What breeds do you get when you cross a Kissimmee Zebra and Horse? A Kissimmee Zorse? A Zebra and Donkey? Me, I’m a Kissimmeeass!
Now if you want high-brow culture then you’ll sometimes get it on this site…
But if you want infantile hybrid humour then that’s guaranteed.
Zorses and Zonkeys were the talk of the day when our friends from Kissimmee in mid-Florida came a-calling again this week…. they’re old friends.
As were sloths and alligators and any manner of creatures that laze in trees, slide through water and walk on two logs supping on Safari Slushys and Florida Freezes.
That’s us humaneee types of creatures.
And the Safari Slushy is a pineapple, mango, passion fruit, cream of coconut slushy and the Florida Freeze a shake which boasts layers of ice cream with safari slush. Yummmmmee!
Vacation capital of the world
It is known as the Vacation Capital of the World with 50,000 rentals.
And each one is tailored to your needs…
For me (the big kid in me) that’s Character Breakfasts with all our favourite cartoon friends, and great pirate theme bedrooms.
And why are they great? Because they aaaaarr!
I really should be working there but failing that I’ll take the family (God knows we deserve a break).
Get us back out there
The Kissimmee folk tell us too that while the local market has picked up in good style.
As Covid restrictions are eased they are all desperate to have us British and Irish back.
And not least because we are so houseproud of their properties.
Now Kissimmee naturally has a tie-up with Disney so you’ll get a chance to enjoy two Magical Places when you visit.
And maybe see a Kissimmeeass or two.