Abdullah Ansari
‘If he (a fan) raised the rainbow flag and I took it from him, it’s not because I really want to really take it to really insult him.
‘But to protect him. Because if it’s not me, somebody else around him might attack (him).
‘Watch the game. That’s good. But don’t really come in and insult the whole society because of this.
‘Reserve the room together, sleep together – this is something that’s not in our concern. We are here to manage the tournament.
‘Let’s not go beyond the individual personal things which might be happening between these people… this is actually the concept.’
Right, where do we start? The Major General’s assertion that he really wants to protect ‘them’?
Qatari protection
Sheikh it off: The Qataris
So, protecting them then would be not exposing them to a punishment of up to seven years in prison and a fine.
And the possibility of death penalty if you are indigenous.
Of course this is for men because just like in Victorian Britain lesbianism wasn’t even considered thing despite upper-class society’s obsession with all things Classical where the Sapphists were chronicled.
Maybe here too Major General you might think.
About criminalising the people who would attack an innocent person simply because which sex they love.
And then what about their concession to gay visitors that they can ‘reserve the room together, sleep together’?
Well evidence this very year has shown that FIFA recommended hotels in Qatar are actively refusing to accommodate same-sex couples.
Or ‘these people’ as the Major General calls them.
Of course it’s not as if we hadn’t been warned.
Bla, bla Blatter
Out of touch: Sepp Blatter
That bastion of integrity, former FIFA chief Sepp Blatter had thought it all a big joke.
When he was asked about a lack of gay rights in Qatar shortly after they were selected in 2010… ‘They should refrain from any sexual activities.’
And the Qataris, naturally, must have seen this as a green light.
Because three years later the head of Qatar’s World Cup bid team, Hassan al-Thawadi, said that everybody was welcome at the event, so long as they refrained from public display of affection.
‘Public display of affection is not part of our culture and tradition’.
To which you can justifiably add… and particularly not when you’re holding hands with, or kissing, a member of the same sex.
American continental LGBTI army
The right path: Pride in West Hollywood
We can console ourselves somewhat that the next World Cup will be held in the USA, Canada and Mexico.
Where people are allowed to express themselves and love each other how they want.
Let’s hope too that by then there will be more than one openly gay professional footballer in the English league structure.
And that this is replicated throughout the country.
And that the sports whitewashing by Middle Eastern and Gulf countries who are buying up, or have bought up Europe’s biggest clibs, does not deter LGBTQIA players from coming out.
Now we’ll leave this heavy but necessary subject.
To get back to checking out where I can get my best Pride experience around here in sleepy North Berwick, near Edinburgh.
A Dutch of class
The future is Oranje: The Oranje Army
But before we go, big hats with feathers off.
To the Dutch politician who suggested that the Netherlands national team play in pink rather than their traditional orange, in solidarity with the LGBTI community.
We’ve not heard whether that this is being taken up by the Dutch football federation.
But having partied with the inclusive Oranje Army on the way to Rotterdam to see them play Greece a number of years ago…
We know the supporters’ only rule is that you love Total Football.