I know you think I walk on water but I really don’t.
And where my waterskiing career dived just as it began on honeymoon though thankfully the marriage bit has lasted,
Because I learned early where the Scary One is concerned that ‘when she wants my opinion she’ll give it to me.’
Ryanair has a range of offers which end midnight tomorrow, August 6.
And Greece’s Second City my Hellenophile pals assure me from my Greek Odyssey is the real jewel of Greece.
Or surfing in Switzerland
And yes you know it, you can surf in the most surprising places as I did on that cruise ship in Barcelona.
All you need is a board, a body of water for a swell which you can get too in landlocked countries.
Zurich-West is one of the places to see and be seen with its urban surf centre, flowing drinks, sumptuous food and rocking music.
Professional instructors are on hand and I do hope they have more to work with than Gearoid had with me on FlowRider.
Zurich, of course, has its own natural watery playground, Lake Zurich where you can learn to sail or be sailed.
As well as the public outdoor pools where you can enjoy your pool experience.
Jump in: Lake Geneva
Stay at the grand dame Baur au Lac Hotel overnight stay including breakfast and two-hour vintage boat trip on Lake Zurich.
The real deal
With driver and Baur au Lac pucnic basket for two from 990CHF (€906/£819) and each additional night 450CHF (€411/£371.71) for two.
Baur au Lac has rooms from 695CHF (€634/£573) per night based on two adults sharing a Deluxe Double on room-only basis.
MEET YOU ON THE SWELL