Asia, Countries, Europe, UK

Queen Victoria the Twelfth Night killjoy

And wherever you are in the world enjoy your Epiphany while Britain in its exceptionalism sits it out because of Queen Victoria the Twelfth Night killjoy.

Most Britons have already cocked a snook at superstition by taking their Christmas Tree down before the Twelfth Night.

That very same tree wasn’t around before Vic’s hubbie Prince Albert, of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha introduced it.

But public partying and the decorations we’re supposed to keep up into January were much to Vic’s chagrin.’

Of course as is the way of it that was only after Her Royalness had had her fun with it.

No Saxe please, we’re prudish

Flagging: Queen Victoria

The Saxe-Coburg-Gothas were well into Twelfth Night would regularly attend the theatre on that eve.

Perhaps even to watch Shakespeare’s titular play.

And even had a Twelfth Cake made especially for the occasion.

But then come the 1870s, she banned the festivities because the plebs were making it too rowdy… God bless her!

Of course, today the rest of the world will unite in a common holiday while Britain sneers, just the way they like it. 

Making a splash

On the Jordan side: Where Jesus was baptised

Taking a dip in chilly waters is customary on the day The Magi are said to have made their pilgrimage to the Baby Jesus.

Quite why we don’t know although there is some suggestion that John the Baptist blessed Jesus on this day.

Of course, in some places such as Ireland going for a dip in the seas or rivers or loughs is just every day of the year.

In the River Jordan Eastern Orthodox Christians take the opportunity of the Epiphany.

To draw extra blessings with purification in the holy waters in Israel.

Although, we’d advise you to resist the temptation to join in.

Particularly if you’re standing on the opposite bank in Jordan.

As an eagle eye will spot gun-wielding Israeli soldiers among them looking for people swimming across the matter of metres to their side.

No such risks for those who jump in the River Vlatva which runs through Prague.

And there’s probably something more prosaic about their intentions.

The Czechs being the biggest beer drinkers per head of the population in the world and this being the culmination of Christmastime festivities.

Guide us to thy perfect light

Wise guys: Three Wise Men

One allowance Britons do make around the Feast of Epiphany is the singing of the specific Magi carol We Three Kings of Orient Are.

Written by the Pennsylvania pastor Reverend John Henry Hopkins Jnr, who showcased the hymn.

In his holiday pageant for the General Theological Seminary in New York in 1857.

Now whether you believe you’re entitled to continue your Christmas carousing on Epiphany or are more pious about the partying like Vic.

Let’s hope someone visits with gold, frankincense and myrrh.

Regardless of what Queen Victoria the Twelfth Night killjoy thought about it all.

 

America, Asia, Europe, Ireland, UK

Every day’s a poll day around the world

Every day’s a poll day around the world and while the UK’s political poster boys and girls will go to the recycling centre tomorrow, others will pop up elsewhere.

If you’ve got election ennui, are sick of candidates smiling down on you.

And will be glad when it’s all over then spare a thought for our neighbours across the water in Ireland.

Tomorrow, July 4, will be my first British general election in nearly 20 years and one of the very few areas where the Brits score is in how clean their elections are.

No, the parties sling more dirt than an incontinent dog at a lamp post, it’s that they curtail the amount of posters they allow on them.

In my old stomping ground of Ireland very definitive rules surrounded the erection of posters at election times.

Only that was countered by the fact that with numerous candidates returned around constituencies.

As part of the proportional representation system the lamp posts creak with the number of posters.

Poster your sell-by date

Poster boys: Irish election in Greystones

So everybody breathes a sigh of relief when it is all over and they come down and you get your vistas in your cities, towns and villages back.

Posters and ties used to erect them need to come down within 7 days of the polling date.

Local councils will remove posters left up, and they can seek the costs of doing so back from the party or individual who put them up.

And after that, individuals or parties can be fined €150 for each poster that remains on display under the littering law.

Now you don’t have to be a political geek (guilty) to feel that you’re getting something a little bit extra.

If you visit a country when an election is going on.

And this year more people are voting in elections than at any time in history.

Votes through the years

He’s not going away: Donald Trump in 2020

Of course the ones closest to our hearts here are in the UK and the US.

I remember well becoming engaged in the process IN 1982 when our sleepy suburb of Glasgow Hillhead was invaded.

By the British media when SDP political heavyweight Roy Jenkins carpetbagged his way into town.

In your face: Elections Northern Ireland style

And saw off the challenge of a young Labour hopeful George Galloway (wonder what happened to him?)

I’ve picked up the vibe of numerous US Presidential elections from being in Boston.

When their darling Mike Dukakis was running against George HW Bush.

Through Barack Obama‘s procession to the White House.

