Hoppy 4th July… let’s celebrate American Independence Day the way the founding fathers would have, with good ale.
Because while we think we can drink we have nothing on Washington, all the Adamses, Franklin and Co.
Colonial Americans drank roughly three times as much as modern Americans, primarily in the form of beer, cider, and whiskey.
And uisce beatha (Gaelic for water of life) is probably what the Spirit of 76 was all about.
Our old friends at Westward Whiskey in Portland, Oregon, have already been on.
And they’ve been showing off their wares with a new product for Independence Day.
And they remind us (OK, we didn’t know) that they begin their process by brewing an artisanal American Ale from scratch.
They use locally malted barley, ale yeast, and a slow, low temperature fermentation.
We love our American whiskies and we will return to them in due cours.
But to make the tortured pun in the title of today’s blog work it’s all about the beer on today’s Independence Day.
Drunken Sam
A bucket of booze: In boozy Boston
Sam Adams: Now the great Bostonian rabble-rouser spent so much time swigging ale in radical public houses that his enemies nicknamed him Sam the Publican.
Sam, of course, took it as a badge of honour, and the Bostonians repaid him by putting his badge on their beers.
We all want to conserve our favourite destinations’ USP so as we don’t shake the Cook coconut tree.
And that’s why we leave the minutiae of building committee meetings to spreadsheet junkies.
While we fill in the colour of why our landscapes can grow so far but no further.
Climb the tree
The deep blue sea: And you’ll have a devil of a good time
Deep in the Pacific Ocean they understandably measure their growth against their most widespread feature.
And so developers on The Cook Islands are limited to how high they can build.
Against the measuring rod of coconut trees.
Brand new
Party time: In the Cook Islands
All of which builds up a picture of an island removed of modern branding.
And, you’d be right.
Its 15 islands are free of global brand hotels, chain restaurants, mass market fast-food outlets and traffic lights!
And people… with only 17,500 scattered across the isles.
Ready, steady Cook
Hands up: Tranquil evenings
You interested? Then you’ll be glad to hear that you can fly to the Cook Islands direct from Auckland with Air New Zealand and from next month Jetstar.
News on the return of direct flights from Sydney and Los Angeles will be released later this year.
And you’ll be good to go with a double vaccination, and without the need for a PCR or Antigen requirement.
News of which I hope to share with you for other travels I am planning and tearing my hair out trying to get over the line.
Back to quirky planning regulations and tales of keeping the skyscrapers down.
Philly steam ahead
Rocky and Jocky: In Philadelphia
Now proud Philadelphia doesn’t defer to its more celebrated east coast neighbour New York on anything.
Except on the size of its buildings… and with good reason.
Because their founder, William Penn, is keeping a watchful eye on his descendants.
The convention in the City of Brotherly Love is never to build higher than the peak of Billy Penn’s hat.
But somebody in the committee obviously had forgotten to read the memo.
Because with the 1987 construction of the One Liberty Place skyscraper they exceeded the height of Billy’s statue atop Philly City Hall.
And they lived to regret it when their sports teams failed to win a title until 2008 when the Phillies took the World Series.
Quirky buildings
Philly high: And the city skyline
So how did they do it?
Well, a year and four months before a statuette of the William Penn figure atop City Hall was affixed to the final beam of the Comcast Center.
And this made it the highest William Penn figure in the city at the time.
All good to know for when I come to be immortalised in my home city of Glasgow.
Tell us too about your destination’s quirky buildings superstitions and we’ll get this conversation going.
For now I’m back to these pre-departure tests and thinking how stressless the Cook Islands and others are making it.
And I’m happy to promote them because you don’t shake the Cook coconut tree.
Sounds very English village hall, but mais non, Ding Dong Merrily On High is a French Joyeux Noel, ditty.
The tune was originally recorded in the 16th century by Dijon‘s finest Jehan Tabourot in his study of French Renaissance social dance called Orchésographie.
Ca va, English composer and campanologist George Ratcliffe Woodward updated it with the old ding dong that we all enjoy.
Anybody who has spent any time in Boston will know that the locals get round by T… Boston T.
No, not an abbreviation for the drink for which it is most associated but rather the Tram, or trolly.
Which in my time working in Beantown in the Eighties I found started overland in my neighbourhood in Tremont Street before duckign down into the Subway.
