Promised you a miracle

I’ve got a list to take to Lourdes:

1 Scotland to qualify for the Euros (I’ll start with the hardest and row back).

2 Westlife to disband.

3 A big tanker to tow Love Island away.

4 With Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage on it.

5 The keys to the Laphroaig Distillery.

6 The winner at the show race at the Galway Races.

7 Rihanna’s phone number.

8 A job…

9 As Rihanna’s slave.

10 A good lawyer when The Scary One comes after me over the above.

Visit http://www.ryanair.com for flights to Lourdes and http://www.lourdes-inforourisme.com.

Amen.

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Published by funtime65

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