And then being in Washington DC to see the nodding Hillary Clinton dolls in the shops.

Under African skies: In South Africa

And in North Virginia where Trump/Pence hoardings stood in every garden.

Trump, of course, is the great survivor of modern politics but it took me by surprise to see postering for Saddam Hussain in Jordan.

While I stood in the Voting Line in Port Elizabeth in the Eastern Cape in South Africa at the time of their election.

Pick-up at the polls

Saddam fool: Hussain is still being trumpeted in Middle East

Yes, every day’s a poll day around the world.

And so I’ll trot off to the polls tomorrow and if you’re a visitor to our country take it all in.

Because that poster that you see on the floor might not be the end for that candidate.

With the gentleman you see at the top here only going on to become Ireland’s leader, the Taoiseach.

Our old Greystones TD Simon Harris.

 

 

Countries

The countries where all roads lead to roam

And we’ve all gripped the armrest on that coach, taxi or uber in the European roads that lead to ruin but what about the countries where all roads lead to roam.

But it might surprise you which are the safest and which are the most dangerous.

With Norway and the Nordic countries (Sweden second and Denmark fourth) coming out tops.

And don’t they always?

Norway leads the way in Europe when it comes to electric vehicle charges.

It’s just the walking that trips me up in the fjords or was that a shape-shifting troll?

Norwegians could

Off the beaten track: In Norwegian fjords

Our survey today, from Vignetteswitzerland.com, analysed the latest data from the European Transport Safety Council.

To see which countries had the highest road deaths per million inhabitants.

Norway is statistically the safest country to drive in in Europe.

With 2022 showing that the country only had 21.38 deaths per million inhabitants, the lowest of any European country.

Compared to 2012 data, this is a 26.48% drop from across the decade, with 2012 having 29.08 deaths per million inhabitants.

No sweat in Sweden

That way: Sweden

Sweden comes second on the list of safest countries, with just 21.72 road deaths per million inhabitants.

Compared to 2012 data, this is a drop of 27.74% from when the country had 30.05 road deaths per million inhabitants.

Coming in third place is the United Kingdom, which comes in with 25.89 road deaths per million inhabitants.

The change in road deaths is less significant than other entries on the list.

With a drop of just 9.51% from 2012, where road deaths sat at 28.61 per million inhabitants.

Denmark takes fourth place, with 26.22 road deaths per million inhabitants in the 2022 data.

A 12.38% drop from 2012 when the country had 29.93 road deaths per million inhabitants.

Swiss like clockwork

Snow bother: In the Swiss Alps

Rounding out the top five is Switzerland, which comes in with 27.58 road deaths per million inhabitants.

A 35.29% drop from the 2012 data, the most of the top ten safest countries, with 42.62 road deaths per million inhabitants.

Now the best ways to get around Switzerland, of course, are on a pair of skis, by foot or by train.

Or why not all three?

We’ll save the countries where the driving is out of control.

Eyes on the road

Fur play: That’s the way to drive

Suffice to say the top five are Romania, Serbia, Bulgaria, Croatia and Portugal.

Mind you, I’d say that the most hazardous country is anywhere I’m driving.

And don’t even let me on the other side of the road… which is exactly what mes amis in the French Riviera decided.

Wheely? In France

Instead take the load off and let someone else behind the steering wheel.

In the countries where all roads lead to roam.

 

 

Countries, UK

Darlings of the Fringe

All the greats started out at the Edinburgh Festival… The Python Boys, Not The Nine O’Clock News, Robin Williams, Fleabag and the Forth Stanza, darlings of the Fringe.

The Fab Five: The Forth Stanza

You’ll obviously have heard of us, Martin MacIntyre, award-winning Machair and Edinburgh University Gaelic Writer of Residence.

Douglas Watt, who spawned the 17th century retrospective whodunit John McKenzie series of novels.

Stewart Mercer, Professor of Primary Care and Multimorbidity at Edinburgh University.

Ed McCabe, owner of London’s Ceilidh Club and Kelta Fit dance exercise programme.

And your award-winning Travel writer, globetrotter and friend to the stars.

Phoebe fun: Ms Waller-Bridge as Fleabag

Who 21 years ago this month rocked the international Fringe (well, got a dozen guests each night of our poetry group run).

Fringe benefits

Fiery stuff: The Festival

And that’s the whole thing about the Fringe.

It is open to every wannabe theatrical thesp, coming comic or proselytising poet.

The Fringe wrapped up as all events and shows like to put it today.

And with being just 20 miles from Edinburgh, here in coastal North Berwick, I dodged the crowds to return up the Royal Mile to our venue.

Which, of course, I have done hundreds of times in passing… and still no plaque!

Dara’s darling

Georgie girl: Georgie Greer

Now all of those greats had a dream in common and small beginnings.

