Countries, Europe, Ireland, Oceania

Iceland & Ireland the world’s most peaceful countries

The tired gag was ‘One letter and six months’ for Europe’s outliers, but who’s had the last laugh now with Iceland & Ireland the world’s most peaceful countries.

So who says so… well us, but also Condé Nast’s Global Peace Index.

Who mark countries on lack of corruption, a functioning government, a robust economy, fair distribution of resources.

A free flow of information and good neighbourly relations.

Lucky geezers: In Iceland

And that’s something to bang your saucepan about which is how the Icelanders expressed their dissatisfaction outside parliament.

Now full disclosure here there is more than a letter apart in my experience of Ireland and Iceland.

As we’ve yet to take the plunge into the Blue Lagoon or the bougie boutique hotels in the Land of Fire and Ice.

Or taken the Icelandair option of stop-off to America.

Irish solution

The craic: In Dublin

Aussie philanthropist Steve Killelea (and he must be Irish with a name like that) describes Iceland thus:

‘One of the most stunning countries in the world, like a moonscape covered in snow.

‘It also hasn’t had an internal conflict since 1008 AD when no more than 100 people died.’

As a lesson in conflict resolution Ireland is an example with nearly 30 years of sustained peace in the North.

And you can learn the secrets of that success in the reconciliation hub that is the haven that is Glencree in Co. Wicklow.

Condé Nast describes the Land of Saints and Scholars as boasting ‘striking vistas and storybook towns’.

Lands of bliss

Hail Māori: NZ integration

We’ll leave Antipodean Steve to wax lyrical on New Zealand, third on the list.

‘Because of the way it’s honoured indigenous rights, the peace treaty with the Māoris when the British arrived is held to this day.’

And we can share Steve’s admiration for another country who have integration licked, the Swiss.

Idyllic: Narnia in Switzerland

Fifth on the index Switzerland scores ‘with four official languages coexisting, it takes a remarkable political system to hold that together.

‘By its very nature, it shows us how different cultures can live harmoniously and respectfully within one system.’

Taking a breather: In the Austrian Tirol

In these Alpine parts, of course, No. 4 Austria is never far apart either geographically or in life experience.

Which we’d agree with too and the remarks ‘Austria’s majestic peaks, vast plains and postcard-perfect lakes are as peaceful as they look.’

Pointing too to Vienna’s top spot in the rankings in the 2024 Economist Intelligence Unit.

The ideal getaways

Where to go: Ireland

Now as our lives grow ever busier those who compile these listicles for us and do the heavy lifting for us are a Godsend.

Which leaves us to make our own links and ignore the simplistic jibes of those who don’t make these lists.

The ones that tell the real truth… Iceland & Ireland the world’s most peaceful countries.

 

Countries, Oceania, Sport

Let’s have Samoa sports war dances

Haka do, do, do, and while the New Zealand haka is always a highlight of the Rugby World Cup we say let’s have Samoa sports war dances.

And not just because our friends from the Samoa Tourist Board have kept us up to speed on the back of the ANTOR tourist board awards this week.

Which modesty forbids me saying I was nominated in.

But because the world has been fixed on the other war dances at the RWC in France.

Rock and Samoa roll

Dwayne’s world: Samoa son Johnson

The Samoan stomp is, of course, no haka, it’s a Manu Siva Tau.

But then if you’re a Dwayne Johnson fan you’ll know that already from his films.

When The Rock performed a war dance in Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw, the set of which you’ll see at Warner Bros in LA.

No, this is the Manu Siva Tau which rugby fans will remember was first showcased at the 1991 World Cup.

To replace the Ma’ulu’ulu Moa, which was a slower dance and said to be less intimidating than the Samoan call to arms.

Now these war dances naturally come across more impressively in their own language.

But they all have familiar themes… ‘Ready for the war’ and ‘make way and move aside.’

Beautiful Samoa 

Now as a way of introduction to the South Seas the rugby teams and their war dances are a distinctive calling card.

The Beautiful Samoa website does the rest panning across the islands for you with a range of enticing sale deals.

