Countries, UK

Go Forth with 900 years of Edinburgh

The ground beneath us hasn’t shifted but our city has, and will continue to do so, as we go Forth with 900 years of Edinburgh.

The River Forth has been at the heart of the Edinburgh story since dwellers first set up camp next to water to build a community.

And a church, and back in those days God mattered more to people.

The burghers of Edinburgh have, in fact, chosen the 900th anniversary.

Of the erection of St Giles Cathedral as the foundation date of the city.

Window to a past world: St Giles Cathedral

Millions of Edinburghers, and tourists, have since filed past the Cathedral, and some inside.

Halfway up the Royal Mile from the Holyrood Palace to Edinburgh Castle.

Its place in the story of Edinburgh, Scotland and indeed Western Liberal Democracy (important in this week of weeks with a General Election) is fixed.

Because of the actions of of all people a female market-trader, Jenny Geddes.

Jenny from the back

Raging Jenny: Jenny Geddes

Twas Jenny who threw the stool at the Kirk minister.

In objection to the first public use of the Church of Scotland’s revised version of the Book of Common Prayer, the 1637 Scottish Prayer Book.

And sparked what were to be known as the War of the Three Kingdoms (George RR Martin obviously paid attention in class) which involved England, Scotland and Ireland.

The results of which played out in Oliver Cromwell’s Commonwealth.

Chairwoman: And Jenny’s stool

And the later parliamentary reforms which were transported overseas to the American colonies and the nascent United States of America.

That subject, of course, is for another day.

That day being Thursday with Independence Day in the USA, and we will mark it as we do every year.

Proper Charlies

Heads you lose: The first King Charles

But for the here and now and today, we note that the St Giles story and our commemoration of it this July 3, is a tale of two Charlies.

The first King Charles who because of the influence of his Catholic wife and his High Church leanings imposed his prayer book.

On the-then more puritanical Scots.

Head of state: Charles and Camilla

And the third King Charles, the one we have now… and yes, you and I are probably more directly related to him and King David I who founded St Giles than today’s monarch.

That apart and something for which we would probably be hoisted on the gibbet.

That stood across from St Giles Cathedral and hanged it is still worth noting.

Nowhere to Hyde

Tales of Auld Embra: Jekyll & Hyde

Now anybody who has been on a hop-on, hop-off bus will have heard the story of how that gibbet was engineered by one Deacon (or councillor) Brodie, the inspiration for Robert Louis Stevenson‘s Dr Jeklyll & Master Hyde.

Or drank and eaten at the Deacon Brodie’s pub opposite which helpfully has the tale written on the wall outside.

Brodie was, of course, an upstanding citizen by day.

Brodie bunch: Deacon Brodie’s

But he took imprints in soap of keys at dinner parties by night before returning to rob the establishments.

Twas his fate then to be hanged on the very gibbet he built.

Soapy bubble

Spit it out: The Heart of Midlothian

It is also Edinburgher tradition to spit down on the heart of Midlothian halfway up towards the Castle.

On the cobbles in disgust that in a more uncivilised age we hanged people.

Whether King Charles III dwelt on any of this as he received the honorary keys of Edinburgh today.

Not everyone is a fan: Republic protest against Charles III

In a ceremony of great pomp and circumstance is doubtful.

But we do hope and trust that the organisers gave them a good scrub.

Before handing them to the monarch to remove any soap which might have gathered there.

 

 

 

 

 

Countries, Culture, UK

How many Ukrainians can Buckingham Palace take?

You do the math, but with 775 bedrooms how many Ukrainians can Buckingham Palace take?

The Queen has moved back, of course, to Windsor Castle in Royal Berkshire.

Which means it’s free.

A room for free: For Ukrainian Vlodomir

And even someone of her considerable wealth could do with the £350 per month government payment for taking in a Ukrainian family.

It would all help to pay her second-born’s settlement with Virginia Giuffre.

A day at the palace

Don’t go out on the balcony: The Royals

Of course nobody gets into Buck House for free, unless your titled or entitled.

So it’ll be £30 of your pleb money for a visit to the State Rooms or £55 when it’s Combined with a Royal Day Out.

And that’s the State Rooms, The Queen’s Gallery and the Royal Mews.

We’ve been down this route before flagging up the royal palaces around the UK which you can visit.

With the Palace of Holyroodhouse at the foot of the Royal Mile in Edinburgh an old favourite and former neighbour.

How to explain the British reverence, fascination and obsession for the Royal Family?

It’s a combination of tradition, pomp, ceremony and soap opera.

Tourist magnet

Snap happy: Get your pic how you can

And it is perhaps the biggest draw for tourists to the UK.

The experts, of course, are the guides who have an unrivalled knowledge of the history.

Whether they’re the Beefeaters at the Tower of London or the guides at the Palace of Holyroodhouse.

And while your Beefeater is stiff and proper there’s a twinkle in the eye of your Edinburgh guide.

A bloody royal tale

Maneater: Saoirse Ronan as Mary Queen of Scots

And he will cheerfully walk you through the story of the murder of Mary Queen of Scots’ favourite David Rizzio.

You’ll be invited into the Queen’s Chamber where the Scots lairds (that’s lords) killed the Italian in front of the queen.

And wend your way down the spiral stone staircase where the guide will point out to you and the impressionable American and Asian party…

Of the blood embedded in the stones.

I swear I saw a brush protrude from his satchel.

Haggis farms

Winging it: The haggis

Us Scots are noted for our dry deadpan wit and another example springs to mind of how the guides play with their party.

When Stevie apologised to the Irish party I was with in Aberdeen.

That we were running late and would not be able to visit the haggis farm.

And I had to prompt him later to put them right in case they wrote about the haggis farm in their articles.

Armoured and dangerous: And knowing smiles

So maybe it’s best to leave that question I set at the outset to the guides who know as much about the royal residences as the queen.

How many Ukrainians can Buckingham Palace take?