AS salespeople go she must be the most persistent so Mrs Doyle was the perfect choice to be guest speaker at the Irish Australian Chambers of Commerce Australia Day lunch.. yes, Mrs Doyle go on go on go on Australia.
Pauline McLynn, for it is she, will forever be etched in our minds as the batty housekeeper in the priests’ house in the surreal Father Ted.
But she of course was playing a role (and doing it brilliantly) for Down Under.
In real life she is a raconteur par excellence and we’ll let the char out of the teabag here very bawdy.
A guest of Travel Centre at that Aviva Stadium lunch in Dublin we celebrated all the great cities and regions of Oz.
And Pauline made special mention of her map of Tassie (Tasmania)!
For those who haven’t had the pleasure of Australians in their life…
And my Aussie/Kiwi booze bus trip to Munich Beer Festival was revived for a full year.
When Smuttley and Brownie turned up on my doorstep in Aberdeen.
All of which comes to mind as I sit down this evening to enjoy an Australia Day digital celebration.
And particularly a day after an old-fashioned Aussie slides show at the Outlaws where The Scary One lived as a young girl.
They specialise in smaller-type accommodations and our charming host flagged up stays where ‘kangaroos hop into your garden’ and glamping among their offerings.
All of which we want to do and soon.
King of Queensland
The good news is that Queensland has shown the way by opening up to the vaccinated since last week.
So Barrier Reef fans get your snorkels out.
But also check out Northern Queensland’s Tropics in late November.
And fly into Cairns with Singapore Airlines we’re advised.
Take a rental car out to Port Douglas.
And it’s a quieter, more authentic resort than busy Cairns.
There’s a tale too of the oldest tropical rain forest in the world.
Further north in the state where you can dip into the Aboriginal culture too.
For those who like the tweet of a bird rather than a phone then this is the place for you.
In the tree houses they specialise in up there they put out banana skins to draw the birdies in.W
Now Australia is the second biggest island in the world, but it is in fact 8,000 islands.
And in Queensland the Whitsundays are where it’s at.
There’s an old converted church which is the answer to your prayers.
Something for old crocks
Though again our host Lisette seemed keen to take us out of the city to Nusa…
To go whale watching and to The Everglades.
The Aussie Everlades we are assured has no alligators.
Another island to explore is Fraser Island, the home to the dingos.
The town of 1770 is where you’ll get the rundown with Artie into the Bush but also the sea to surf your troubles away.
I hope you are all enjoying (enjoyed) your Australia Day… and I’m still trying to figure out your time zones and changes.
So in the inimitable words of the world’s most famous tealady… Mrs Doyle and go on go on go on Australia