The action gets underway on the Wednesday, February 11 with the Carnival Queen Gala.
After a night of revelry, guests can retreat to the boutique Sir Anthony Hotel.
With its ocean-view rooms and private plunge pools.
The Opening Parade (Cabalgata Anunciadora) is on the Friday.
Guests at Spring Hotel Vulcano can toast the day from the UP! rooftop terrace or unwind by the pool.
And try the pilates, yoga, meditation, and spa treatments.
Super trouper
Get your steps in: To party at Carnival
Ready for Ritmo y Armonía Parade the next day.
Glad you asked… well, it’s high-energy Latin dance troupes along the seafront.
Mediterranean Palace offers children (those who insist on coming along) the Club Mare Kids while you relax by the pool.
Or unwind in the spa and saltwater pool.
After giving worship at your kilted Jesus Mass you’ll be cleansed for the Daytime Carnaval.
The Apoteosis
Reign and my parade: The Grand Parade
Guests staying at Spring Hotel Bitácoracan continue the Carnival energy in the south on the UP! rooftop terrace.
A new week and the fun keeps coming on Carnaval Monday.
Wellness is the order of the day at Arona Gran Hotel or if you’re the active type hire a bike to take a spin along the coast.
All to give you energy for Tuesday’s Coso Apoteosis (Grand Parade/Main Parade).
With its fantastic floats, comparsas, music, and fireworks.
Before setting off your day with a rooftop sunset at the Spring Hotel.
Sardines and other fishy tales
The scales of it: The Burial of the Sardine
Well into the ways of the locals you’ll be exercised by now at what to do with your sardines!
Don’t be… the islanders host the Burial of the Sardine on the Wednesday.
A playful, theatrical farewell blending theatre, satire and tradition.
Back in the south, carry on the party in the Piramide de Arona at the Mare Nostrum Resort (beside Cleopatra Palace).
Then it’s back to your Spring hotel for downtime.
The Festival of Rondallas & Children’s Carnival Parade spans the next two days.
There’s still a weekend to go and we won’t take any flagging now.
Take it all out on Piñata Weekend on the Saturday and Sunday.
While for the more grown up there is the Exhibition and Parade of Vintage Cars.
Take a plunge
Luxurious: Spring Hotel Vulcano
Seven nights Half Board at 5* Hotel Sir Anthony departing London Stansted on 11 February 2026.
Superior Double room with Sea View and Private Plunge Pool from £2,305pps with Jet2holidays.
Seven nights B&B at Spring Hotel Vulcano departing London Stansted on 11 February.
Standard room. From £1,113pps* with Jet2holidays.
Seven nights B&B at 5* Mediterranean Palace departing London Stansted on 11 February.
Standard Twin room. From £1,082pps* with Jet2holidays.
Expansive: But not expensive at the Cleopatra
Seven nights B&B at 4* Cleopatra Palace Hotel departing London Stansted on 15 February.
Standard Twin room with Pool View. From £1,197pps* with Jet2holidays.
Seven nights B&B at 4* Spring Arona Gran Hotel & Spa, Los Cristianos, Tenerife, departing London Stansted on 11 February.
Twin room with Side Sea View. From £1,122pps* with Jet2holidays.
Seven nights Half Board Plus at Spring Hotel Bitácora, Playa de las Américas, departing London Stansted on 11 February.
Sharing a Standard room. From £1,131pps* with Jet2holidays.
T&Cs
Cross dresser: Jesus in Tenerife
●All prices correct at time of writing and include Jet2holidays’ promotional offer (January payday offer of £100pp off all holidays, plus an extra £100 off per booking).
Prices include 22kg checked baggage per person, 10kg hand luggage per person,
It’s the downside of an island and the upside of a continent. a variety of accessible countries, but here are our friends to show us where to go and get there rail slow with Super Escapes Travel.
Because from Portugal to Poland we’re cutting out the stress of even more regulated travel through airports, preferring to let the train take the strain.
And addressing the heightened awareness of environmental impact, rising flight costs, and a desire to travel with greater purpose.
Increasingly, mature travellers, and don’t you know this pup of a 60-year-old has been pitched into that category, are choosing curated European
itineraries.
The ones that combine two or three destinations in a single trip.
By linking destinations seamlessly, travellers are also finding better value for money and making smarter use of their time abroad.
Giorgios, Maria, Evi and all our Greek friends, and Dutch Frank, all tell us that the locals head for the islands when it heats up so Corphew… let’s go trekking in the Greek islands.
And put in the hard work we wimped out on the last time we were there.
On honeymoon, 32 years ago when it was more about sunset walks on the Corfiot beach.
In my defence it was toga-wearing hot when we were there in the September of 1994.
Good reason then for the grumpy Greek Orthodox monks to be wearing robes.
Going Solos
Stark beauty: Corfu
I have since got my walking shoes on on my travels out to the Attica region and Kythera, and continue to mither The Scary One to join me.
Although, of course, my notorious wayfaring is hardly a persuasive argument.
Which will be why she always suggests I go on my own… ‘take a long walk down a short pier.’
