It’s the best of times… well, you know the rest, it’s a tale of deux sittings London and Paris.
But what Le Dickens, the French will be choking on their consomme as les rosbifs have only pipped them in a poll of top European foodie cities.
Dutch lifestyle magazine Dailybase analysed Tripadvisor data to uncover the number of 5-star reviews for eateries in 193 European cities.
And the Big Smoke came out on top with 2,906 5-star reviews for restaurants, cafes, bars and pubs.
Paris has 2,898, ahead of Barcelona 1,475, Rome 1,407 and Athens 1,403.
London calling

Dailybase flags up London’s traditional pub culture where you’ll find homemade pies and roast dinners.
As well as a host of Michelin Star restaurants to tantalise your tastebuds, making it the perfect destination for your next city break.
And I still get drawn back to Punch and Judy in Covent Garden where we got my post-university American odyssey underway with a long-gone pal.
Seine choice

Foodies are obviously drawn to French pavement cafes and to their specialities in Paris.
Such as escargot and entrecôte, a premium cut of steak to relish with chips in top-rated French bistros.
Although maybe stay away from the expensive Left Bank.
Ramblas rambler

Barcelona boasts terrific tapas, and those moreish patatas bravas, cubes of potato in a spicy tomato sauce.
And as well as the classic rice dish, paella.
And a shout-out here to My Fucking Restaurant, an Aussie high-end eaterie on Las Ramblas.
Eternal sitting

Rome ranks fourth, with 1,407 reviews awarding the Italian capital city 5-stars for its food and drink joints.
Dailybase recommends traditional pasta carbonara and cacio e pepe, two simple yet flavourful spaghetti dishes.
While we’ve got our own fave trattoria by the Pantheon.
Greece is the word

Just behind in fifth is Athens where you have to dig into the savoury souvlaki.
Which are skewers of flavourful meat grilled over an open fire, alongside the minced lamb dish moussaka.
We’ll pass over the Athens bistro where we got stuck in a lift for half an hour and had to get hoiked out by firemen.
And instead point you in the direction of the Athens Riviera for the last word in veggie and salad.
So, really it’s more than a tale of deux sittings London and Paris.
Because central to a city’s delights is its food.
























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