And I got the whole authentic experience returning at night of seeing the long-tailed residents of the reclaimed harbour run around the tracks.
A real Bostonian experience for this traveller.
America is built on its rail networks which criss-crossed the coasts and coast to coast and which I dare say my Irish navvy antecedents helped build.
And while there is something romantic about a Greyhound or a Peter Pan coach, the same can be said for the train.
And particularly when our friends at Travel Department are at the controls.
The Rail East
East Coast USA by Rail incl. Boston, New York, Philadelphia & Washington DC: This 10-night holiday allows you plenty of time to enjoy each city with guided tours and free time to explore at your leisure.
You’ll begin your journey in Boston, and visit America’s oldest & most prestigious university on an excursion to Harvard.
For those who suffer under the misconception that America lacks history then visit Quincy Market and Faneuil Hall.
And immerse yourself in Boston Tea Party history down by the Bay.
Lady Liberty and Laddie Liberty: NY
Your next stop is the Big Apple where the locals know if you’re a tourist because we’re the ones who look up.
And you’ll find too that New Yorkers while tarred with always having an angle (true) are a friendly bunch.
Ring the bell: Philly
And one in fact came back through the turnstiles in the subway to help mia famiglia with our map and directions.
Next, history enthusiasts will be in their element as you take a tour of Philadelphia’s key highlights like the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall.
And he built his fortune which found its way down to Grace.
It subsequently helped her to forge her way in the acting world.
Kelly’s aye
Seeing that this site prioritises all things American and Irish then Grace Kelly walks, nay sashays, into our world.
Particularly as the Irish are celebrating her this month to mark 60 years since she and her famous family visited Cork.
The Imperial Hotel Cork has a 60th anniversary special by pitching their prices at, yes you guessed it, €60pps for June 26.
You can only wonder how many suitcases Grace, Rainier, Caroline and Albert had that day… or what treatment they received.
But thousands of Corkonians lined the South Mall and would have gladly served as her bell hop.
Imperial mint
You’ll be pampered too.
The historic 200-year-old Imperial, known as the Grande Dame of Cork, is putting on a two-night Princess Grace themed pampering package.
And a bespoke Princess Grace Afternoon Tea features artisanal pastries made in the hotel and is inspired by her fave things.
Dine at the hotel’s new restaurant Thyme at Seventy Six on the Mall where you can eat like a royal.
So that’s a Royal Beef Stew just like Grace and her famille did in 1961.
Tea pour deux
Afternoon Tea at Imperial Hotel Cork. Photo Joleen Cronin
That Princess Grace Afternoon Tea?… well, you’ll relax at High Noon (obvs) in La Fayettes, the stately tearoom that dates back to 1813.
And those favourite things of Grace’s that inform the pastry decorations?
How about a GK perfume bottle, a mini-Hermes handbag, a rose, Champagne and a selection of mini-sandwiches?
The 1hr 40mins Graceful Express spa treatment will allow you to channel your inner Grace (men be warned!)
The turn down service too has been especially developed with our heroine in mind with a new Princess Grace signature scent.
And all Graceophiles will know that Fleurissimo was her fave perfume, and this new signature scent will be infused with rose and bergamot.
Wall of fame
Dwell awhile in the lobby and peruse the archival newspaper exhibition.
And pick out too the famous people who have stayed here over the hotel’s 200 years.
The royal packages
To recap there’s that €60 special but because you want to be royally treated there are accessories.
That Princess Grace Pampering Package is from €195pp sharing and includes among other goodies one night’s dinner at Thyme and Prosecco for two at La Fayettes.
Royal-tea: And we’re channeling our Princess Grace
The Graceful Escape is a one hour 40 minutes treat you deserve and been saving for, for €180pp.
And tea pour deux is €60 avec Prosecco.
Now that is High Society!
Hello China: And she’s full of Grace, obvs
Princess Grace – what a Corker! And here’s the evidence.
No me neither, nor the singers Clifton Webb, Dorothy McGuire and Jean Peters who each sang the titular song.
But anyone who has ever been to the Trevi Fountain in Rome will either hear someone singing it there while throwning coins over their head into the water.
The beauty of a good song is trying to recreate it in your bedroom which is what hairbrushes were made for, although Patrick Swayze’s quiff just came naturally.