Their flights and accommodation packages run out on October 2 so if you’ve been holding off on your long haul…

Then chew over the sample Coconuts Beach Club Resort and Spa from five nights $2,599pp.

Coconuts Beach boasts panoramic views out over a turquoise lagoon.

And there are activities galore on offer such as village and island tours.

And scuba diving, surfing, snorkelling and kayaking and beaches of course.

The deal includes return flights flying Air New Zealand from Auckland to Apia.

While we can tease you with a five-nighter from Auckland in a tree-house suite.

From $2959 per adult share twin, extra night from $349 each. To travel on November 8.

Fiji and me

Hair-raising: Fiji rugby

Now we don’t always have to head out to the South Seas although we most certainly would.

And we got a taste first hand when the Fijians came out to Dublin a couple of years back. 

And they got Dancing Dad up to embarrass himself.

Now it wasn’t a Cibi, the war cry they have been demonstrating since way back in 1939, but my moves were frightening enough.

For those of you who want to impress your friends when they begin the Cibi there’s a lot in there about uplfiting trees.

Do, do, do the Tonga 

South She: Feisty Tongans

A lot more imposing than the Med party dance, the Conga, this Tonga war dance is the most recent of all.

But it comes by royal assent, penned by King Tama Tu’i Taufa’ahau Tupou IV in 1994.

To commemorate a successful tour of New Zealand that year. 

The Tongans are big into their Sea Eagles (who knew?) and famished unfurl they warn ‘the foreigner and sojourner beware’.

Haka can

Packs a punch: The New Zealand Haka

Of course no summation of the war dances you’ve been seeing at the RWC would be complete without the Haka.

And none of us knew then back in the day when we went to our first Scotland v New Zealand game at Murrayfield what it meant.

Although it didn’t put off the bould Timmy from running onto the pitch to do it with the mighty All Blacks and get ejected.

The ‘Ka Mate’ dates back even before the game to the 1820s.

When it was performed by the rangatira, or chief, and now by a muscley rugby player.  

Hands down: And a war cry

The story goes that Tama-nui-te-ra, the sun god, and Mrs Sun God Hine-Raumati who embodies summer had a son, or sun, called Tane-rore.

And he would dance for his mum and caused the air to quiver, the movement that is said to form the haka.

We assume he is the ‘hairy man’ of the Ka Mate who ‘summons the sun and makes it shine.’

Now with the Samoans drawing their latest World Cup adventure to a close against England we’ll enjoy the Manu Suva Tau for the last time.

Until of course the next time so we can say let’s have Samoa sports war dances.

 

Africa, Countries, Europe, Ireland, Oceania, Sport, UK

An Irish rugby conversion

As an Irish-Scot it’s when I’m at my most conflicted when it comes to international sports, but when it comes to egg-chasing mine’s is increasingly an Irish rugby conversion.

It wasn’t always so but then that’s 13 years in Ireland, and working in rugby heartland Ballsbridge in Dublin for you.

Scotland the grave

Scot the lot: Springjock Duhan van der Merwe

My own native land is Scotland of course, and let me remind you I followed them as a schoolboy through thin and thin in the late 70s and reported on them in even thinner times in the early 90s.

And now while the same can’t be said for Ireland in a football sense, in rugby the Boys in Green are actually for the most part Irish.

As opposed to a Scotland side which is filled with players who have been discarded by New Zealand, Australia and worst of all England.

In fact we’ve even coined a name for the legion of South Africans who have rebranded themselves as Scottish… Springjocks.

All of which running around aimlessly brings me to the imminent Rugby World Cup in France next year when I will more than likely be waving my Tricolour instead of my Saltire.

Now if you want to put yourself in the safest travel hands then get on board my old Irish pals Cassidy Travel‘s deals for France RWC 2023.

Deal us in

Vive La France: Les Bleus

Cassidy’s packages include return flights, return airport transfers, hotel accommodation (unless it’s a day trip) and t tickets,

So, whether you want a quick day trip, a longer 2-3-7 night option or a bespoke tailor-made sport holiday then Cassidy have you covered.

Game on

Drum up support: Romania

So without further ado here are the matches you can be at, starting with the Romania mania.

