We all do it, live vicariously through our friends… your life might be poop but someone’s up on a Royal Caribbean poop deck.
That someone is an old Travel pal who’s only been rubbing it in on a Royal Caribbean Quantum of the Seas trip from Seattle to Alaska.
We’ll leave John and his lovely wife Karen to their reindeer sausage, wild boar burnt ends and Grizzly Poop (chocolate malt balls).
As they skirt the Eastern Canadian Seaboard and lyrical names like Juneau and Sitka.
And show you what you can get on your bucket list cruise.
Quantum solace
Quantum of the Seas is a seven-nighter Alaska adventure skirting towering glaciers and snow-capped peaks.
Of course this being Royal Caribbean there are special features on board.
From the North Star, the tallest viewing deck on a cruise ship to the RipCord by iFLY skydiving simulator.
Now we all know the old adage about cruise being for the ‘newly-wed, overfed and nearly dead’.
John, the oul’ romantic that he is is treating Karen to a special anniversary cruise.
And judging by what he’s been saying they’ve been loving the food… and who can blame them?
Food and fun
Venturing into Alaska, Of course, there’s plenty of Americana fare.
Like Americana steakhouse and classics at Chops Grille.
And fresh hand-rolled sushi at Izumi…. watch out too for those funster chefs getting you involved.
And Tuscan favourites at Jamie’s Italian by Jamie Oliver.
Then cap off your meal with robot-crafted cocktails from the future at Bionic Bar.
Quantum offers original production Starwater.
As it dives into the nature of human emotion in a groundbreaking fusion of live performance and technology.
Top deck
And if we know cruises and Royal Caribbean, and we do, and the Royal Parties…
Then we know they’ll be only too happy to show you around and behind the ship.
So if your life is poop check out what’s happening on a Royal Caribbean poop deck.
Fly to Seattle with Aer Lingus and check out fares and dates online