Of course Happy Ever After can yield another and another and another in the movie fairytale world, particularly when it yields as many dollars as Shrek.
Shrek exploded onto our screens 20 years ago next month and it’s fair enough to say nothing was ever the same again.
More Shrek
And although we thought the release of Shrek Forever After, also called Shrek: The Final Chapter in 2010 would tie up the franchise why give up on the gift that keeps on giving?
Which makes you regret that omelette and stack of pancakes you took at breakfast.
He’ll be all right
No, Shrek 4-D is a tamer, more family fun interactive experience, but no less fun for all that.
Shrek’s ride
When we last left the layered one in Shrek Forever After he was grappling with fame in a Shrek lite theme park.
Before Rumpelstiltskin tricks him into giving it all up for just one day of his old life.
Big in Japan
Spoiler alert here.
But our favourite author extricates himself from his sticky moment and we caught up again in Universal Studios Hollywood on our superheroes’ get-together.
And both being of the Scottish variety, and both sharing some nasty habits we both got on like a swamp on fire.
Hear them roar
He’s invited me back so, of course, with a new film coming and Universal Resorts cranking up again for visitors.
With something new all the rime… I’m talking about you VelociCoaster me.
Shrek around the world
And because Shrek is beloved around the world and is big in Japan, our friends over there are enjoying him too.
Now for 2021 I’m thinking because it’s the Fifth Shrek we can have 5-D!
I’m on my way from misery to happiness ptoday, uhu-uhu-uhu-uhu!
That was the year that was – it’s 12 months now since I left my beloved Ireland for my first love Scotland.
I had though little intention of spending all my time in Scotia.
And instead had a long list of destinations to fill out the year.
So to mark the anniversary I’ll share the year that never was.
Off to a flier in Czech Hoptown
In the Strahov Monastery Brewery, Prague, in the Czech Republic
The Chinese lady with the mask on in the airport in Prague Airport seemed a curio at the time, a reminder of the latest virus that only affects Asia.
A few weeks later the fun and intimacy of the Czech Republic were but a warm embrace I clung onto as I entered lockdown in Scotland for the first time.
As I came out of isolation I engaged with my Czech friends again over the new-fangled Zoom app we were all compelled to use and toasted each other in time-honoured fashion Na Zdravie.
I was heartened to see them lay out a table for a feast along the Charles Bridge in the early summer and wished that I was back there again in Prague or in the Czech Republic’s Hoptown, Zatec.
I know this though that the Czechs will get through this because they have the best beer in the world, Pilsener Urquell.
Trump steals my Keys
Limin’ at a Key Lime shop in the Keys
Suitcase packed, bandana on, I was all set for my fly-drive around the Florida Keys when Donald Trump (remember him) closed the country to visitors while encouraging Americans to gather… at his rallies.
And so Hemingway’s six-toed cats, key line pie, Florida sunsets and easy living will just have to wait.
Of course the beauty of it is that Papa’s pussies won’t have had any idea that anything was even different about the past year.
Exile me in St Helena
Napoleon was here
And another on the back-burner is Napoleon’s island. No, not his birthplace, Corsica, or the one the British sent him to initially, Elba, but the one where he ended his days, St Helena.
St Helena, 1200 mile west of southwestern Africa is one of the most remote inhabitable islands in the world and is an ecological dream.
All of which makes you think that exile was a pretty good option back in the day. And if I end up needing to self-isolate anywhere then I’ll be back in touch.
Vegas or bust
What happens in Vegas: With Cami
Now I’ve always felt bad about leaving Cami from Utah at the bar at Harrah’s Las Vegas a few years ago and knowing she goes down there every weekend knew that she’d be there when I revisited in June.
The American Travel Fair was scheduled for Neon City and I was all booked and ready, my chips at the ready to make my million.
But alas I had to leave Cami waiting again and to get my fix of Vegas I had to make do with watching the world’s greatest band The Killers perform from the ceiling of Caesars Palace on YouTube.
The fair, IPW is slated for the Fall, and I’ll be expecting an Access All Areas ticket, Brandon.
And maybe even reprising my Mr Brightside from the Rising Star Karaoke Bar, CityWalk at Universal Orlando a few years ago.
And even get a painting lesson in his back garden.
But as the UK travel corridor policy became as chaotic as the Spinal Tap boys trying to get to their gigs, again I found myself blocked.
Now what is the French word for cup-de-sac?
Bergamo go, go, go
Bergamo fountains
And just as the year was petering out and I was resigning myself to my best chance of a trip down to North Berwick beach, Mamma Mia but one came off.
And in spectacular style.
The journalist in me had me tracking the evolution of Bergamo through the pandemic, it being the gateway to the virus in Europe.
And just in time I got over to Northern Italy to talk to the Bergamaschi and ask how they had got through it all and their advice on how we should all progress now.
There was specialist Lombardy food and wine, culture, history Donizetti music and art aplenty.
But the most beautiful picture was that of the emboldened Bergamaschi in the backdrop of their historic city, both in Citta Alta and Citta Bassa, the High and the Low City.
Now there are worse places to have spent this last year, with the view of the Firth of Forth from my window, Bass Rock bookending the beach and Edinburgh just along the road.
I’ve chosen to live by the sea all my adult life. It’s a primal thing knowing that exciting lands lie beyond.
I know that we’ll visit them again soon, and hopefully I can fill in the blanks above and add San Francisco, Chicago, New England and a host of other trips I had planned last year, and many to come.
You know you’ve arrived when they do that for you, believe me.
And that is exactly what they did when I visited DC as a guest of the American Travel Fair, IPW.
