You’d expect Father Ted’s housekeeper, Mrs Doyle, to either snub the Turkish tea.
Or lay into it on Pilgrimage: The Road to Istanbul.
Mrs Doyle, aka Pauline McLynn, is yet to reveal her true self on the BBC2 show, next on on Friday, March 26 and available on Catch Up.
She, in fact, comes across as a bit ditzy and not at all religious.
I can vouch for that.
With Pauline effing and blinding like a true modern-day daughter of Ireland when I met her.
She was the speaker at an Australian Irish Chamber of Commerce lunch in Dublin.
My cup of tea
I was as a guest of the-then newly opened Flight Centre store in Dawson Street.
Pauline is joined on the Sultans Trail by six other celebrities, only four others who I recognise.
That’ll be javelin queen Fatima Whitbread, sports presenter Adrian Chiles, ex-politician Edwina Currie and comedian (and I use that term loosely) Dom Joly.
The Sultans Trail is new to me.
But not the pilgrims who have been walking sections of the 2,200km stretch from Vienna to Istanbul.
Our super seven set out from Belgrade, and I am surprised that they didn’t check out its hidden palace.
What’s in a name?
On their 1,000km two-week trip to the great city on the Bosphorus.
In the first episode we see them walk through forests, pick lemons, climb castles (and one pilgrim, Amar Latif is blind).
And partake in a Serbian celebration to Our Lady. She’s big in the Balkans.
Before in a few episodes’ time we reach Istanbul and the Suleymaniye Mosque.
Cruise the Bosphorus
Istanbul is one of the great cities of the world.
And it has at various times been known also as Byzantium and Constantinople.placeholder://
It’s still the centre of the Greek Orthodox Church and is still known as Constantinople across the border in Hellas.
A bit like Derry and Londonderry… know your audience.
I’d recommend that when our pilgrims do get to Istanbul they have a blow-out then on a boat trip on the Bosphorus.placeholder://
Now you all know I love a good oul’ pilgrimage and unbeknownst to me there have been two previous series.
Where’s my invite?
Eight celebs have already been out to Santiago de Compostella and Rome following, I guess, in my footsteps.
With Onur in Istanbul
And I know the question you’re asking… why wasn’t I one of the celebs chosen to go to Istanbul to complete the set?
Yes, you’d be right… the BBC Director General has already had his knuckles rapped for that oversight.
MEET YOU ON THE ROAD