And because Washington deserves a guided tour instead of a dangerous midwinter barge Crossing of the Delaware.
We’d like to take him on a hop-on, hop-off bus around the city which bears his name.
Which, of course, we can do because we have the right connections.
Having bumped into George on the National Mall.
And then having been tour guided around the capital of the US by no less a figure than DC mayor Muriel Bower.
Hot in the City
Good luck on topping that but you’ve got more than a fighting chance this USA 250 year on board with City Experiences.
The 24-hour hop-on hop-off ticket gives visitors the chance to take in the capital at your leisure.
All the Smithsonians, the Capitol, your must-do selfie in front of the White House, and the monuments, memorials, and parks.
While, DC being the great cycling city that it is City Experiences are giving us a complimentary one-hour bike rental. And all starting from £44pp.
Now to borrow from Aleta Adams a minute.
We really should get there how we can for America 250 and when we do hop on the range of modes of transport and entertainment CE are offering.
New York, New York
Now one of the best ways to take in New York is on the Hudson and East Rivers.
And CE will take you on a signature dinner and dance cruise.
Where you can take in views of the Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building, Brooklyn Bridge, and One World Trade Centre.
The two-and-a-half-hour cruise features a chef-prepared buffet, live DJ entertainment, a fully stocked bar, and open-air rooftop decks. Prices start from £63pp.
Out on the Great Lakes
If that whets your appetite, and you are in some of these other great American cities, be our guests and go cruising.
On Lake Michigan, with a chef-prepared buffet on a two-and-a-half-hour cruise taking in panoramic views.
Of the orginal American Skyscraper City, or the Second City Chicago, including the Willis Tower and Adler Planetarium. Prices start from £47pp.
Frisco dancing
Or wine, dine and cruise for two and a half hours in Frisco.
In San Francisco Bay in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge, Bay Bridge, and Alcatraz Island. Prices start from £99pp.
San Diego chargers
While if you want to enjoy too those who live in the seas, then City Experiences put on a San Diego Whale & Dolphin Watching Adventure.
Where your three-and-a-half to four-hour adventure will give you the chance to spot Grey, Blue, Minke, and Fin Whales, along with dolphins, sea lions, and marine birds.
Expert narrators from the San Diego Natural History Museum provide live commentary. Prices start from £50pp.
And again we say Washington deserves a guided tour and so do you, and particularly this America 250 year.
