Countries, Oceania

Surf travels

Gearoid has a board by the door, ready to fly off to anywhere in the world where the wave is up… surf travels buddy.

It goes without saying that Sligo surfer Gearoid is living his best life.

A life that takes him from Biarritz to Barcelona to Tahiti and all spots in between. 

Seeing the great man walk on water in Barca on Royal Caribbean’s Oasis of the Seas I’d back him against anyone in the world.

Walking on water: On Oasis of the Seas

All of which hoves into view as we are reminded of the Olympics next year in Paris.

Where we are told only this week that the water in the Seine is clean enough.

For the first time in a century for competitors to dive and swim in it.

Although the waves are obviously not big enough for the surfers.

Swell stuff

Spray it again: Papenoo. Picture: Matarai Technicals

You might think that Biarritz might step in but our friends in the French Polynesia on the other end of the world have only put their hands up.

And for those of us still trying to master the board then the good news is that the season of lighter swells, October to March, is ahead of us.

On the north side of the island, visitors can find Papenoo’s wave, set on a black-sand beach.

Around 25 minutes’ drive to the west of the capital in Papeete.

Beginners are advised to stay close to the beach to catch a wave.

While those more experienced can head to the river mouth for the exhilarating breaks.

Water splash: Villa Ylangylang, Haapiti Moorea

While the Tahitians tell us that the Haapiti district of Moorea on the southwestern coast.

With its warm barrier-reef protected lagoon is for adrenaline=seekers.

You should head to the break near a reef pass or an opening in the barrier of coral which makes for safe rides into a deeper channel.

Now as a baby boarder, that’s still having to advance to standing up.

Surf boy: Now where’s that board?

We were naturally taken by Papara’s Break on the south side of Tahiti Nu.

Located close to the reef shelves that feed Teahupo’o’s legendary waves, Papara provides an all-level playground.

With its consistent break over sand and easy-to-navigate surf.

While those who snorkel and don’t swallow (guilty) then Taha’a, one of the Society Islands, will give you the chance.

To discover an array of sharks, rays, turtles, dolphins and whales.

Board and lodging

Fun on water: Tahiti Ia Ora Beach Resorts, Punaauia

And no worrying about motels or flop accommodation here.

Surfers will tell you all about Tahiti Ia Ora Beach Resort.  It is surrounded by sweeping beaches with views of Moorea in the distance.

Located close to the beach break in Papara, visitors can make this their refuge for some relaxation and recuperation post-surf.

Verdant vista: Vanira Lodge

Or Vanira Lodge which sits within walking distance of the three main Teahupo’o surf spots.

Visitors can recline on the veranda of their lodge overlooking Tahiti’s peninsula after a day of catching waves.

Make a lodgement: Manomano

The Manomano Lodge is said to be the place for surfers who want to enjoy the all-level reefs of Papara.

Where you’ll stay under rainforest-clad peaks.

Bridge of highs: The Intercontinental

Now being an Intercontinental fan around the continents our eyes naturally fall on The Intercontinental Tahiti Resort & Spa which is sat right on the water.

With picture-postcard views of Moorea on the horizon.

Palm sunny day: Taoahere Beach House

While if you really want to go native then visitors can fully immerse themselves.

In the culture and daily life of a Polynesia family in a family-run Tahitian Guesthouse.

And, of course, you’ll receive valuable advice on what to see, understand, feel and experience around the islands.

You’ll get a one-stop through LA round trip with Air France and Virgin Atlantic from £2,585 round trip.

 

 
 
 

 

 

America, Caribbean, Countries, Europe, Ireland, UK

Flower of England

The anticipation was at fever pitch ahead of The One Show announcement… no, not Eurovision but on Britain’s blooming with my Flower of England.

And in this one we have skin in the game with My Green-Fingered One and her North Berwick in Bloom team in the Britain in Bloom contest.

It is NB’s good fortune that they have someone on their team who brings the English country garden with her.

My love grows where my Sadie goes

Dig her: Sadie tills the ground

My English Rose has got her hands dirty wherever I’ve taken her, Aberdeen, Edinburgh, Liverpool, Co. Wicklow.

Where I treated her to a busman’s holiday at one of her favourite places, Powerscourt Hotel.

Tulips from Amsterdam

Flowers everywhere: At the Dylan in Amsterdam

And when we’re away too with tulips from Amsterdam from the Tulip Museum planted for the autumn and ready to spring next year.