As Irish comedian Dara Ó Briain reassured one Fringe act this year when only one person attended their show.

Before with Dara’s endorsement the said act Georgie Greer packed the audiences.

Fringe favourites

Street entertainment: On the Royal Mile

Back when we were wowing the aisle with such social observation as Ken, political wrap as A Wake Up For The People.

And Vasectomy on St Andrew’s Day, Tarraing Sorcha, Poem on a Till Roll and Letting Go.

Social media was in its infancy.

And so as we take a trip back down Memory Lane, or the Royal Mile.

For those who were there, or followed us on our journey, to perform at the Scottish Storytelling Centre further down the Mile.

Or Sabhal Mòr Ostaig on the Isle of Skye.

They can say they saw us when we were just starting out and that we were their Darlings of the Fringe.

America, Asia, Countries, Europe, Ireland, UK

Our world is ever changing

Our world is ever changing but not according to the cork map I’ve been sent.

OIt has taken me, in truth, the best part of a week to realise that this world at my fingertips was the one of my schooldays.

When Britain was still in denial about the loss of Empire.

Pin sharp

A different world

It was only after I’d stuck the pins in (I’d expected them to include them as in the picture) that I’d realised.

I’d covered Western Europe in red, blue and a spot of Irish green.

And adapted as your sticky pins only seem to come in the primary colours.

Red, white and blue

Don’t tell the Indians

So you end up pinning the Oranje Netherlands in red which to be fair is one-third of their flag.

And Italia in verde green the same, though Il Bel Paese is more associated with sporting azzurro.

Some countries have spent generations fighting not to go red so it seemed wrong to pin Germany red, but hey ho.

Red, of course, means different things, in different places and America and the Arab World proudly flashes red.

We will pin them on the beaches

And it can’t be a Beijing Duck

Of course it’s not just travel-longing Travel Editors who pin stickers to an atlas.

And world leaders are probably doing the same as we speak.

I’ve seen it too first hand at Winston Churchill’s War Rooms in Whitehall in London.

Now I’m thinking that I must have been delivered one of Winnie’s maps when I turned my attentions to Asia.

It can’t be a Mumbai mix

It’s not Queenstown any more: Cork

And saw that my mapmakers are still clinging to old British names of Bombay (Mumbai) and Peking (Beijing).

Before scanning back to Ireland to check that the names were correct.

It truly would not have surprised me if their cartographers were working to a 20th Century template.

I should have known when they insisted that my purchase was for a Queenstown map of the world.

Rather than a Cork one.

Our world is changing for sure, it’s just some are stuck in the past.

 

 

 

 

Countries, Culture

The day Travel fought back exceptionally

This was the day Travel fought back exceptionally.

I have discovered since returning to the UK last year after 13 years in Ireland that a sinister exceptionalism, dressed up as nationalism, stalks the island.

Our clarion call

Get on board

Britain wants to be treated as an exception in the world from the continent in which the Ice Age determined it must lie.

And within that island its northern part is claiming that it should be treated as an exception.

On account of it having voted against Brexit.

Day of action

Spell it out

Scotland, meanwhile, is caught up in knots.

Because it had voted to stick with England not long before the Brexit referendum.

The separatists want now to reverse that poll which they put down to dirty tricks and misinformation…

Much like an offside goal at the Euros.

They hope that a second referendum which would be in the gift of an anti-vote Boris Johnson.

To free them from the UK.

They want to open the doors to readmission to the EU if only Spain fearful of Catalonian secession would remove their veto.

People power

United front

Yes, I know what you’re thinking…

Is this not a Travel site, jimmurtytraveltraveltravel.com and not jimmurtywafflewafflewaffle.com?

Quite right. Only that British exceptionalism is stopping us travelling while the land I left, European Ireland can.

So while the EU prepare to roll out its vaccine passport the UK pushes back its Freedom Day.

Scotland stand up

Freedom?

We’re going into next month, a Freedom which doesn’t contain any such document.

Those of us of a Scottish variety must wait until August.

Only then can we enjoy what we once claimed could never be taken from us… our Freedom.

As is the way with a controlling figure we are being seduced with the offer of something shiny.

To keep us happy in the meantime.

Hail Malta and the Balearics

Malta solitude

Malta and the Balearics are being floated to be put on the Green List.

As welcome as that is we are particularly sore about this.

Because this is one situation where we promote exceptionalism.

We have long been advocating that there should be a special case made for the Spanish Islands.

And Tenerife too

So what about the Canaries? And the Greek islands?

For now, of course, our Travel sector must keep pressing our case.

Real freedoms for our exceptional Travel professionals and customers.

Yesterday was just the start, the day Travel fought back exceptionally.

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