The 47th President of America: In Washington DC
The National Mall, for those of you watching the inauguration of President Joe Biden today, is the grassy stretch of land from the Washington Monument to the domed US Capitol.
The White House is to the north.
And flanked by all of this are the magnificent Smithsonian museums.
King for a day
US Capitol and Reflecting Pool, Washington DC
Out on that balmy May evening in Washington we were given the run of the place.
And we were treated to Aloe Blacc singing for us on stage, we were given a reception in the National Air and Space Museum.
Honest Jim and Honest Abe in Washington
The Reflecting Pool which many of you will know from Forrest Gump is the artery from the Washington Monument to the Lincoln Memorial.
I have a dream: The unfinished Martin Luther King statue in Washington DC
And the climax to the Civil Rights March on Washington in 1963 when he delivered his I Have A Dream speech.
Today Joe Biden spoke of unity from a platform in front of the heavily fortified US Capitol.
It is the very same seat of government that was besieged two weeks before.
Civil War memories
Ne-Yo in Washington
Only this year was different.
With Covid and the security threat since the Storming of the Capitol meaning it was a completely different audience.
Only dignitaries, soldiers and the symbolic flags of the 400,000 casualties of the virus in the eye line.
Much has been said about America and the times we are living through.
And President Biden is an eloquent man in his own right and has a team of speech writers to finesse his sentiments.
American hero: In Washington DC
The circumstances of this inauguration and the militarised zone have been likened to the Civil War.
And that naturally conjures up the spirit of Abraham Lincoln.
With malice toward none
View of Washington from Arlington
Lincoln has been channeled regularly by his successors who wish to establish their line to the Great Man.
Few have done him credit.
Only time will tell if President Biden will be able to fulfil the lasting mission of Lincoln.
But the challenge for him and any President is to honour the pledge given on Saturday, March 4, 1865…
With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds,
I don’t know if there’s a railtrack from Miami to Canada,
But here are planes (and ships), and just like the Scots who followed a dream I’m not giving up on mine.
The Proclaimers‘ peon to the Highland crofters who were displaced from their land and rebuilt their lives in North America still chills me to the bone.
And gets me up on my feet and twirling my kiltie, like here in Vicar Street in Dublin two tears ago.
The Scots who built America
Scots played a major part In the formation of the USA.
And you don’t have to have seem Hamilton for a history lesson, although it helps.
When Lin-Manuel Miranda announces himself as Alexander Hamilton, ‘a bastard son of a whore and a Scotsman’.
Someone left the cake out in the rain, I don’t think that I can take it, ‘Cause it took so long to bake it. And I’ll never have that recipe again – Donna Summer
And today as we mark a historic milestone, the coming of the Messiah of Travel 55 years ago, a word on cakes, songs and one particular song, MacArthur Park.
My own party piece for a family birthday is to leave the cake outside on the patio table before cranking up the song and then bringing it inside.
But what of the location of Donna Summer’s disco masterpiece cover.
The story goes that composer Jimmy Webb wrote it about the break-up of his relationship with Susie Horton.
That they would meet regularly for lunch in the park opposite Susie’s insurance office near Downtown LA where I’ve seen first hand its cultural snd historic growth.
And that he did see a cake left out in the rain and the old men playing checkers by the trees.
Wings over Los Angeles
It’s a thing in the States, outdoors chess and checkers.
And on a family trip to New York the Son and Heir played with a dude who claimed to have played with Bobby Fischer.
And just saying in the passing Mrs M will surely find the recipe again…
When I left Ireland it was Barack Obama with Hillary Clinton his projected successor, only to learn on my arrival in Florida that Donald Trump would be the next President.
Washington DC may be where Americans inaugurate their Presidents but it is Florida where they get over the line.
Yes, he does love Mexicans… in Epcot Centre
And who can forget the shenanigans around the Florida vote in George W Bush’s Millennium election victory over Al Gore?
And they’re off and running
The Happiest Place on Earth was struggling to put on their famous smiles when they collected our party four years ago.
But just like tonight when we observe America’s decision on who to put in the White House I had prepared for both eventualities.
…. And in Florida
And I had decided that seeing that my hosts for the week were Disney World I’d frame my story on The Donald.
He’s got a big mouth, is a bit quackers, and all that.
It’s all showbiz
America’s President is an all-encompassing figure from the very moment you arrive in the States.
Leader of the country, king (or queen), Commander In Chief and showbiz icon.
Which is why we’ve had an actor, Ronald Reagan, lothario, Bill Clinton, and salesman and dealmaker Donald Trump.
I saw too the reverence in which they’re held first hand when I saw the outpouring of grief for George Herbert Walker Bush when I visited Fort Lauderdale in Florida.
Kennedy’sWashington
I saw it again in Arlington Cemetery where there is a constant stream of mourners at the Kennedys’ grave.
While George Washington himself has his Memorial and Abraham Lincoln his big chair in the country’s capital.
Down the road in Philadelphia they still hold it dear that they were the burgeoning country’s early capital, and will always be the City of Brotherly Love.
Way to go Joe
And of course Pennsylvania is the hime state of Joe Biden.
New York defined Donald Trump growing up and building his name and reputation in his ow image.
And you’ll see his gleaming hotels all over America, with the memory of looking down onto his palace in Vegas on my way to the Grand Canyon seared in my mind.
The greatest prize though is Washington though and who gets the keys we may have to wait around to find out.
Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said young man pick yourself off the ground, I said young man ’cause you’re in a new town, There’s no need to be unhappy – Y.M.C.A. , The Village People