We all have our own indulgences on our travels and you’ll know well I like to go where the locals ‘play and pray’.

Italia’s green and pleasant land

A-mazeballs: Near Padova

While My Green-Fingered One loves to dig out a gardens which meant the Villa Borghese in Rome and Villa d’Este, Tivoli.

Now I’ve oft been somewhere and thought my wee petal might enjoy the charms of a maze.

Such as the one Napoleon used to play in the Villa Pisani near Padova

Flower of Ireland: My mum in our old garden in Greystones, Co. Wicklow

The Parco Fauna Orobica in Bergamo, the lungs for the northern Italian city at the time of Covid.

And Padova is of course itself famed for its grounds, the world’s oldest academical botanical gardens, dating back to 1545.

Where the thing to do is to live it up with a sit down tux meal with full orchestra.

Bloomin’ Barbados

On the right tracks: In Barbados

Or more recently in the St Nicholas Abbey grounds in Barbados.

Where another of her passions can be indulged… there’s a steam train line there too.

And on the sea

Of course it’s not just on land that you’ll see great gardens… there’s the Eden project on Celebrity Edge too off Florida.

And Royal Caribbean’s Oasis of the Seas in Barcelona.

Although it’s sometimes best not to show her everything.

For fear that she’ll not let me away on my own again.

Now the judges only agreed with me, and North Berwick won Best Coastal award.

But I could have told them all about my Flower of England.

She’s Britain’s blooming marvel.

 

 

 

 

Countries, Europe

In surf hands at Sea Retreat

I’m a danger to myself in water but I’ve been promised that I’ll be in surf hands at Sea Retreat.

Marina Nieves and Callum Jelley (yeah, he’ll have heard all the gags) live in the sea and will show you how you can too.

The watersport experts are launching their own school, the Sea Retreat, in El Palmar, a coastal village near Cadiz.

From the looks of it Marina and Callum are those chilled type of surfers who have a limitless patience.

And they’d need every ounce to turn this landlubber into a sea creature.

McDaid in Ireland

As Irish surfer Gearoid McDaid will tell you having propped me up on the FlowRider surf simulator.

On Royal Caribbean’s Oasis of the Seas in Barcelona.

I love the idea of surfing more than the falling off the board and swallowing salty sea water.

A lifetime of drinking the seas from the Pacific to the Caribbean to the Med to the Red to the Indian Ocean has taught me.

That while the rest of you might have come out of the sea I climbed down the trees.

Surfer dude vibe

I do though love the sound of the surfer dude lifestyle.

And Gearoid will hang at home waiting until the tide is high and take off wherever that is around the world.

Marina and Callum offer that laid-back Spanish vibe around the surf school.

After mornings on the swell you can turn in for a siesta.

Or get on your horsey along the beach.

Or hike the natural landscapes of the Atlantic coast and take in hilltop town, the Vejer de la Frontera.

If the mid-20s temps tire you out you can always sign up to a yoga session in a Mongolian yurt.

Deal me in

Sea how they do it: Train on the water

The Sea Retreat will run weekly (Sunday to Saturday) from 18 September to 24 June and will cost from £699pp.

They need a minimum four people for the surf camp to take place.

Price includes accommodation, five surf lessons (plus theory), one sunset/sunrise surf, two video analysis sessions (take a breath).

Daily breakfast, five lunches and five dinners, beer, wine, and soft drinks on arrival, and time to enjoy other activities.

We’ll drink to that: Apres-surf
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Bicycles and surfing gear are also available to borrow.

The Sea Retreat also welcomes families.

And they will adapt the schedule depending on how much surfing everyone and the ages of the children; price is on request.

Fly me to the dune

Sunny spot: The lodges

Fly from London Stansted/London Gatwick to Jerez de la Frontera Airport from £65pp return.

The transfer from Jerez Airport to El Palmar takes less than an hour.

Alternatively, fly direct from London Stansted/London Gatwick/Edinburgh/Dublin to Sevilla Airport from as little as £55pp return.

The transfer from Sevilla Airport to El Palmar takes two hours.

Call Marina (+34 625 02 55 64) or Callum (+34 667 792 400).

And they’ll put you at ease… you’ll be in surf hands at Sea Retreat in Spain.