This was the day Travel fought back exceptionally.
I have discovered since returning to the UK last year after 13 years in Ireland that a sinister exceptionalism, dressed up as nationalism, stalks the island.
Our clarion call
Get on board
Britain wants to be treated as an exception in the world from the continent in which the Ice Age determined it must lie.
And within that island its northern part is claiming that it should be treated as an exception.
Forget about that ridiculous ubiquitous Ed Sheeran,, Country star Steve Earle’s Galway Girl is the definitive tribute.
Some of my earliest longings and fumblings were for Galway girls, on holiday to a Salthill mobile home park.
Of course, in the late 70s and early 80s, the tradition for awkward, gawky Glaswegians was to sit in the corner and well, just gawk at the girls.
The Salthill Strand
Galway, this year’s European Capital of Culture, tops a Conde Nast Traveler Readers Choice Awards list of favourite cities.
And they’ll just love beating Dublin into second place.
The two Irish cities push the jewel of the Med, Valletta, into third.
The Maltese city boasts, for me, the most gorgeous harbour in the world.
And memories… I bent down there to tie my shoelaces 26 years ago, Miss F shouted Yes and one year later became the Indomitable Mrs M.
While my readopted city of Edinburgh also makes it onto the list at No.7 and the epic Athens at No.9.
Green Mickey
Ears to you, Mickey
Maybe y’all missed No Coal Burning Mickey, the eco-friendly alternative to Steamboat Willie, but Da Mouse is right on point with cleaning up the planet.
Mickey has come out on top of an Uswitch eco-friendly poll of the leading tourist spots around the world.
Who knew? Well, you do now.
Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney in Florida boasts a 270-acre 50+megawatt solar facility which operates enough sun to operate two Disney parks.
The solar facility has the power to reduce annual greenhouse gas emissions by more than 52,000 metric tons.
Which is equivalent to removing 9,300 cars from the road each year.
Of course the warmest thing you can get at Magic Kingdom is a Mickey hug. And here’s to when we can all repeat this.
And, of course, his is a hug that wraps around the world, from Florida to California, to Paris, to Hong Kong.
I had been planning it for a year since Miss F’s best pal had got married – and it ended up being Malta.
I had a vision that it would have been Istanbul on the Bosphorus but that wasn’t to be but there’s water around Malta. Right?
Only as we traipsed around Bugibba I couldn’t find the restaurant with a piano on the front which I’d been looking for.
Miss F being fair was getting tetchy in the beating sun and the atmos wasn’t conducive for a proposal.
But I went ahead anyway (I still maintain I was only down on one knee to tie my shoelace) and she yelled yes.
The sands of time
I’ve been back (without her, but I hasten to say not with someone else) Malta easer.
If I was to do it all over again, and in this a Leap Year here’s where I’d hope she’d ask the question.
Turkish delight (obviously!)
Istanbul: I fulfilled a lifetime‘s ambition last year by visiting the majestic Turkish city which straddles Europeand Asia… Wham bam, thank you Hamam.
And it surpassed even my wildest expectations.
Yes, Herself knows I like the flesh of an animal and Sultanahmet Koftecisi http://www.sultanahmetkoftesi.com does the best kofti meatballs in the city.
But if she really wants to romance me she’ll take me on the Bosphorus with TTG Travel (Turkish Travel Group) www.turkeytravelgroup.com.
The crossroads of Europe and Asia and where I’d planned to get engaged 25 years previously.
On the Bosphorus where I made up for last year.
On a boat cruise with me singing along to Abba’s Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy (A man after midnight) and my pal did his Dancing Ian.
And, of course, the Hagi Sofya, the Blue Mosque, the Grand Bazaar, whirling dervishes and the hamam where Florence Nightingale and Kate Moss went (https://www.cagalogluhamami.com.tr.