My Dear Old Dad was as straight as they come apart from on the course, but I’d have opened him up to a hole lot of fun in Portrush and around the world.
The truth is we enjoyed playfully sending him up.
So one Christmas we bought him a joke book The World’s Most Difficult Holes.
Which included tees on the peak of one mountain and greens on another.
And, of course, Mum had to get us to stifle our laughter as he scratched his head about how to play the hole.
Somewhere on a heavenly practice green my Dear Old Dad is bestowing unasked for advice on a major champion.. me, I’m Hilton Head of the pack at the golf in Troon.
The famous golfer was Aussie David Graham, the ‘expert coach’Glasgow Hilton Park’s very own James G Murty and the year 1982.
Tiger on the prowl: Channeling his inner Woods
When club hacker Jimmy G tut-tutted at the US Open and USPGA champ’s missed putt and opined: ‘Never up, never in.’
While the 4-star Europa Hotel is renowned for its ballroom and cabaret nights where we saw Belfast Boy Van Morrison, who remember brought us Madame George, in concert.
It has also put on the shows of Ru Paul’s drag queen’s Gigi Goode and Gottmik hosted by local queen, Misty Falls.
Pride of Ulster
Derry flair: Getting ready for Derry Pride
Further afield the Foyle Pride Festival (23-25 August) in Derry City has a full programme of events,
Including the Parade on 24th August at 2pm.
It follows a historical route through the city and retraces the steps of the first-ever Civil Rights March in 1968.
And for something a little bit different then the Royal Residence at Hillsborough Castle (County Down) is inviting people to attend LGBTQIA+ tours.
Led by an expert guide on 19th, 21st, 26th July & 2nd, 4thAugust.
The tours will shed light on everything from royal relationships and scandals to activism and shifting societal attitudes.
With the tour also providing a look at the Castle’s beautiful collection of artefacts and paintings.
Every day is a burst of July
Tour de force: Hillsborough Castle & Gardens.
So while my old stomping ground of the Republic of Ireland’s capital will be dearest to my heart.
When at this time of the year it becomes Dublin’s Fairy City.
The party must go on and that means heading North.
Where in the parlance of the song every day is the (insert number) of July.
Every day’s a poll day around the world and while the UK’s political poster boys and girls will go to the recycling centre tomorrow, others will pop up elsewhere.
If you’ve got election ennui, are sick of candidates smiling down on you.
Tomorrow, July 4, will be my first British general election in nearly 20 years and one of the very few areas where the Brits score is in how clean their elections are.
No, the parties sling more dirt than an incontinent dog at a lamp post, it’s that they curtail the amount of posters they allow on them.
In my old stomping ground of Ireland very definitive rules surrounded the erection of posters at election times.
Only that was countered by the fact that with numerous candidates returned around constituencies.
As part of the proportional representation system the lamp posts creak with the number of posters.
Poster your sell-by date
Poster boys: Irish election in Greystones
So everybody breathes a sigh of relief when it is all over and they come down and you get your vistas in your cities, towns and villages back.
Posters and ties used to erect them need to come down within 7 days of the polling date.
Local councils will remove posters left up, and they can seek the costs of doing so back from the party or individual who put them up.
And after that, individuals or parties can be fined €150 for each poster that remains on display under the littering law.
Now you don’t have to be a political geek (guilty) to feel that you’re getting something a little bit extra.
If you visit a country when an election is going on.
And this year more people are voting in elections than at any time in history.
Votes through the years
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Of course the ones closest to our hearts here are in the UK and the US.
I remember well becoming engaged in the process IN 1982 when our sleepy suburb of Glasgow Hillhead was invaded.
By the British media when SDP political heavyweight Roy Jenkins carpetbagged his way into town.