Or those who have exhausted the patience of those at home and who you end up falling out with on holiday.
Come what May
Enchanting: Corfu town
And so Solos are marking this May, in celebration of National Walking Month, by sending us all out on a week of hiking and cultural discovery in Corfu.
So power up the karaoke because Monday is Dolly Parton Day… and she’s working it 9 to 5.
The evergreen Dolly turns 80 in two days’ time, January 19And to mark the occasion her fellow Tennesseans have given their favourite daughter her very own day.
And Dolly being Dolly she has given back with a special rerelease of her classic Light of a Clear Blue Morning.
With Lainey Wilson, Miley Cyrus, Queen Latifah, and Reba McEntire, with David Foster on piano, all pitching in in perfect pitch.
And the money going to pediatric cancer research at Monroe Carell Jr. Children’s Hospital at Vanderbilt.
Of course as with everything Dolly there’s that little bit extra up top.
With Dollywood laying out the pink carpet to y’all to stay at the HeartSong Lodge & Resort.
And crimp yourself at Dollywood’s DreamMore Resort and Spa.
Dolly good show
Fly the flag: The Stampede Show
While, of course, the shows are spectacular, whether the Dolly Parton’s Stampede Dinner Attraction, the Pirates Voyage Dinner & Show.
Or the Hatfield & McCoy Dinner Feud, the Comedy Barn Theater, Frizzle Chicken Cafe and even the Titanic Museum Attraction (just because she can).
Soul food: Your ole’ Southern food
So to stay in a Dolly Bear Cabin with all the Dolly bells and whistles.
Then Dollywood is offering for May 23-September 20 the 2026 Dollywood Summer Fun Pass.
Smoky Mountain Hide-Away
Cabin forever: Smoky Mountain Hide-Away
Now Dolly’s cabins are all playfully named but we alighted on A Smoky Mountain Hide-Away.
Which you’ll be able to make your own for $3,252 for two bedrooms for six guests and two baths for a sample May’s week vacation…. well this is caring, sharing country.
You look at the world differently from a double-decker booze bus when you’re a teen than from when you’re in your sixties on a Rhine river cruise.
With, of course, the behaviour codes laxer on the TopDeck bus to the Oktoberfest in Munich with a travelling party of Aussies and Kiwis than on the five-star MS Riviera Resplendence.
Let’s just say that we can’t imagine our Irish buddies Cassidy Travel allowing you to tip your bladder onto the thoroughfare in the way our crew did on the German autobahn.
It is, some 40 years since I first dipped my toe into solo travelling, going it alone after my Uni buddies had failed to raise the money for our group trip to Munich.
And I decided to jump in on my own, only to find that the bus was full of Aussies and Kiwis and I was the outlier.
Which meant that I was the novelty and made a busload of new friends, rattling on a bus and looking at the cruisers on the Rhine.
Some of whom dropped in on us for a weekend later that year… and stayed six months!
Rhine of your life
Flow of life: River cruising
So now we’re in less of a rush to get there and happier just to go with the flow then what better way to travel than on the Riviera Rhine Cruise to Switzerland.
Where Solo Travellers can enjoy a stress-free, sociable way to experience some of Europe’s most beautiful regions without single supplements or the pressure of travelling independently.
You’ll board the brand new five-star MS Riviera Resplendence, launching in July.
On a seven-night river cruise promising solo guests a fully organised itinerary along the Rhine.
Lie back: And think of the Rhine
And you’ll get to enjoy historic towns and cities such as Strasbourg, Koblenz, Rüdesheim, Speyer and Lucerne.
And their designed twin and multi-centre itineraries that link the nation’s most iconic cities.
Every detail is taken care of, including first class train tickets and all mod cons as standard.
So travellers can unwind and enjoy the scenic journey.
Your seven-nighter through Il Bel Paese takes travellers from the ancient wonders of Rome to the artistic heart of Florence, with all travel and transfers pre-arranged.
Rome to Firenze
I’ll be back: Trevi Fountain in Rome
The experience begins with four nights at the elegant 4* Hotel The Guardian in Rome, with a rooftop terrace with sweeping city views.
Guests then continue to Firenze for a three-night stay at the restored central 16th-century Palazzo Lorenzo Hotel Boutique & Spa.
A beautifully restored 16th-century residence close to the city’s most celebrated sights.
The itinerary can be fully tailored with hotel upgrades, alternative transport options, or additional Italian destinations to suit individual interests and travel styles.
Including a flight to Rome airport, a private transfer to Rome city, four nights at 4* The Guardian on B&B.
Private transfer from Rome hotel to Rome Termini Station, first class train from Rome Termini Station to Firenze Santa Maria Novella Station in Florence.
A private transfer from Firenze Santa Maria Novella Station to Florence hotel.
Three nights at 4* Palazzo Lorenzo Hotel on B&B, private transfer from Florence to Florence Airport or Pisa Airport, and flight home from Florence Airport.
So let il treno take the strain.
And all because you can’t always depend on a kind-hearted and knowledgeable English speaker.
To point you in the direction of a special bus to get you to your destination.