And for our US friends, and one particular half-German-half Scottish American, we say Prost to 50 of years of the Oktoberfest stein down by the Ohio.
The Cincinnatians (the Germans use a Z instead of a soft ‘c’) are marking the half century of Oktoberfests in timeous fashion.
With a massive two-story clock tower inspired by a traditional glockenspiel.

Which will include a biergarten on the ground floor and a performance stage on the second.
With a Cincinnati-themed backdrop and a 31ft bell tower with a working clock.
Its five 3D-printed mechanical bells will chime electronically every hour.
Which we imagine will set the weiners running for the three-day Oktoberfest Zinzinnati unique showpiece.
Everyone’s a wiener

The Running of the Wieners itself marks 19 years of sausage dogs dressed in hot dog costumes.
Now if you don’t have a dachshund in your life and remember they are the most popular pet dog in the USA.
You can just cheer on the runners.
And know that there are other events you can participate in.
Everybody as you would expect in a festival which draws 500,000 Cerevisaphiles and is the largest in the USA and second biggest, after Munich, in the world, joins in.
In the Gemütlichkeit Games.
The curtain-raiser which pits media personalities and civic leaders against each other in Bavarian-style competitions.
Brewing up a storm

If you’re the active kind then there are 14k and 7k brewery runs passing by famous beermakers.
With prizes and a party for all those who take part.
While if you’re the more stationary type then the Hoisting of the Steins will be more your thing.
The rules of which even the most lubricated of Beerfest visitors will understand.

So that’ll be fair drinkum then for an Aussie/Kiwi and one Jock Top Deck crew from 1985 and 1986 reunion then.
The trick is to keep your arm fully extended and horizontal.

While dropping the arm or spilling any of the beer results in immediate disqualification
