When you’ve overseen Canada’s most ramshackle motel you pitch for comfort and karmic surround and for Hollywood’s Peter Sussman it’s the Isle of Wight… Holy Cowes it’s an upgrade on Schitt’s Creek.
Probably because Schitt’s Creek producer Peter and his Irish wife Sara are in charge.
Rather than the shambling motel managers John Rose (Eugene Levy) and Stevie Budd (Emily Hampshire).
We don’t know what John and Stevie have in mind for Christmas out in Schitt’s Creek, probably David (Dan Levy) and mum Moira (Catherine O’Hara) singing All I Want For Christmas Is You.
That’s all Wight
Sitting pretty: Peter and Sara
But fear not Peter has no such kitsch in mind for you in Foresters Hall in classy Cowes.
Of course Hollywood coming to an island off the south coast of England is probably as unlikely.
As the multimillionaire video store mogul John Rose and his family washing up in backwoods Schitt’s Creek.
Christmas jumpers: And a smiling welcome
But it was here that Peter Sussman and Sara Curran, who had fallen for the old-fashioned charms of Cowes, saw out Covid lockdown.
The film and TV heavyweights and Sara has a CV including The Favourite and The Night Manager clearly know their hotels.
And swooped for Foresters Hall when it came up for sale.
Victorian era
Eat like a Queen: Vic
FH, a grade II-listed Georgian townhouse built in 1865, is located in Cowes’s old town conservation area.
And Cowes, being good enough for Queen Victoria who had her summer house Osborne House in East Cowes is good enough for us.
While you’ll want to perambulate on the Parade and while away your time on Gurnard Beach.
And take in yachtlife, which is what most of us know Cowes for, down by the harbour.
Now we are, of course, suckers for a good marketing pitch and FH’s Wight Christmas has us at hello.
Yule love this
R&R: At Foresters Hall
So taking a pause from the Halloween frenzy and throwing it forward to Yuletide we’re happy to promote FH’s Christmas offering.
Which is a three-night stay from Christmas Eve, afternoon tea with jazz band on arrival.
Comp hot chocolate bar, delicious dining, wellies for winter walks, late check out for a luxurious lie-in and music and merry-making…
All from £917.50pp sharing a cosy room with a kingsize bed.And from £1,385 for the same room for solo travellers.
Our party-loving hosts will encourage us to get into the swing of a night of music after luxurious dinner on Christmas Eve.
Party time: The Isle of Wight
While there are a list of activity options the next day before Smoking Lobster Chef Jake Storey’s traditional four-course Christmas Day lunch.
If you feel that’s all a bit wicked and you have to pay for your excesses then the tradition in these parts is to go for a Boxing Day (or Stephen’s Day as Sara is a proud Irishwoman) Swim from Gurnard Beach.
Or explore the island on the hotel’s complimentary bicycles, before a late lunch at Smoking Lobster Cowes (optional) on the High Street and its Asian-inspired menu.
A 3-course dinner will be available at the hotel for residents in the evening.So to bullet this out, that’s…
Christmas wrapped up
Wrap up: A poolside drink
Christmas Eve:
Afternoon tea with Mulled wine and Jazz
Christmas Cocktail
3 course dinner
Nightcap
Christmas Day:
Hot breakfast
Christmas Day Lunch
Leftovers Buffet
Boxing Day:
Hot breakfast with Bloody Mary
[lunch at Smoking Lobster Cowes is optional and not included in price)
3 course dinner
27th December:
Hot Breakfast
Late check-out
So we think you agree that Peter and Sara have Christmas wrapped up.
And Holy Cowes it’s an upgrade on Schitt’s Creek.
Bells on at New Year
Sleep it off: And a king size bed
If you’re locked into a family lock-in then FH can tease you with a New Year get-away.
A three-night stay at FH and ten-course tasting menu on New Year’s Eve itself, including a glass of champagne while listening to a Jazz Quartet.
From £1,420 for solo travellers and £947pp sharing.
It’s golden so it shouldn’t have taken this long… still. it’s with delight that we can at last say World Heritage Site Yes Yukon.
The Tr’ondëk-Klondike, in Canada’s northwest, has been officially inscribed as the Yukon’s second UNESCO World Heritage Site.
And the Yukon’s first cultural World Heritage site.
The Tr’ondëk-Klondike chronicles the Tr’ondëk Hwëch’in First Nation’s experiences and showcases the site and its 1,300 citizens.
And the history of the Klondike Gold Rush in Dawson City between 1874 and 1908.
And you’ll be forgiven for thinking that you’ve time-travelled back to those days.
Dawson City resembles a town frozen in time.
With elaborate dance halls, wooden boardwalks and historical buildings.
When 100,000 prospectors sought their fortunes during the Gold Rush.
Yukon do all this
Gold in them thar hills: Dawson City
Our friends in Yukon tell us that the Dänojà Zho Cultural Centre between June and September is the place to start.
