We’d instinctively be internationalists and Europhiles, but we say here packet in and hands off our Smoky Bacon crisps.
Scots can rightly claim the Golden Wonder Smoky Bacon crisp as their own, surprisingly only as recently as the Sixties.
At the same time as barbecue crisps (or chips) were all the rage in America.
Spud we like

The first flavoured crisp, and the game changer as readers here all know, was invented by Joe ‘Spud’ Murphy in 1954.
The Cheese & Onion tayter or Tayto.
Now if crisps matter to you, and think of a world where you’re nibbling carrots instead, then we should say…
Mais non Pierre or nein Hans to trying to stop us branding Smoky Bacon crisps.
The logic is it puts ‘meaty’ names on veggie food supposedly deceiving the shopper.
Tayto flying the Irish flags

Now the best way to test the arguments is to sample the product for ourselves where they’re actually made.
Disappointingly, unlike say chocolate, there is a shortage of such crisp experiences.
With Tayto flying the flag in the homeland of flavoured crisps in Ireland.
With the Famous Tayto Castle Tour in Tandragee in the North of Ireland.
Tayto is all-go

While charmingly as is so often the case in Ireland there is a schism between Northern Protestant Taytos and Southern Free Staytos.
With, in this instance, the South turning its back on its Tayto heritage.
By discontinuing its Tayto Factory Tour and crisp giveaway.
When its Co. Meath theme park switched name and sponsorship from Tayto to Emerald Park in 2023.
The Wonder of Scotland

For us here in Britain, and remember that Scotland played its part with Golden Wonder.
With baker William Alexander founding the company in 1962 in Stockbridge, Edinburgh.
The closest we get to a tourist experience is Golden Wonder pop-ups in the Waverley Centre in Edinburgh and St Enoch Centre, Glasgow.
Where The World of Wonder helps you make your own flavours… and remember this is the home of haggis.
And brought Britons their first Cheese & Onion crisp.
A crisp reply

Bringing it all round again, which the best crisps are, Tayto Group Ltd, the Northern Irish version, took over Golden Wonder.
So there’s politics in everything which British prime minister Andy Burnham and his European pals would do well to remember.
Because as any Scot will tell you… you can take our land but you can never take away our Smoky Bacon crisps.




























