By order of the management and because barbers reopen today I’m off to get my beardie cut.
And I’m lucky enough that my new hometown of North Berwick, south of Edinburgh, has a Turkish barber.
Because the Turkish barber experience is the pampering I never got.
When I was a kid when it was always a short back and sides.
While nowadays you can get a Turkish haircut and shave.
In every major town or city back in the day you needed to go to Turkey https://www.bodrum.org/.
For me it was that favourite hotspot of Bodrum where I got preened and pruned, lacquered and layered.
And got the hairs on my nose and ears burned off with a lighter.
It was natural then that when I visited Marrakech https://visitmarrakech.com/en/
And https://www.visitmorocco.com/en and was given some free time that I went for a Turkish shave.
Only the ‘friendly’ Moroccan proved to be a ‘false guide’.
Morocco rocky road
Who took me around the squares and souks of the Pink City before we got to a mall.
Where he placed me in his friend’s barber’s chair.
I asked how much it would be and when he quoted me a high price I proceeded to leave only to be pinned back in the chair.
I did manage to manoeuvre myself off the seat and meandered.
Around the mall, all the time trying to ignore the hawkers and barterers.
After a suitable time in which I had hoped I would have lost him I found the front door.
Where he was, shouting ‘F*****g thief, you pay me, I am your guide.’
I ran out onto the streets only for the heavens to open.
It was only the beginning of my Moroccan adventures which I will tell you more about anon.
And coloured at more than one party around the world.
And from natural plants, as in Tobago where I also got my bouffon cut down.
To a more comfortable crew cut for Caribbean heat www.visittobago.gov.tt and https://www.google.com/amp/s/jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com/2020/03/17/ready-steady-goat-racing-in-tobago/amp/.
Now it’s hard to wash that out because you then return to the humdrum of normal life.
Daddy’s Little Girl
Nowadays I have Daddy’s Little Girl to colour my whiskers.
Although I watch to see if she’s got any scissors to hand.
She’s under orders from the management.