Or take a guided tour of the Hammerstone Gallery in the Dawson City Museum to understand the Tr’ondëk Hwëch’in perspective of the gold rush era.
While just 55 kilometres from Dawson City lies Tombstone Territorial Park which boasts dramatic wind-carved alps, including the craggy granite peak of Mt. Monolith.
The interior of the park features rainbows of striking, wind-swept tundra.
If its northern lights you’re after then you’ll want to take in the Klondike Experience in Dawson City (February – October).
Tour guides will entrance you with cultural and historical stories about the region.
Catch of the day: Salmon strips in Moosehead Village
As you nibble on snacks and enjoy hot drinks around the campfire.
While you can’t visit the Yukon without riding on the mighty Yukon River.
You’ll be in the best hands with Tommy Taylor, a Tr’ondëk Hwëch’in citizen and Fishwheel Charter Services in Dawson City.
Tours offered include Dawson City river tours, custom multi-day river trips, custom single or multi-day snowmobile adventures, and rustic cabin rentals.
Nor will you have to take on one of those wild odysseys to get there, with our friends in the Yukon offering us these packages.
At 315 metres long and 65 metres tall, Meraviglia boasts an impressive 19 decks and up to 5,700 guests.
There are ten different types of cabins to choose from, including solo cabins, popular balcony cabins, and stylish accommodations in the MSC Yacht Club.
A 90-metre promenade lined with shops, restaurants and bars with an LED sky screen… all for the big party.
Indoor and outdoor pools and hot tubs, together with a water park and ropes course.
And different theatrical extravaganzas in Meraviglia’s 985-seat theatre.
So much better than bussing it up the eastern seaboard then when we know New England and Canada is a cruise.
North Americans are prone to boasting but when you’re one-twentieth of the world’s land surface you would, so it’s legitimate to set Race Across the World in Canada.
The BBC show sees teams of two compete in a sprint to a final destination.
Stopping at a number of checkpoints along the way.
Each duo has a limited budget, no mobile phone access and are not allowed to take a single flight.
Not surprising that they didn’t ask me along.
As I went into meltdown when I left my mobile behind in Mississippi.
Race Across Canada, of course, conjures up one of those madcap old road trip films.
And as much fun as it would be to channel your inner Burt Reynolds there are more relaxed drive holidays across the country.
And that’s where our friends at Canadian Sky, part of the Tropical Sky family, come in.
With these recommendations that match the adventures on Race Across The World.
Easy BC
Vancouver groovers: In British Colombia
The opening episode begins in Vancouver with teams having to find their way out of Stanley Park.
And into the wilderness of British Colombia and the magnificent Vancouver Island.
This self-drive itinerary is the perfect way to discover Vancouver Island.
A circular route from the waterfront capital of Victoria in British Columbia…
You’ll explore this laid-back city on foot and then drive through parks and coastal routes.
Take a bear-watching excursion at Campbell River to see grizzlies in their natural habitat.
And head to Canadian surf capital Tofino.
From Tofino, drive to world killer whale hub Telegraph Cove and take a whale-watching cruise.
A 13-night tour of Vancouver Island, departs 13th September 2023 from €3,199pps, including return flights, accommodation, and fully comprehensive car hire.
Yes Yukon
Ski and easy: Yukon
Spend 11 nights travelling the Yukon with this fantastic itinerary, spending time in Whitehorse, experiencing the renowned
Join the Gold Rush to Skagway and take in White Pass and Yukon Route Railway.
On this independent tour, with all hotels, transport and excursions booked in advance.
Spend three nights in a log cabin, trek and kayak to your heart’s content.
And take a day trip to the mountains of the Kluane National Park.
Experience a guided tour of Whitehorse and the Yukon Wildlife Preserve and enjoy time in Dawson City, including a historic tour of the gold fields.
An 11-night tour of the Yukon, departing 23rd August, is priced from €4,129pps, including return flights, accommodation and transfers.
Followed by one night at the Sundance Lodge, then three nights at Halfway Lodge, and a final night on the return ride at Sundance Lodge.
Guests will embark on a riding excursion of approximately five hours.
A seven-night riding tour of the Yukon, departing 6th September, is priced from €3,249pps, including return flights, accommodation, transfers and daily riding excursions.
Manitoba Big Five
Bear with me: Polar bear fun
And we have all gone in search of the Big Five in Africa.
But did you know about the Manitoba Big Five which you can do on your Race Across the World in Canada?
Well, it’s a black bear, polar bear, moose, beluga whale and bison.
Begin the adventure in the Riding Mountain National Park, with a wildlife drive.
Then, fly north to the town of Churchill on the edge of the tundra.
Churchill sees more than 300 nights of Northern Lights activity each year.
The final part of the adventure is on board a Tundra Buggy and involves looking out for summer polars bear roaming the waters of Hudson Bay.
A seven-night tour of Manitoba, departing 7th August, is priced from €7,269pps including return flights, accommodation and all excursions.
Ontario an old friend
Making a splash: NIagara Falls
And a chance to see beyond the Toronto of my brother’s younger days and discover Superior and Huron, the Canadian Great Lakes.
