We doubt Hercule Poirot would be invited (well, would you?) so the Festive Indonesia And Eastern & Oriental Express already has that over the European route.
I mean, yes you miss out on sharing carriages with Albert Finney, Lauren Bacall, Sean Connery and Ingrid Bergmann but your holiday isn’t disrupted.

And there’s zero risk of being stabbed multiple times in your drug-induced sleep like Ratchett (Richard Widmark).
And unlike the Orient Express you get to explore further than Istanbul, wondrous city of the world that it is.
So you can immerse yourself in Singapore and Malaysia.
Cruise it, train it

The ROL Cruise incorporating the Eastern & Oriental Express runs out of Singapore and is new for this year.
Travelling through Kuala Lumpur, Langkawi and Penang, you’ll mix on-board luxury with inspiring exploration off the train.
This magnificent trip includes snorkelling, island exploration and cultural tours.
Set sale

It’s a 22-nighter departing on December 5 next year so plenty of time to save.
And what’s more ROL have a sale on with savings of up to £3,000.
Our rail buddies are also offering an additional offering of £1,000 per booking.

Off the advertised fares when you book by 8pm, September 17, someone’s anniversary around these parts.
You’ll get a two-night pre-cruise, a 4* hotel stay in Singapore including 14 nights full board cruising on board the 5* Noordam.
14 nights full board cruising on board the 5★ Noordam.
A three-night journey on board the Eastern & Oriental Express.
Return flights from London (regional and premium class flights may be available on request) and overseas transfers.
An exclusive complimentary upgrade to a an Ocean View Stateroom outside is down from outside £10,099 to £8,999.
Poirot, zut alors!

So let loose on an ROL cruise and let the train take the strain.
And if you do see a wax moustachioed fussy Belgian detective in the queue maybe mention it to the ticket-collector.