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Bucking Fastard… this is the most incredible cave in the world

And as our own Scottish story is said to have been formed in a cavern with a future king and a spiky spider you’d think we have the claim, but Bucking Fastard… this is the most incredible cave in the world.

No, not our way of getting around the censors but citing acclaimed Hollywood director Werner Herzog.

Who we’d hope has been to Rathlin Island, off the coast of the North of Ireland, or King’s Cave in Arran in the west of Scotland.

Where a defeated Robert the Bruce is said to have been inspired by a spider weaving their web.

To try, try and try again and eventually defeat England and gain Scotland’s independence.

The bold Werner though passed over the Bruce locations though when choosing his location for his fantasy film.

Which stars Rooney and Kate Mara and Orlando Bloom and Domnhall Gleeson, and plumped instead for Slovenia.

Slovenia’s slithering dragons

Deep down: In Postojna Cave

And the Postojna Cave whose magic we have flagged up here before.

And which has had a house of dragons long before Game of Thrones was ever being hatched. 

As well as extraordinary formations and fauna, which you might expect, but also an underground train.

And the only still-operating underground post office anywhere.

And a dash of Irish

Rooney, Rooney: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

If the stunning setting of a Slovenian set isn’t enough for you, then Bucking Fastard also accessed the magical properties Ireland also has to offer.

Including Dublin’s Pigeon House film studios and on location in Capel Street and in Naas, County Kildare. 

Write on: Director Werner Herzog

Werner shared with us that Bucking Fastard explores the search for the meaning of life.

And that: ‘We cannot see the world as Jean and Joan Holbrooke (Kate and Rooney) see it, but we do see how the world reacts to them.

‘Through the courts and the press, through those that want to help and those who want to use them.

‘Through the eyes of beasts both tame and wild, and even through their own echoes in the core of the earth.’

We are still awaiting release dates for the movie but keep your eyes peeled.

Going underground

On right track: The Postojna Cave

But, of course, we can see Postojna for ourselves.

And perhaps, just like Werner and no doubt the Mara sisters, exclaim: Bucking Fastard… this is the most incredible cave in the world.

We’re told that there are eight airlines that fly from Ireland to Slovenia.

And the flight takes 5 hours 29 minutes one-way and costs £436 round-trip.

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Away in a Slovenian cave

Away in a Slovenian cave the little Lord Jesus has a host of angels, a symphony of sound and a kaleidoscope of colour.

All of which is calling me on even if I do have to make do with the plastic Nativity set mia famiglia get out every year.

Travelling the world often brings with it the most left-field invitations.

And particularly post-Covid when friends we’ve made virtually invite you over to their showpiece annual event…

At the drop of a Christmas hat.

Cave dwellers

Cradled with love: The Bethlehem scene

Alas, the Living Nativity which the good folk of the Postojna Cave are putting on this Christmas has had to go on without me.

Entitled ‘let there be peace on Earth’ it’s a perennial message we can all adhere to but impossible to follow in our hustle-bustle world.

Of course whatever the genesis of Jesus and without being a grinch half of the evangelists spared us any details of his birth.

The magic train: In the cave

And revisionist historians now believe that Mark and Luke place Jesus in Bethlehem because it is David’s Royal City.

But there is something calming and magical about playing out the story in Slovenia’s fabled caves.

And why should it be any more fantastical to imagine angels on high being well below than any other part of the Christmas story.

Caves have, of course, been with us since, cave dwellers.

When dinosaurs and dragons roamed the planet.

Dragon fire

How to train your dragon: In Slovenia

And yes, you really can see baby dragons here.

You know the types who can go without food for 12 years and live to 100.

And who Discovery Channel followed as Mother Dragon laid her eggs and heralded in a new generation a few years back.

And it’s a birth story to match any the Biblicals came up with.

The Postojna Cave is equidistant, 55 kilometres from Slovenia capital Ljubliana and Trieste in Adriatic Italy.

So when you’re visiting your church Nativity Scene or lullabying your kiddie to sleep.

Maybe tell them too the alternative story of Away in a Slovenian cave.

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Slovenia’s Mother of Dragons

And, no, we don’t mean Melania Trump. Fire up for Slovenia’s Mother of Dragons.

Now, a diversion here (no surprise) and since my own Mother of Dragons dragged me back, kicking and screaming to Scotland, she has turned the new place into Game of Thrones II.

And so a wooden plaque bearing the name Winterfell hangs above our front door.

A ceramic dragon sits in front of the entrance and a Medieval-type mirror is the centrepiece of the front room.

You’ll be a dragon one day: The baby

And she dragged me around Belfast to sit in the Iron Throne and take in the Game of Thrones Tapestry.

Now, if you like your dragons then Slovenia (who knew?) is the place to go. 

Where you can find baby dragons (olms) in the Postojna Caves, 53kms from capital Postojna.

How to baby train your baby dragon

Dragonfire: George R.R. Martin a fan

Now, the best caves have a dragon and Postojina’s are the envy of all others.

The earliest written accounts of the offspring of a terrible dragon living inside Postojna Cave date back to the 17th century. 

In the 18th century, biologists competed against one another, seemingly almost at war about who would be the first to present a new animal species from Postojna Cave.

Giovanni Antonio Scopoli was the first to obtain live specimens of the creatures, and in 1768, the “baby dragons” got a scientific description and a Latin name: Proteus Anguinus.

Even Charles Darwin wrote about the wee fellas from the subterranean world of Postojna in his work On the Origin of Species. 

Slovenian dragon: Melania and Donald Trump
There is a choice of options for the dragon-seeking tourist…

The Tour Postojna Cave, the Queen of the Underground World is priced at €25.80, the package deal includes tours of Postojna Cave and the Predjama Castle for €35.70, down from €39.60.

And 100% cave experience, the package deal includes tickets to Postojna Cave, the Vivarium, as well as the Expo Cave Karst and the Butterflies of the World exhibitions.

And that’s €37.90 of your Earth money, reduced from €45.60.

On the right track

Jump on board: Cave train
Billed as the largest show cave in Europe, Postojna is a 24-kilometre-long cave system.
 
And you will get to feel the magic of the underground world and experience a one-of-a-kind ride on the cave’s underground train. 

The best Knight

Good knight: A step back in time

It’s not just underground that this part of the world captivates. 

From the magical depths of Postojna Cave make your way to the fairytale world of knights.

The Predjama Castle is another must-see Postojna Cave Park attraction – a veritable medieval miracle, perched in the middle of a rocky cliff for 800 years.

And unsurprisingly it’s a great favourite of Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin.

Something for Christmas

Fantasy: With a Nativity theme

Now we presume that there were no caves around Bethlehem when Our Lord came into the world.

But it would have been a dramatic setting, which is what our Slovenian friends believe too.
 
Between 25 and 30 December, you can enjoy their Living Nativity in the cave.
 
It consists of 16 biblical scenes staged inside the cave.
 
Discover the fairytale-like underground world during a 90-minute tour and enjoy one of the most fascinating Christmas experiences in the world! 
 
And maybe make your own addition to the Christmas manger scene… Slovenia’s Mother of Dragons and her brood.