Not that you should miss Toronto, being sure to visit the famous Ripley’s aquarium.
Home to 450 ocean and freshwater creatures, before heading into the hills and sparkling lakes of Muskoka.
Hike the wilderness trails at Algonguin Provincial Park, then travel onto the dramatic landscapes of Killarney.
Come again, but this is as beautiful as its famous Irish namesake.
A highlight of the tour is the unique Manitoulin Island on Lake Huron where. you should hike, bike and kayak.
The tour ends with a loop back towards Toronto via Niagara-on-the-Lake and take in a Hornblower cruise.
A 14-night self-drive tour of the Canadian Great Lakes, departing 22nd September, is priced from €2,679pps, including flights, accommodation and fully comprehensive car hire.
Quebec mais oui
Magnifique: Quebec
This independent rail tour on VIA Rail takes you to Toronto, Ottawa and French Canada, Montreal and Quebec City.
Enjoy a full day trip to Niagara Falls, join a sightseeing tour of capital Ottawa, explore the beautiful walled city of Quebec, and discover Montreal with its thriving arts scene and quaint old town.
A nine-night rail tour, departing 18th October, is priced from €2,449pps, including return flights, accommodation and rail transfers with VIA.
New Scotland, Nova Scotia
Flying the flag: Old Scotland, Nova Scotia
Another rail route and we recommend North American rail service after our Amtrak trip through New England.
Meander through Quebec and New Brunswick en route to Nova Scotia on your Race Across The World Canada.
Starting with a few days in Halifax, discover the fascinating maritime city before boarding the Ocean train for a two-day journey through Nova Scotia and New Brunswick.
Then board VIA rail to follow the St Lawrence river to Montreal and take in a three-hour city tour to see all the highlights.
The final leg takes travellers from Quebec along the Quebec City-Windsor Corridor and through Ontario to Toronto.
A seven-night rail tour, departing 13th October, is priced from €1,949pps, including return flights, accommodation and rail travel.
New find, Newfoundland
Everyone helps out: Newfoundland
A real blockbuster, a 19-night tour taking in the many national parks of the Atlantic Canada region.
Take scenic hiking trails to spot exotic wildlife and hospitable locals in Nova Scotia.
Visit Gros Morne National park in Newfoundland, with rugged cliffs, waterfalls and glacial fjords and Canada’s smallest province, Prince Edward Island.
More hiking in Cape Breton Island in Nova Scotia, spotting birds, wildlife and moose along the way.
End the trip with a visit to the iconic Hopewell Rocks in New Brunswick and marvel at the Bay of Fundy.
A 19-night tour through Atlantic Canada, departing 5th September, is priced from €3,499pps, including return flights, accommodation and fully inclusive car hire.
And after all of that you’ll be able to say you’ve covered 2 per cent of the world’s land mass on your Race Across the World in Canada.
And the new base is a response to demand generated by Le Boat’s guests to include more convenient one-way trips to the Canadian capital.
And for those who don’t know the capital it’s more than just the parliament, regularly named one of the top ten parliaments in the world.
With its huge clock tower, the Peace Tower, which stands in the middle of the building.
Ottawa features world-class museums, beautiful scenery and a variety of unique neighbourhoods.
On the horizon
And on dry land: Get off your boat and bike it
Le Boat’s guests will benefit from six new itineraries, including convenient one-way trips to Ottawa from its main base in Smiths Falls, Ontario, or vice versa.
For the 2023 Season, Le Boat will be accepting delivery of two new Horizon Plus Cruisers (Horizon 1 Plus and Horizon 4 Plus) from Delphia Yachts.
Bringing their fleet on the Rideau to 32 boats.
The boating season on the Rideau Canal starts on 19 May and ends on 9 October 2023.
Clients will be able to cruise on the Horizon 1 Plus, Horizon 2, Horizon 3 and Horizon 4 Plus from Le Boat’s new base in Ottawa.
Justin time: Justin Trudeau
And will have the option of choosing short breaks (three to six nights).
Or longer journeys (seven-ten nights one-way or round-trip cruise options) starting in Ottawa or Smiths Falls.
Boating holidays start from just £1,121/€1187 for a four-night cruise.
Or from £1,874/€2161 for a seven-night cruise. Le Boat (+44 (0) 23 922 2177, www.leboat.co.uk)
You’ll certainly have a Rideau of your life with Le Boat.
And I guess that’s what The Big Fiddle is all about, the largest in the world.
Mad George’s wife’s town
Skip to it: King George
Charlottetown, named for Mad King George’s wife, has echoes of an olde world, with what looks suspiciously like jarvie racing (they call it harness racing) at the Red Shores Horsetrack.
Don’t hang around though, get a gallop on, because you know the ship won’t wait for you.
And the Big Apple
Laddie and Lady: On the Hudson
Whether you’re a prince or a New York Princess.
The Big Apple is waiting and there’s no time to waste.