My first cruise captain would regale us with Brazilliant brio and how we all cruise.
He got to know our different nationalities well over steering the big ship and what we each want from a cruise.
An Italian by birth, he had become a naturalised Englishman but was like we all strive to be… a citizen of the world.
And he admitted he took it all on board and off it as his children would point out when he got home.
And he picked them up from school where they would point out his size, him putting on six stone while off on the type of long journey from the UK to Brazil.
Brazil pecs

Cap’n would tell us on our trip around the Western Med of his adventures on the high seas and the people he would meet.
Of the beauty of Santorini, his and many others’ favourite cruise stop, and of the pecadilloes of certain nationalities.
With Brazilians more image-conscious (his words).
And he would tell us that they would forgo the all-you-can-eat stations on board for the gym.
That you could always spot the Brazilians because they would be on deck posing, preening and pouting by the poolside.
And that was just the men!
A melting pot

It’s a similar story too with the Italians, as my old teacher would tell me with her male cousin taking his own vanity case around.
And spending more time in the bathroom than her.
The British and Irish would, of course, be at the buffet and the bar and partying into the night.
And I can vouch from my own experience with MSC in the fjords that the Eastern Europeans love a jostle at the buffet table.
We like the idea of sharing a ship with Brazilians who leave the bar and the buffet to us.
Rio by the sea-o

Particularly as they’re heading back to Brazil.
Which is where Travel EscapesStay are offering.
With 16 nights on board the MSC Grandiosa from €2,089pp, travelling from November 7 and 23 (the latter a very important date on the calendar).
Sail away

Like many a cruiser, and like Columbus himself, you’ll set out from beautiful Barcelona.
Your first port of call is Malaga on the Costa del Sol.
You then cruise into the Atlantic to Funchal on the Portuguese island of Madeira before continuing your Atlantic crossing, crossing the Equator before reaching the coast of Brazil.
Your Brazilian adventure begins with a stop in historic Maceio before you cruise on to Salvador.
It’s known for its Portuguese colonial architecture, Afro-Brazilian culture, and tropical coastline.
Your cruise comes to an end as you sail into the iconic bay of Rio de Janeiro, under the watchful gaze of the iconic Cristo Redentor statue
So why not check out Rio by the sea-oh. And look out for Brazilliant brio and how we all cruise.




































