And let’s not be shellfish here that someone else is getting abroad, that Aer Lingus is flying turtles to the Canaries.
No lateral flow tests, no 72-hour PCR test, no passenger locator forms…
Well, this turtle is Canarian.
Julius Caesar (stay with me here) has been kicking his stubby feet in Co. Down, Northern Ireland, for the best part of a year and a half.
The loggerhead sea turtle washed ashore in 2019.
Hail Caesar

Julius Caesar, thus named by the Donegal family who found him because of his fighting spirit, has been recuperating in Down.
At the Exploris Aquarium in Portaferry where they have put the poor fella back together again.
JC was just three months old when he was swept along the current (and who hasn’t been there).
And he was carried along the Gulf Stream to Co. Donegal.
Donegal diver



The poor wee thing was underweight, just under a few hundred grammes, and suffering from hypothermia.
So it was just as well that it was Donegal where he was found.
Because Ireland’s most northern county boasts the warmest people in the world.
OK I’m biased as my Dear Old Mum and her people are daughter and sons of the sod.
The Ulster folk are famous for their hospitality as anyone who has enjoyed their ‘wee’ Ulster Fry will testify.
Turtle’s Ulster Fry



So it’s no surprise Donegal’s fellow Ulsterians filled JC up.
Those pounds piled up on a diet of fish mixture, squid and gel.
Just a thought here but I might just have been a turtle in a previous life.
As I’ve got on famously with them in Barbados and in the Maldives.
Well, after 20 months being pampered in Ireland the day finally came today for JC to head home to the Canaries.
And when you travel from Ireland you need to promote the national airline carrier.
And of course Aer Lingus was only too happy to fly JC on the EI 782 to veterinarian Pascual Calabuig at the Tarifa Wildlife Recovery Centre on Gran Canaria.
Turtle on board



JC’s minder Portia Simpson is going along for the company.
Our turtle, now weighing 25kg, is protected in a specially designed waterproof crate.
I can only say the best things about Aer Lingus’s flight experience… and the same can be said for turtles.
JC is not the first turtle that Aer Lingus has repatriated.
Another rogue loggerhead turtle, Leona, was found in Co. Clare in 2013 and transported to Las Palmas, Gran Canaria by Aer Lingus in December 2014.
This is your pilot speaking



Pilot Captain Peter Lumsden introduced the VIP to the passengers.
‘It is our pleasure to welcome aboard a very special passenger today and to ensure the safe transportation of JC the Turtle to Gran Canaria.
‘Keeping the turtle’s temperature above 19 degrees is critical to his wellbeing and he requires regular monitoring and shell lubrication so placing him in the aircraft hold was not an option.
‘Like all of us on the flight today, I’m sure he is looking forward to the warmer climate upon landing.’
Turtle minder
And so say all of me. The Canaries are a pleasure any time of the year, but especially in the late summer after a year in cold storage.
So the next time Portia needs a hand, then I’d be happy to fly turtles to the Canaries.