The Blood Service give you a cup of tea and a chocolate digestive but maybe they’ll now follow Brewdog’s lead of giving beer after a Covid vaccine shot.
The Aberdeenshire beer chain have come up with an inventive and public-spirited way of getting us all to get our shots.
I’ll take all four
They plan to throw open their closed bars as vaccination centres.
And they have asked the public for help in naming the new vaccine-themed beer.
As a steer they have mocked up a Vaccine Canteen, Little Prick, Community Immunity and Jab Lab.
All good, but why in the 13 years I was away from Scotland did we start saying jab instead of jag?
Breweries are a staple on tour itineraries and it is always welcome to sample a region’s or a brand’s beer.
I’ve sent many a Wish You Were Beer message from my travels around the world.
And listened through the spiel from the Master Brewer about the mashing process and the like.
And prayed silently that nobody would ask a question which would require an answer that would eat into the drinking time.
The same goes for any vaccinations.
I mean, do you really want to be left waiting for your complimentary beer because somebody is firing off questions.
That would be a little prick.
And you get an insight into what must be one of the better places to work.
You can bring your per to work… and, oh, all that beer!