Everybody has their own story of missing out and for those who had Tunisia pencilled in but pulled out and haven’t returned after that terrible event then it’s time to think again.
Because TUI have a Christmas sale just for us and you know what they say about TUI and putting the ‘u’ and ‘i’ in.
Well ain’t they in the name… TUInisia.
From today, thousands of holidays for next summer will be reduced as part of their sale.
Customers can also save up to an extra €250 off per booking and secure their holiday with a low booking deposit from just €50pp.
Marhabba marvel
Meet you in the lobby: Brighten up your visit
With Tunisia a new route, alongwith Cyprus, from Dublin then it’s worth delving deeper.
Particularly with all-inclusive holidays available from €499pp and flights, luggage, transfers and accommodation all provided.
With apologies to Take That, and in my defence it is to promote Gary Barlow’s Wine Tour: South Africa, I have ‘all I do each night is braai’ running around my head.
The braai, or barbecue, as South Africans are quick to tell you is a religion in the Rainbow Nation, only matched by rugby.
And viewers of Gary’s Wine Tour which kicks off on November 11 on ITV will see the great man chomp through boerewors and sosaties (that’s spiced sausages and skewered meat to you and me).
All against the backdrops of stunning and varied South African scenery.
Bok for good
Purring: Michaela Strachan
Along the way Gary will be joined by pals from the showbiz world.
Including music producer Eliot Kennedy, Michaela Strachan, Ben Shephard, Jane McDonald and Mica Paris.
The first episode sees Gary, who boasts his own brand, dive straight in to South African viticulture.
Gary and best buddy Eliot are Bok for good (soz) for a crash course at the Spier Wine Farm in Franschhoek.
Before tucking into their braai.
Never veldt better
Raising an eyebrow: Our Gary
After a restorative wine themed spa treatment, the boys head off to try their hand at wine blending.
Before a drive up into the mountains to learn the art of pairing great food with the right tipple.
And they finish with a spectacular drive along the coast to Camps Bay.
Where they try a glass of Gary’s favourite wine in the shadow of the Twelve Apostles.
Of course, the first piece of advice South Africans will give you, and you can have this for free, is put ice in your white wine.
The rand tour
Glass act: Wine lover Gary
But we imagine that Gary and his SA pals will tell you that… and much, much more.
While you’ll also get a peek through the keyhole at the Kruger National Park (staying at Kruger Shalati).
And restored SA back to its rightful top spot down to things like Covid and cost-of-living crises.
Lie down: And think of South Africa
Because it seems a no-brainer that the jewel of southern Africa should be the best value.
And most rewarding of any of the options out there.
Now the natural beauty, wildlife, versatility, culture and history of South Africa speak for themselves and are entertainment on tap.
Time of your life
Table is set: And food and drink flowing
But what separates South Africa for British tourists is that it lies on a similar time range.
Just an hour ahead which means that there is no jet lag.
And, of course, they speak English, although it is fun and is recommended to try any one of the 11 other official languages.
With our favourite being Xhosa, the back-of-the-throat clicking language spoken in the Eastern Cape.
For the Post Office survey destinations were rated by ten staple items.
Fair’s fair: And no gouging here
So that would be a cup of filter coffee, a 330ml bottle of local lager, a 330ml bottle of cola, a 175ml glass of wine and a cocktail for drinks.
While the staples also include a small chocolate bar, a 1.5l bottle of supermarket mineral water, a 200ml bottle of suncream, a 50ml tube/bottle of insect repellent.
And a three-course evening meal for two adults including a bottle of house wine.
And remember that to go truly native then you need to drink your wine with ice cubes in it.
It’s a favourite tabloid fall-back for warm weather, look for a sunspot comparison… and this weekend Britain will be hotter than the Sahara so head-dress up.
The meteorologists and the headline writers have swooped upon Dhakla in Moroccco this week for their reference point.