And Bozzy would certainly have chronicled coming across Nessie as he did everything else.
Glove is all around
Loch who’s hiding? Nessie is out there
Were the Loch Ness Centre there when they came a-visiting they wouldn’t have been able to move for Nessies.
As we found when we visited with our own wee monster clinging for life to his glove puppet Nessie.
Which, of course, he put down on the table where they were selling… Nessie puppets.
So what is it about Inverness that put it top of the hospitality agency Accor as the UK’s leading location for happiness following the rise of the “soft living” trend?
And beating the likes of Oxford, Cambridge and Carlisle into the bargain.
Going on Office the National Statistics’ (ONS) personal well-being survey data from the last five years Inverness came out on top with a score of 7.83 out of 10.
While there’s a vibrant foodie scenes at Michelin-recognised Rocpool and The Mustard Seed Restaurant and River House.
And as Bozzie and Johners found out on their travels the Highlanders have forgiven the outsiders who quelled their attempt at taking over Britain under Bonnie Prince Charlie.
And who were put to the sword at the Battle of Culloden, the last pitched battle on the island, back in 1746.
All that welcoming, forgiving spirit must be something in the air around those parts making Inverness, the UK’s happiest city.
Its place in the story of Edinburgh, Scotland and indeed Western Liberal Democracy (important in this week of weeks with a General Election) is fixed.
Because of the actions of of all people a female market-trader, Jenny Geddes.
Jenny from the back
Raging Jenny: Jenny Geddes
Twas Jenny who threw the stool at the Kirk minister.
In objection to the first public use of the Church of Scotland’s revised version of the Book of Common Prayer, the 1637 Scottish Prayer Book.
And sparked what were to be known as the War of the Three Kingdoms (George RR Martin obviously paid attention in class) which involved England, Scotland and Ireland.
The results of which played out in Oliver Cromwell’s Commonwealth.
Chairwoman: And Jenny’s stool
And the later parliamentary reforms which were transported overseas to the American colonies and the nascent United States of America.
But for the here and now and today, we note that the St Giles story and our commemoration of it this July 3, is a tale of two Charlies.
The first King Charles who because of the influence of his Catholic wife and his High Church leanings imposed his prayer book.
On the-then more puritanical Scots.
Head of state: Charles and Camilla
And the third King Charles, the one we have now… and yes, you and I are probably more directly related to him and King David I who founded St Giles than today’s monarch.
That apart and something for which we would probably be hoisted on the gibbet.
That stood across from St Giles Cathedral and hanged it is still worth noting.
Nowhere to Hyde
Tales of Auld Embra: Jekyll & Hyde
Now anybody who has been on a hop-on, hop-off bus will have heard the story of how that gibbet was engineered by one Deacon (or councillor) Brodie, the inspiration for Robert Louis Stevenson‘s Dr Jeklyll & Master Hyde.
Or drank and eaten at the Deacon Brodie’s pub opposite which helpfully has the tale written on the wall outside.
Brodie was, of course, an upstanding citizen by day.
Brodie bunch: Deacon Brodie’s
But he took imprints in soap of keys at dinner parties by night before returning to rob the establishments.
Twas his fate then to be hanged on the very gibbet he built.
Soapy bubble
Spit it out: The Heart of Midlothian
It is also Edinburgher tradition to spit down on the heart of Midlothian halfway up towards the Castle.
On the cobbles in disgust that in a more uncivilised age we hanged people.
Whether King Charles III dwelt on any of this as he received the honorary keys of Edinburgh today.
Not everyone is a fan: Republic protest against Charles III
In a ceremony of great pomp and circumstance is doubtful.
But we do hope and trust that the organisers gave them a good scrub.
Before handing them to the monarch to remove any soap which might have gathered there.
All the greats started out at the Edinburgh Festival… The Python Boys, Not The Nine O’Clock News, Robin Williams, Fleabag and the Forth Stanza, darlings of the Fringe.
While in the other direction lies Kilcoole which saw its share of skirmishes during Oliver Cromwell’s invasion and in the 1798 Rebellion.
History, of course, is all around us, and the early morning call to arms and legs and hiking now involves passing one of Scotland’s great battlefields.
Pans history
Proper Charlie: Bonnie Prince Charlie
Prestonpans in East Lothian was the first battle of the Jacobite Rebellion in 1745.
When the forces of Bonnie Prince Charlie saw off the troops of sitting king George.
And but for the crossroads of history there would now be a different Scottish king being crowned this weekend.
Although there are many who would say a plague on all their royal houses.
Which dynasty you supported, and would die for, and which religion was high up on the priority list of The Covenanters nearly 100 years before.
Hills and thrills
Greyfriars Jimmy: And Bobby
And you’ll see their sacrifice for yourself above the Flotterstone Inn in the Pentland Hills near Edinburgh on the Covenanters Walk.
A bit of background here, the Covenanters were a movement of radical Protestants who did not like the direction the kings of the time were following and signed up to challenge that in the Covenant in Greyfriars Kirk, Edinburgh.
Of course, they did their fighting in the pulpit and places like the Pentlands, up in the hills.
Making a Covenant with nature
Dear John: The Covenanter’s Grave
Where one John Carphin fought at Rullion Green, Collinton, was wounded and sheltered in a former shepherd’s cottage at nearby Blackhill.
Shepherd Adam Sanderson carried his body to Black Hill at NT 0789 5219 for your map fans.
There the distant hill of Cairn Table, a little south of Muirkirk, is visible, and most importantly that meant the Ayrshire Hills, his home county.
And here was you thinking that a walk in the hills was just a way of getting exercise and getting out from your Scary One’s feet.
Well, it’s not, so we’ll be getting a walk on for National Walking Month.