Countries, UK

Can we FlixBus it – yes we can

Can we FlixBus it – yes we can, the best budget, hassle-free way to travel through the UK and further afield through Europe.

I bring these musings to you today from a Flixbus en route from Edinburgh to Leeds.

Where I’ll be attending a Travel Connection Group Media Gateway international Travel fare.

We’re just passing by my house in North Berwick, East Lothian, and have been passed by a train, but who’s caring.

We left on time and the coach is comfy and quiet and cheap (from £29 return) compared to the extortionate Scotrail train (£145 return)

My in-tray

Strap yourself in: For FlixBus

I’ve a tray in front of me, a plug point and legroom to stretch my legs in the aisle and there’s a loo on board.

My newly-acquired multi-zipped backpack from the recent American Travel Fair IPW in San Antonio, Texas sits under my feet.

Although equally there is overhead space to give you more room.

Only I wake up in a cold sweat at the thought of how I left my suitcase on the train on the first leg, NB to Edinburgh, en route to Texas.

Equally, if you are going further afield to London, or are returning home with all your washing, you can put your big luggage into the hold.

A trip down Memory Lane

Gang of four: French Riviera

Now, as with much in life, some things feel familiar but some have changed since first I took the bus south to England.

We had safety in numbers as a gang of four off camping in the French Riviera after our last year at school.

When my pals hooked up with some English lasses on board while I awkwardly slunk into my seat, comfy it was though and cheap.

My luck and my looks had improved as I moved through university.

Munich Beerfest blondes

Booze bus: Munich Beerfest fun

And I had enchanted a golden-tressed Aussie in my much-storied Munich Beerfest tour.

There were buses involved there too, ours Top Deck and theirs Contiki with whom we held a good-natured rivalry.

The overgrown Aussie and Kiwi bunch that we were, and me an adopted Bushwhacker, we’d goad them.

With chants of Contiki take it up the arse, dooda… beer and schnapps had been taken.

But in matters of the heart I was more than happy to fraternise with the Contiki crew particularly a golden vision from Adelaide.

Kisses were exchanged and telephone numbers and addresses (pre-Internet) and I agreed to come down from Aberdeen and see her in London.

London calling

Stage is set: Stagecoach

Alas, when I arrived off a 12-hour Stagecoach’s
overnighter and made the appointed time and place, Trafalgar Square, Diane was nowhere to be seen.

Or picking up her phone.

She was there at the pub that night where the Top Deck Beerfest trip reunion was being held.

With her Scottish boyfriend.

The penny fell, I had been her holiday fling and she obviously had a thing for hairy-arsed Jocks.

I stayed the night at the bar of one of my bus buddies in London.

And took in my first, and still, only Aussie Rules game, at The Oval.

Before embarking on the 12-hour overnighter back to Aberdeen.

The magic bus

Farm favourite: Emmerdale

Of course, this was not my first misadventure with the Fair Sex, nor would it be my last, not by a long chalk.

But when I eventually reached my destination, my English rose.

And it was well worth the earlier bumps and pitstops.

All of which reminisces and luggage I carry with me on life’s journey.

The latest of which is this five-hour bus ride into a new unknown.

Leeds, a city I know from sport and music and the Emmerdale farming soap but have yet to explore.

I’d like to report it’s been a good start thanks to this gem of a coach company.

Can we FlixBus it – yes we can.

 

 

America, Countries, Sustainable Tourism, UK

London a national monument

Take the National Express when your life’s in a mess as Neil Hannon opined… ’appen he was en route to London a national monument.

Now there are many ways to get to London from around Britain.

And I have taken them all… planes, trains, automobiles.

But the most persuasive is by coach which is only around £28.80 on National Express for a 10hr 50mins trip.

Other coach companies pound the roads but ’appened Neil hadn’t opted for Stagecoach and FlixBus didn’t run back in 1999.

The train drain

Chug, chug, chug: The British trains

And you can cut out accommodation costs by kipping on the coach.

Those prices will, of course, as in the words of Neil, make you smile.

While the rest who have been deluded by the machinery of state into believing that ‘the train takes the strain’.

Yes, sure, if you want to lighten the load in your wallet.

Like clockwork

Tubeway Army: London Underground

One rider, of course, is the network for trains that go underground, the Tube, which works like clockwork.

And where you can swipe your bank card and so avoid queuing at ticket offices.

While their joined-up Oyster card, like the Leap card in Dublin and across a raft of cities makes a mockery of my own city, Edinburgh’s crumbing transport links.

It’s not the only area Scotland’s capital needs a good clean-up and a new facelift.

On a podium

Piece of history: With Stonewall Jackson in Virginia

Take our statues, those we put on a podium to look down on us.

Something of a hobbyhorse of your chronicler statues, as much as I’d love to see the royals and empire builders brought down to earth I’m realistic.

And know that just like the USA where a raft of Southern states surround themselves with Confederate heroes it’ll take time to change attitudes.

Redress the balance: With Fanny Lou Hamer

And while we do we should be redressing the balance by putting up more statues of our women, animals, cultural, sports, entertainment and international icons.

And maybe even objects of national endearment like the National Express coach.

Because be sure if it had been around in Dick Whittington’s Day he’d have hopped on it.

Out of Africa

Statue ahoy: Sailormen

It was rewarding too to see a celebration of post-colonial empowerment.

London In the statue of Malawian John Chilembwe which occupies the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.

Where he towers over the colonial ruler and where he is now the only African and person of colour thus celebrated.

The fourth plinth should be something we all hold onto.

It is an idiosyncrasy in the square dominated by Admiral Horatio Nelson, victor of the Napoleonic naval battle, that there is another plinth up for grabs.

Three corners are occupied by the ruling elite, King George IV, Henry Havelock and Charles James Napier.

Havewho, Napiehow? Yes, quite. Havelock and Napier were bigwigs during the Indian Raj.

The fourth plinth

Jesus: And Mark Wallinger

The reason why we should embrace the fourth plinth, originally meant for King William IV, 180 years ago, is that it is now a rolling statue.

No, not like Edward Colston who was rolled into the river in Bristol.

But every couple of years an artist’s new statue goes up.

Mark Wallinger’s Ecco Homo of Christ in 1999 making way to a number of others including an Anthony Gormley erection (stop it)!

To just now and Samson Gambalu’s Antelope which will come down in a year.

To accommodate Teresa Margolles’ 850 Improntas, casts of the faces of 850 trans people from London and the world.

The fourth plinth truly does sound like the solution, the future… London a national monument.

And something I’ll be recommending to Edinburgh council.

To pull down the spaceship of Walter Scott and replace it with the city’s most famous citizen, Sean Connery.