Rugby World Cup 2023 – Ireland v Romania

Day Trip Package to Bordeaux!

9th September 2023

Don’t have time to stay? No problem at all! Make it a day trip!

Ireland meet the European runners-up in Bordeaux.

Package Includes:

Return flights

Return Airport Transfers

Match tickets

All from €599pp!

Rand old team

Rainbow nation: South African support in the townships

Bok your team, if your team is Ireland, against South Africa.

Rugby World Cup 2023 – Ireland v South Africa

2 Night Package to Paris!

23rd September 2023

The perfect two-night deal for rugby fans!

Package Includes:

Return flights from Dublin or Shannon

Return Airport Transfers

2 Nights in a 3* Hotel

Match tickets

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From Bok to Jock

Split loyalties: Ireland v Scotland

And one where any Irish-Scot can’t lose.

Rugby World Cup 2023 – Ireland v Scotland

2 Night Package!

7th October 2023

Two-night deal for you to enjoy one of the best

Rugby World Cup France 2023 events.

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Return Airport Transfers

2 Nights in a 3* Hotel

Match tickets

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Pieces of eight

Hakademic: The All Blacks’ Haka

Rugby World Cup 2023 – Quarter Finals!

Tickets to both matches included!

14th & 15th October 2023

Should they progress, Ireland will then meet the winners or runners-up of Pool A,

which includes France and New Zealand, at the Stade de France.

Package Includes:

Return flights

Return Airport Transfers

2 Nights in a 3* Hotel

Match tickets for Both Games

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And, of course, if Ireland beat the All Blacks (and everyone defeats them these days) they get to keep them!

So get your green out and support the Boys in France next year.

And that even includes Irish-Scots looking for a proper team to support… it’s an Irish rugby conversion.

 

 

 

 

 

Africa, Asia, Countries, Deals, Oceania

The PIGS, the big winners on the UK Green List

All countries are created equal but some are more equal than others… let’s hear it for the PIGS, the big winners on the UK Green List.

We will all now be able to visit Portugal, Israel, Gibraltar and St Helena from May 17 from England.

Make a break for it

Keeeeep dancin’: With Judy Murray in Portugal

Portugal has always been a personal favourite and it’s also fun for all you sporty types too.

And they are being rewarded for their Clean & Safe project with this green light.

Temple of history: Jerusalem

Israel have been frontrunners from the get-go on the vaccination programme and I will be back communicating with the Promised Land through the week.

Vive Napoleon

Gibraltar and St Helena too.

I am indebted to my old colleague from the American Travel Fair Britain’s Young Travel Writer of the Year Lottie Gross for road testing Gib for us over the pandemic.

And to Napoleon for doing the same.

Through countries

Get the Braai on: Port Elizabeth township, South Africa

The one niggling issue though is the status of the through countries to get to Gib and St Helena with neither Spain nor South Africa on the green list.

St Helena remains unfinished business.

With my walk in the footsteps of Le Petit Caporal ahead of this month’s 200th anniversary of his death there cancelled at the last minute.

Ice, ice baby

Bracing: Iceland will invigorate you

But while the PIGS pushed themselves out, as they do, as the big winners on the UK Green List there are others celebrating today.

Iceland also makes it onto the list and a long-promised visit to the Iceland Phallological Museum where all the Big Dicks hang out.

While the Faroes too, between Iceland and Norway, await and are tempting us with nature and wellness and hairy Vikings.

Further afield Singapore, and Brunei are long-haul bucket list favourites.

Bonzer

Of course it used to be that being sent to Australia and New Zealand was a punishment.

And the poor peoples on those islands are still suffering, albeit different hordes now of English Gap Year students… see The Inbetweeners 2.

Falklands awe

The Falklands natives

The good folk of the Falklands and South Georgia came onto our radar 40 years ago next year when the Argentines laid their beach towels down.

It’s a long way to go for a penguin but we’re here to serve.

And so are our friends at G Adventures who have a 22-dayer from Montivideo, Uruguay to Ushuaia.

No me neither, nor how it works with Uruguay not being on the list, and near pariahs Brazil, but G Adventures will be all over it.

And we should just be glad we don’t have to go to war to get a holiday.

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