It’s always been my best hole, in the bar afterwards, but that might change with the new 19th hole, Thai golf therapy off course.
I’ve spent a lifetime persisting in the belief that because I hail from Scotland, the Home of Golf, I will eventually master the game.
Only to thrash around courses from Aberdeen to Ireland to Royal Lytham to Liverpool to Cannes.
Each time playing one or two good irons to delude me into thinking I should give the Royal & Ancient game another shot.
There’s probably something in what Mark Twain said about golf being a good walk ruined.
Only I’d take it further and agree with Robin Williams’ assessment on golf… it’s torture.
Which is where eastern zen has come in to help.
Total golf
Wellness pioneer Chiva-Som Hua Hin in Thailand is expanding its menu with the launch of the Total Golf Enhancement Retreat.
Total Golf Enhancement supports guests in developing their game, as well as post-golf muscle recovery and relaxation.
Every Chiva-Som retreat begins with a Health and Wellness Consultation.
So you’ll get a golf fitness assessment, golf fitness training and a golf lesson.
All of which supports endurance, range of motion, strength and balance, as well as reducing the risk of injury.
Improvement is assessed by one of Chiva-Som’s in-house pros during your rounds, providing guests with health insights.
The next course

The golf will be links, by the sea, at nearby 18-hole Sea Pines Golf Course in Hua Hin.
For those looking to vary their golfing locations there is…
Black Mountain, a nine-hole course location and Pineapple Valley Golf Course, an award-winning 18-hole course, at an extra charge.
Now the next bit on Thailand is where Chiva-Som really scores, a 50-minute Deep Tissue Massage.
And a complimentary Aloe Body Mask to support skin recovery following a day outdoors.
Additionally, you’ll get unlimited access to the Water Therapy Suite.
All of which includes a steam room, sauna and Jacuzzi.
Food for thought

Now Chiva-Som encourages rather than discourages eating that lovely Thai food.
So guests can enjoy exceptional Wellness Cuisine at the resort’s signature beachside Taste of Siam restaurant.
With veg, fruits, and other edible plants sourced from Chiva-Som’s Organic Gardens.
The retreat offers guests the choice of a daily treatment.

A traditional Thai Massage, Chiva-Som Signature Massage, Invigorating Massage, Relaxing Foot Massage, Oriental Scalp Massage, Hydrotherapy, a manicure or a pedicure.
In addition to the optional physical analysis on arrival, guests can undertake a complimentary skin analysis.
The inclusion of a post-stay consultation supports guests in continuing their sustainable wellbeing journey at home.
All’s well

The Total Golf Enhance Retreat is available on a five, seven, and 10-night basis.
That’s inclusive of an individual health and wellness consultation.
A complimentary treatment per night of stay, three wellness cuisine meals per night, daily fitness and leisure activities.
And unlimited use of the Water Therapy Suite as well as at least one round of golf.
Those staying 10 nights in Thailand can also benefit from an included golf lesson.
Deal us in

Five-night Total Golf Enhancement Retreats start from THB 24,000++ (£520pp per night for a double occupancy and THB 32,000++ (£670pp) per night for a single occupancy.
It’s enough to make you get the clubs back out and give it another go.
And I do live in officially the best place to reside in Britain North Berwick, looking out over the links golf course.
Or perhaps head for your nearest golf range, and as I’ve shown in Portugal, Las Vegas and a simulator in Turkish Airways airport lounge in Istanbul.
I do a lot less damage with a net up.
So for all us golf duffers let’s take heart.
From the new 19th hole Thai golf therapy off course.





