I’ve got a list to take to Lourdes:
1 Scotland to qualify for the Euros (I’ll start with the hardest and row back).
2 Westlife to disband.
3 A big tanker to tow Love Island away.
4 With Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage on it.
5 The keys to the Laphroaig Distillery.
6 The winner at the show race at the Galway Races.
7 Rihanna’s phone number.
8 A job…
9 As Rihanna’s slave.
10 A good lawyer when The Scary One comes after me over the above.
Visit www.ryanair.com for flights to Lourdes and www.lourdes-inforourisme.com.