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A Swift guide to Dublin

And a celebration of the little people with a Swift guide to Dublin.

The little people in question not the fabled leprechauns.

You can find them in the Leprechaun Museum in Jervis Street across the Liffey in north Dublin.

Although they tell us they’re on an adventure until the summer – looking for their pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

No, the little people we’re talking about are the Lilliputians of Gulliver’s Travels fame.

Off Pat

Little big man: Lilliput

If you want a Swift history of Ireland’s other little people then you need to retrace the steps of the Dean of St Patrick’s Cathedral, Dublin, Dr Jonathan Swift.

When Swift wasn’t clericing he was satirising the establishment of his day.

Their pomposity, self-interest and petty squabbling – he’d have even more fun with the politicians of today.

Alas Swift can no longer deliver his rapier wit from his workplace, St Patrick’s Cathedral, off Medieval Dublin on the south of the river.

But he does live on in his writings, the movie of his most famous book, and on the walls of the flats within the vicinity of the church.

While his body rests for eternity at St Patrick’s Cathedral.

A temple of writing

Dark: Joyce’s works

Now most visitors these days won’t travel further than party central, Temple Bar, but if you can carry on down the river.

Then you’ll come across hallowed ground in St Patrick’s Cathedral.

It is here in its gardens they mark the well where the patron saint of Ireland is reputed to have baptised the first Irish Christians.

Now Ireland being affectionately known as the Land of Saints and Scholars its writers too are celebrated within its grounds.

With discs of the likes of Shaw, Joyce, Synge, Beckett, Behan et al built into the walls.

By Jameson Whiskey and the publicans of Dublin.

And for that purple prose and poetry then we naturally follow the recommendations of James Joyce himself.

Or his great character Leopold Bloom, in whose mouth he put these words: ‘Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub.’

The Joyce Crawl

Hats off: Politician David Norris and a Joyce impersonator

Dublin by pub helpfully give us a Joyce pub crawl.

Including Davy Byrne’s where Leopold ate a cheese sandwich and glass of burgundy and the pub off Grafton Street does the same.

If Davy’s is the best-known drinking den for Joyceans it’s not the only one, it’s just the others are known now under other names.

The International, the old Ruggy O’Donoghoe’s, J & M Cleary’s, back then The Signal House, Kennedy’s, the old Conway’s.

As well as The Oval which still carries the old name but was destroyed in the Easter 1916 Rising.

The Fairest City

Drink up: The Scary One in Dublin

You can and should, of course, branch out further than the Joyce pubs.

And we did at popular watering hole Sheehan’s, Chatham Street, near Trinity College Dublin.

Before putting our heads down at the always accommodating and comfortable and central Maldron Hotel on Kevin Street.

And then a red eye back to Edinburgh with Ryanair knowing we would be back soon.

And that every visit to Dublin, even after spending 13 years in one of the world’s great cities, brings areas we haven’t explored before.

So with that a Swift guide to Dublin in a long history.

 

 

 

Countries, Ireland

Art of the Dublin DART

When you’ve spent whole days on the train going in and out to Dublin then you learn to appreciate the art of the Dublin DART.

It’s there outside the window, of course, Greystones in County Wicklow with its new pier and brightly-coloured houses that acted as beacons for fishermen.

The tunnel under Bray Head, designed by Isambard Kingdom Brunel, which brings you out parallel to the promenade.

 

Dun Laoghaire, with its pier where locals and holidaymakers still perambulate and the Forty Foot sea swimming area which Leopold Bloom visits in James Joyce‘s Ulysses.

The millionaires playground that is Killiney and Dalkey which doubles for the Bay of Naples in movie sets and where the likes of Bono and Enya live.

And into Sandymount and Ballsbridge and Lansdowne Road in D4, the South Dublin postcode where movers and shakers going back to WB Yeats live.

Touch down at Lansdowne Road

Ireland’s call: Against Scotland at the Aviva

Now go and play and watch rugby at the stadium on the aforementioned street, now corporatised as the Aviva.

And there I would stop and make my way to Embassy House, on the verge of Embassy Park where you would often see Dublin’s high society walk their dogs.

On the occasions I would hop the DART to get into Dublin city centre (I preferred to walk) I would take in the Grand Canal Dock, home to the Bord Gais Energy Theatre, among the modern office buildings.

Pearse de resistance

Picture gallery: But go to the National Gallery instead

And either stop off at Pearse Station, a spit away from Trinity College and the Irish government buildings and the National Gallery

The home to Titians, Rembrandts, Brueghel (Younger and Elder), Vermeer, Picasso et Monet, among others.

And naturally the best of Irish – John Lavery, Paul Henry, Louis le Brocquy and William Orpen.

And a separate wing to Jack B Yeats, WB’s brother (see it all comes around).

Thrill of Tara

Green machine: The DART

You’ll know you’re in the centre of the centre of the city when you alight at Tara Street where cousins’ pub The Workshop still has the Kennedys livery on it and now a wonderful squirrel mural.

Take in the bridges across the Liffey and amble along one of the finest statued streets anywhere, O’Connell Street, with the Great Liberator Daniel O’Connell at the head.

And ‘King’ Charles Stewart Parnell at the foot. With the likes of a fist-pumping ‘man of the people’ Jim Larkin and other Irish heroes along the way.

By which time you will be venturing into North Dublin territory… and any self-respecting South Dubliner or someone who works there doesn’t venture further than that.

Malahide of your life

The North Dublin crew: My Irish family

And nor did I, except to see my relatives who live out in the North Dublin suburbs of Portmarnock or Malahide, while the Howth peninsula too has its charms

Now should you be a fan of Adrian Dunbar, and if not, Jesus, Mary and Joseph and his Little Donkey why not?…

Then you will have seen him in my old Greystones stomping ground on the DART platform.

And, of course ,this is one trigger (as if I need one) to go off track with my erstwhile DART journey.

Take a LEAP

Adrian’s. Greystones: On the platform

That, and the fact that I will be fetching out my LEAP card to travel again on it in a whistlestop trip to Dublin in a week and a half.

And that Iarnrod Eireann, who still keep in touch (I must owe some money or have a violation pending) have sent some info on what you can see from the DART to out on the water.

With stickers to draw young and old celebrating Dublin Bay Biosphere.

And, yes, that’s the art of the Dublin DART… so get out and enjoy.