What’s the difference between Walt Disney and Bing Crosby? Bing sings but Walt Disney.
That’s just one of the jokes you’ll hopefully not hear on this Disney cruise.
Forgive me for trotting out a Dad Joke but it’s just that Daddy’s Little Girl gave me a box of them for my birthday… and some of them aren’t even mine.

Being the big kid I am I’m one of those who still believes that Disney is the Happiest Place on Earth…. http://www.disneyparks.disney.go.com, http://www.disneyworld.disney.go.com, http://www.disneyland.disney.go.com.
Both when I visited Disneyworld and Disneyland https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/disney-why-i-love-the-donald/ and https://jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2019/07/03/stair-wars-3/.



So what better match-up than my favourite holiday hosts and my favourite form of travel… a Disney cruise?
Cassidy Travel http://www.cassidytravel.ie is offering a seven-night cruise on Disney Fantasy from €7661 for a family of four of the Western Caribbean.



Visiting Mexico, Grand Cayman and Jamaica from Cape Canaveral.
There will be daily shows and activities, dress-up themed nights, fireworks display and kids’ clubs.
There is even a private island, Castaway Cay, with water sports and sandy beaches.
And, of course, you’ll be sharing the ship with these guys…
Corphew
That water looks so still you could walk on it… the Aegean Sea that is.
So I tried, in Corfu, and ended up swallowing half of it, adding water skiing to a list of water sport calamities.
Which can only grow next week out in Tobago.



But I won’t have the Scary One to burp me like a new-born baby or like Jerry does to Tom.
Corfu is best admired from aboard a cruise ship with a stop-off.
And luckily enough TUI http://www.tuiie has just the thing.
They have a seven-night Marella all-inclusive cruise from €1339pps on June 26.



You’ll be staying in an inside cabin on the Marella Explorer as part of an Idyllic Italy tour. Buon Vacanza. Visit http://www.tuiholidays.ie
And for more couples’ frolics on the high seas here’s when I stopped the Scary One from ‘falling overboard!!! http://The Call of the fjords.
MEET YOU ON THE SEAS