I always keep my watch set at the time of the last country I’ve been to so today that’ll be the Czech Republic.
The idea is to keep something of that destination and wanderlust with me though it can cause problems in the morning.
Beer O’Clock in Zatec
My strange habit all chimes with the Czechs, of course, with their love of an astronomical clock.
Prague‘s biggest attraction, in the Old Town Square obvs but also the clock in Hoptown, Zatec, and its homage to beer.
Scot late the Great
You’re late… but that’s OK in Edinburgh
Balmoral Hotel, Edinburgh: And, of course, today I’ve been all over the place, and logging on for work that was a full month ago.
Now the fastidious and ever-so-decent people of Edinburgh look after people like me.
By setting their clock three minutes fast to allow people rushing for their train at nearby Waverley Station enough time.
Set in the New Town, staring across Princes Street Gardens and up to Edinburgh Castle it also allows you more time to take it all in.
Philly’s hour of need
Billydelphia
Philadelphia City Hall, Philadelphia: And it will come as little surprise to you that I turned up for my Zoom meeting from Washington DC five hours early.
I make only a few apologies for resharing Philadelphia’s Curse of Billy Penn because clocks and times give me that opportunity today.
The 21-year curse on Philly‘s sports teams arose because of the construction of One Liberty Hall.
It exceeded the height of Billy’s statue atop City Hall… a real no, no.
It was all resolved when a statuette was affixed to the final beam topping off the Comcast Cener, now the city’s tallest building.
And the Phillies took baseball’s World Series
Tenerife timing
Give me a bell: Tenerife
Iglesia de la Concepcion, San Cristobal de La Laguna: You’ll be breathless after saying all this.
And breathless from the steps, particularly if you’ve been hiking through rain forests and hills on your CanariaWays trip.
But the views are spectacular. Just don’t ring it too early. Too late.
Ancient times
Time goes slowly: Im Petra
Petra, Jordan: And it may look like a temple to you and me but it’s actually a Treasury.
The same thing to the Nabateans.
It’s also though a timepiece with coded messages.
You won’t need Indiana Jones to decode them though.
Zuhair, G Adventures, expert man on the ground will give you the full lowdown… and Jordan Jimmy will do the rest.
Ben O’Clock
The Elizabeth Tower, Westminster, London: And, of course the tower with the most famous clockface in the world.
Only everyone thinks it’s called Big Ben.
But that is the name of the largest of its five bells.
So who was Ben? Well, either ‘Big’ Ben Hall, the first Commissioner of Works or the boxer Benjamin Caunt.
And judging by what a mess England are making of their cricket Test series in India, maybe they’ll go back to baseball.
There are few things more American than baseball.
And that obviously means that it came from somewhere else.
And this somewhere else is England where it had been a folk game.
Lord’s, the home of cricket, gave itself over to baseball for the first time when it hosted the Boston Red Stockings and the Philadelphia Athletics in 1874.
And Slugger Jimmy in the USA
So for all the big Wembley and Tottenham Stadium American Football matches it’s not a new phenomenon.
To bring American sporting franchises over to the Old Country.
We do, of course, have splendid memories of Aer Lingus‘s biennial American Colllege matches at the Aviva. Happy days!
In truth Beantown and Philly are winners when it comes to sport and you can’t visit without being touched by their love of their athletes.
Paris, non
Bravo: On World Cup final day
And the hairy-arsed Scots who make a biennial pilgrimage to Paris to converge around the Arc de Triomphe.
And watch their Bravehearts lose to Les Bleus were unable to do so this year.
So too did the Scotland rugby team whose match against Les Bleus of France was called off when the home outfit was hit by Covid.
Paris hasn’t always been kind to this hairy-arsed Scot either.
I had my butt kicked when I kipped down for the night in Paris Saint-Lazare railway station in my summer holiday down on the French Riviera after schoool.
The butt-kickers en force were the Gendarme…
And it wouldn’t be my first brush with the French law who took offence to me stopping the traffic in Saint-Raphael.
Let’s be Frank about Bruno
This year? When I’ll be back in Vegas
For those of us whose golden years (so far) were the Eighties Frank Bruno was ubiquitious, know what ah mean, Harry.
And his story was inexorably tied up with that of Mike Tyson’s though he was merely a punchbag for the Baddest Man on the Planet.