And for the day that’s in it we’re only herr for der beer in Gelsenkirchen.
Gelsenkirchen has been transformed into Little England or Little Serbia, if you will, as their supporters take over the Ruhrland for today’s Euros clash.
Now if the organisers had picked a venue especially for lager-loving England fans then it would be the VELTINS Arena.
Because they literally pipe in the beer to the stadium.
All 52,000 litres of the amber nectar along a 5km super beer highway from Schalke 04’s own brewery.
Flowing in the Frothierland

It all dates back to an open day at the ground when the beer ran out for the thirsty fans.
And the club took the pioneering decision to never again leave it to chance and keep the beer flowing in the Frothierland.
All of which we saw for ourselves in the aftermath of a Schalke game on a football tour of Ruhrland.
When we walked through the sticky concourse and into the main arena.
Where you’d be forgiven for thinking you were still in a tipsy haze because the pitch has gone.
Grounds for optimism

The efficient Germans have only put it out with the empties, it would seem.
But, nein, this is another ingenious feature of the VELTINS arena, the moveable pitch.
Schalke, you see keep their pitch outside and slide it in for match days.
So that they can use the arena for other attractions.
And what’s more important than any mere kickball match is that it will make more room for the Swifties.
When Tay-Tay sweeps into Gelsenkirchen next month.
For three days of partying for 180,000 good-natured music festivalgoers.
The lowdown

Alas though, and here is der kicker, different rules will apply today for the football fans of England and Serbia.
With the match deemed high risk and only allowed low alcohol beer at the ground.
While a special free UEFA Euro fan park had been erected on the Trabrenbahn racecourse in the centre of Gelsenkirchen for England fans.

Where there’s music, games and food and drinks stalls.
Now, if your tastebuds have been tickled by the thought of full-strength Ruhr lager.
And you are out in these parts, then lucky you.
Toast to the others

And know this, there are three other matches to be played between countries who aren’t on probation.
So that’s Italy v Spain on Thursday, June 20 and Georgia v Portugal on Wednesday, June 26.
And then a round of 16 game between the first in Group C and the third in D/E/F (no, us neither).
Schalke fans, of course, get to imbibe every week of their season.

And on all the other occasions such as when the Swifties are in town.
Or when party-loving, football fanatical good-hearted Scots are herr for der beer in Gelsenkirchen.
So if you’re in Gelsenkirchen this week, in the coming weeks or any time then wish the locals Gluck Auf.
It means luck up which is kinda similar to something that would come out of a English football hooligan’s mouth.



