I really should try harder, or even try at all, to get back to church.
That would mean me filling out a form on the net which is as nothing compared with the Mass Rocks of Ireland, the nooks of England and the attic of a canal town house in Amsterdam.
Our forebears whether they were Catholic, Protestant. Muslim or Jew, or any other belief would go to greater lengths than we do now to practise their faith.
We all know about how Anne Frank and her family and friends lived in Nazi-occupied Amsterdam.
And it is truly humbling to hear the words from her diary spoken as you walk through the confines of their attic retreat.
That truly does put our own lockdowns into perspective.
As does the Ons’ Lieve Here op Solder.
The Ons’ Lieve Where?
That’s the Lord of the Attic Museum the ‘Our Dear Lord in the Attic’ built in 1663 when Catholics lost their right to worship in their own way.
You’ll have a lot more room, and comfort. in George and Amal’s favourite Dutch billet, The Dylan Amsterdam.the Keizersgracht, one of the city’s most famous canals in the stylish Nine Streets shopping district.
Where, of course, their peerless personal service, will ensure you know everywhere to go in Amsterdam, from brown cafe to Sunday chapel.
Doubles start from €223 per night including breakfast.
Fit for yer man, the President
A sign of the times that the most bombed hotel in the world was now hosting the most important couple in the world of the times, the Clintons.
The Europa Hotel also entertained another stellar group, the Republic of Ireland’s finest journalists, to see a Van Morrison and Joey DeFrancesco jazz cabaret.
The Europa is undergoing an extensive refurb of its bedrooms to be completed by March.
Of course, the staff can’t be improved on, and they’re always there to clean up after you… when you leave your room like a bomb-site, as I do.
All llamas great and small
If like me you’ve been enchanted by the new version of All Creatures Great and Small on the telly you’ll be warning to seek out the Yorkshire Dales in England.
For those who don’t know the story it’s the real life tale of how a Scots vet won over the suspicious people of ‘God’s Own County’.
Let me remind you of a particularly humorous incident sees James Herriott lose his watch up a cow’s bum.
But they’re certainly there now. The Nidderdale Llamas experience offers treks through the farm in the company of llamas and alpacas.
The best stay is at the nearby Grantley Hall.
Where you can get pampered at the Three Graces Spa and get restorative treatments from Ila and Natura Bisse.
Dip in their 18-metre indoor swimming pool, indoor to outdoor hydrotherapy pool, sauna, steam room and snow room (me, neither).
You’ll also have six drinking and dining outlets.
Rates start from £385 per room per night, including breakfast.
MEET YOU ON THE ROAD