Holidos and don’ts: does the shoe fit?
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A customer tries on a pair of shoes and tells the assistant they’re too tight. ‘Try them with the tongue out,’ suggests the assistant. ‘Thhhhey’re thtill thoo thight,’ rasps back the customer. Today’s the day for Holidays and Don’ts from your Travel Editor of the Year.