The roguish instinct in us is to smile at aristocratic misfortune but this is why heists are not a victimless crime.
Not that we’re suddenly siding with the elites but on the back of the Louvre robbery we’re reflecting on an attack on all art lovers.
Because make no mistake the assault will not just cost the museum but you and me too.
With ever-greater security checks, lines and higher cover costs and special exhibitions.
With entry to the Louvre costing us €22 and €31 for a combined ticket and guided tour.
Moaning Lisa

We all saw, of course, the dramatised reenactments of the seven-minute robbery of the priceless royal jewels.
And the hordes of visitors shepherded out of the iconic Parisian pyramidical building.
Many of whom could have saved up and waited years for their trip to Paris.
And the chance to see the Lady with the enigmatic smile.
An arm and a leg

And there are other draws, the one-armed Milo de Venus and Jacques-Louis David’s The Coronation of Napoleon.
And the Galerie d’Apollon with that collection of French Crown Jewels.
Art galleries are, naturellement, one of the great leisure activities available to us all.
With many free to the public.
Where you can see the great masters and art from your own country.

Contrast that with sports, music concerts or theatre experiences.
With the average cost of a ticket up the road in the Parc des Princes to see European champions Paris Saint-Germain £185.
The art of the matter

So while we enjoy an oul Las Vegas Oceans Eleven heist flick.
If you’re a tourist who loves their Van Gogh, Rijksmuseum, Crown Jewels at the Tower of London, Raphael Rooms in the Vatican or Louvre.
Just think again if someone comes up to you in the bar and offers a jewel from the Louvre for your amour’s finger.
That the cost and stress might come back at you because heists are not a victimless crime.





























