It’s the type of pitstop we’d all love, an Emirates shower above the clouds with Penelope.
But, of course, that pleasure is reserved for Penelope Cruz and maybe her husband Javier Bardem.
Not that we’re prying because Pen has been flirting with us about how she flies.
Cooing in those seductive Spanish tones about her hotel room in the skies.
On board the Emirates 350 in Premium Economy.
And how she’s not got her pyjamas but that the airline are helping out.
A class act
The Hollywood heartthrob and jet setter has been brightening up our lives as the cold snaps with her holiday highlights.
And the friendliness of the Emirates staff and luxury of the airbus.
Now award-winning actress that she is Penelope leaves nothing out.
Waxing lyrical about the wireless mobile charging and faster wi-fi.
Cooshie sushi
All of which allows her to take the sharpest pictures of her culinary feast… and indulge in more caviar.
Or sushi with Penelope pushing the Tokyo routes.
Did we mention too that she relaxes too in the private in-air lounge… she does!
And big Real Madrid fan that she is takes in the big match in her private booth.
Where Madridista that she is she sees things with blanco glasses and moans ‘that was never a penalty’ at the screen.
Behind the curtains
And so we get a glimpse into Penelope’s pampered life and peep behind the curtains.
Where a douched
Penelope (all quite rightly above the waist) tells us:
‘Today’s weather is a ten-minute shower, followed by a light breeze (her hairdryer).
The takeaway as Penelope puts on her eye mask is to Fly Emirates, Fly Better.
At a Premium
Of course, on Hollywood wages Penelope can afford her own jet.
But don’t let that put you off as we found Premium Economy for a return flight.
For the first week of February coming in at from €2,191pp.
Although we can’t promise you an Emirates shower above the clouds with Penelope.
MEET YOU IN THE AIR
