Countries, Cruising

It’s Panama that and my little Princess

And how travel on the seas has changed in the last 50 years it’s Panama that and my little Princess.

Long before she came to reign over all of us The Scary One loves to remind us that she sailed the world.

Crossed the Equator, partied with Neptune, the King of the Oceans.

The old ship: Sitmar

And crossed the Panama Canal.

All on the way back from Australia to England on a working ship with her parents.

The very programme from those halcyon days emerged as we continued clearing The Major’s endless library.

In the pages of the little Princess’s early atlas of the world.

Fifty years of cruising

Oceans divide: Panama Canal

The programme, of course, is a time capsule of 1974.

With the evening movie on board the western True Grit.

John Wayne apart it appears that what we all enjoyed then we still do today.

Keep fit, deck games, the pool, and, of course, cocktails.

Sip up: With my go-to Daiquiri

This night’s was Brandy Alexander.

And music, the Fairskys.

And parties, with Neptune heralding the 1974 fare with the promise of Neophites.

The Princess reign

Back in time: The Sitmar programme

Where once Sitmar took ex-pats back to Britain from Australia our favourite pleasure cruisers Princess have stepped in.

And they have only dropped us details of their September 2027 through April 2028 season programme.

With 22 departures on five ships.

Including Caribbean Princess, Island Princess, Coral Princess, Emerald Princess and the new Star Princess.

Love a cruise: With my little princess

And nine itineraries with cruises sailing from Fort Lauderdale.

Or ocean-to-ocean between Los Angeles or Vancouver on the west coast.

And Fort Lauderdale or Port Canaveral on the east coast.

Tick off your countries

There are 21 destinations in nine countries.

Including seven UNESCrld Heritage sites such as the Port Fortress of Cartagena.

And The Archaeological Site and Historic District of Panama (from Puerto Amador).

While there are more ashore late-night stays including Cartagena, Aruba and Puerto Amador.

Because we all know that Neptune gains his strength from his queen.

Hat’s the girl: Rockin’ that hat

And every queen starts off life as a Princess.

We found a sample 12-day Panama Canal with Costa Rica & Caribbean round trip from Fort Lauderdale from $935.

Taking in Aruba, Cartagena, Panama Canal Partial Transit New Locks, Colon, Panama, Limon, Costa Rica, Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands and Cozumel, Mexico.

MEET YOU ON THE SEAS

Central America, Countries, South America

Darien back on the tourist map

As tourist destinations go it didn’t catch on in the same way as say Blackpool or Ibiza but here’s Darien back on the tourist map.

Darien used to be a big thing in the 1690s after it had been identified by outsiders as a route from Atlantic to the Pacific.

Particularly those, like me, of a Scottish variety who, jealous of their English neighbours’ burgeoning empire, went after their own.

The blue blue sea: The Pacific

Only to find unsurprisingly that the locals, the neighbouring English and Dutch colonists and even God himself didn’t agree.

And cursed by plague, pestilence and penury in the jungle, their bid to establish a New Caledonia ended in bankrupting Scotland.

And why does this matter to you if you’re not of the Scottish variety?

Well the opportunistic English hotfooted it up to Scotland to buy them out and force a union on them, the United Kingdom.

Panama chat

If the hat fits: Panama


If I haven’t sold the Darien to you yet, then maybe I’m better passing the job over to our friends at Swan Hellenic cruises.

The SH Diana people who will take you around Panama and Peru.

And into the jungle to meet the indigenous Embera people of the Darien.

Where we’re expecting they’ll be more welcoming than 325 years ago.

And Swan Hellenic will be coming in good will to promote the Darien.

Graceful Swan

Peru for you: Lima

The SH Diana is brand new for 2024 from Lima to Panama City, along South America.

And, of course, you’ll get to meet the natives who were here before any of us, God’s other critters.

Nature including Humboldt Penguins and Southern Sea Lions on Isla Guanape.

Peruvian pelicans and Blue-Footed Boobies on Lobos de Tierra.

One hundred and thirty species of hummingbird on Puerto Bolivar.

And nested waved albatross on Isla de la Plata.

Deal us in

Luxury: Diana interior

Departing on March 18, the nine-night Cultures of Northern Peru and Biodiversity expedition cruise costs from £5,356 pps

Including return group transfers from the airport to the cruise port.

One pre-night cruise accommodation with breakfast in a four/five star hotel or onboard.

All meals on board, onboard accommodation in a stateroom selected category.

Twenty-four hour room service, drinks available all day, lecture programmes by experienced expedition team and guest speakers (phew)!

One selected short excursion per port of call, standard Wi-Fi, onboard gratuities and port taxes.

And maybe that’s where the Scottish navy went wrong.

And why they should have followed Swan Hellenic’s lead and why we have Darien back on the tourist map.